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 Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:33 pm
Because men and women have always been at opposite ends of the spectrum.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:12 pm
Men Everything is always about some damn sport. Touch down this, I made a goal that, hey did you catch the score? Yadda yadda yadda. And if it's not about Monday night football, beer is always a great topic for conversation.
If you could even call, "DUDE! Bro frikken sweet! Hey man pass me the chips. Douche! TOOL! Did you see the rack on that one?" a conversation.
Every saturday there's some pick up game in a muddy field where clothes are ripped off and it's shirts verses skins.
You'd have thought after the last eighty million times, they would have figured out wearing their favorite pair of jeans wasn't a good idea.
A guy's sense of humor--->>> That's what she said!
Favorite food--->>> It's steak, but a sandwitch!
Favorite object--->>> Look at all the cars!
Favorite activity--->>> SEX SEX SEX
A guy just wants to slouch around in his underwear, and really is that so much to ask for? They don't need to start getting ready, the party's in fiffteen minutes, they got time.
In a fight, "Well, it's all your fault! ******** s**t b***h ho c**t mother ******** BALLS!"
And when it comes to girls....
"Dude this girl was sooo ******** hot. She had tits the size of my head, my ******** head!"
"Yeah and did you score?"
"Uh yeah, twice."
"Sweet. You gonna call her?"
"That's a joke right?"
"...You thought that'd be serious?"
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:16 pm
 Women
It's either personal appearance, or boys. That's it there are only two options---with maybe some talk about how cute a dress is.
It never fails and with such little to talk about you wonder, why the ******** don't girls ever shut up!?
"You look so pretty! Ugh I'd kill to have your shoulders, hmm you don't think I've gained weight...right? I NEED TO GO ON A DIET! This dress is soooooo cute! I broke my nail! God I wish Chad was more like Brad. Did you hear, Ian got a new hair cut?! PINK! CUTE! HOT! SEXY!"
It never stops! And even worse, they never stop nagging! Nothing is ever good enough!
Every Friday night, they go out dancing with their best friends, Linda, Jess, Caroline H., and Caroline M. Every Saturday, they go shopping and insist on trying on every pair of purple shoes the mall has. Then, even though Target has the same shirt for twenty dollars, they need to buy the Brand name for one hundred and twenty dollars.
Girl's sense of humor--->>> Look that that baby laughing!
Favorite food--->>> Chocolate cake (low calorie of course)
Favorite object--->>> 300$ pumps
Favorite activity--->>> Snuggling!
A girl just wants to have a sleepover and chat with her friends in her underwear. They need a good two hours to be ready, because what if the outfit they planned in their head makes their butt too big!?
In a fight, "I can't believe you! You are such an idiot! I should have just married Dan! You're stupid like your father..."
And when it comes to boys....
"Katie Shawn just asked me out on a date!"
"Awww, you're so lucky he's such a hottie!"
"I couldn't believe it! It was soooi cute too!"
"Yeah well Charlie is being such an a*****e."
"Girl, you really need to break up with him."
"I know but-one sec Bria's on the line I'll make it three way."
"Heyyyyyy!"
"Bria baby!"
"Soo what'd I miss?"
"Well shawn asked Katie out and I really need to dump Charlie."
"Well guess what....Me and Jake finally did it!"
"Oh no way was it good!?"
"Yeahhhhhhhhh, and after I made us pancakes."
"AWWW"
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:56 pm
 xxxxxxxxxxxxxSo What Happens When One Day, A Boy....Becomes a Girl?YA certain football playing, cursing, muscle bound man is about to find out exactly what it's like to be the fairer sex. How it happened is inexplicable. Magic perhaps, who knows? All he knows is that the night before his little “transformation”, he was at some party completely shitfaced. When he woke up, a hangover wasn’t the only thing that welcomed him. Boobs. He had boobs….big ones, and a vaginia. That’s what really set off the alarm. His most prized and proud possession was missing! His masculinity, his joy, his d**k, was gone! After hours of freaking out and pinching himself trying to “wake up”, he came to terms with it. He had been a boy his whole life and somehow, some way, he had been transformed into…a girl.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:15 pm
 Coping with being a girl really isn't easy. Thongs, high heels, bras, skirts, dresses, make up, earrings, waxing, tweezing, moisturizing, nail polish, tampons, periods, the list of difficulties just never ends! Our gender-swaped girl was really in for it. Being a girl was tough, really ******** tough. What wasn't helping, is the fact that he has no idea what he's doing. All of a sudden it's goodbye masculinity and hello femininity.
Our boy...or er, girl, is determined, however. He wasn't football captain for nothing! He had to work in the past and he'll work now! Too bad being a girl requires a little more than making the team. Clothes, heels, hair styles and makeup...somehow he got it all...though none of it actually went together. His cover story too, is that he's a new tenant that moved into his old apartment. People would believe him because there's no hiding that it's sort of a "different" person living in 29-J. So he's a bit of a mess...physically, and emotionally, but at least he's trying!
What if he never becomes a boy again. What of he's stuck with this damned v****a? It's hard to cope with changing genders against his will...especially when all of a sudden, he starts seeing boys in ways...he's never seen them before.
That's where the next chapter starts.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:23 pm
Where would our story be without a romantic love interest? Our man candy…who stays a man his whole life and fortunately doesn’t have to experience what it’s like to have boobs…is in every essence, the cliché of men. He’s buff, he’s gruff, and even better…or worse depending on your angle, he’s a genuine man whore. He’s a heartbreaker, a real ladies man, and he’s caught sight of the new beauty living in apartment 29-J. Little does he know that hottie was a man until roughly a week ago.
He is on the prowl. He wants this chick to be his and dammit he’s going to get what he wants! He doesn’t expect the serious amount of trouble she gives him however.
Our gender-swapped girl doesn’t know about our man candy’s goal, but she does know something is funny with the way she perceives him.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:42 pm
The "G I R L" :: Troubled Monster
The B O Y :: SamS K E L E T O N [align=center][img]picture, real people only[/img][/align]
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:47 pm
☆☆☆P R O F I L E S☆☆☆ ☆═━┈DanielMarshells┈━═☆ ⇢" you can call me D A N I "⇠ •here goes nothing•B i r t h Certificate : Daniel Matthew MarhsallsY u m m y Cake : March 23L i t Candles : 21M o n k e y Suit : University StudentDefine, ℳℯ
Uh I dunno…like, outgoing? I mean…dude I just like to live. I’ve always been your typical bro. Football on the weekends with the guys, parties here and there, the usual. I’m sort of…out of tune with people’s emotions. I mean, okay no, I understand people’s emotions just fine, I just don’t care. Crying, that’s obnoxious, pouting, it’s not that cute, and that clingy s**t…that makes me want to punch babies. I like roughing it. I’m also the first one to strike up a conversation if I feel like it. I’m not really intimidated by anyway because…because I dunno, I’m just not! I don’t think much into things and at the end of the day I’m looking out for number one!
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Aight so even though I’ve got boobs now, I was born a boy. My life is that classic upper middle class story. My dad is this rich plastic surgeon, and my mom is some random Brazilian lady who speaks maybe three words of English. My bad, she knows like ten words. Anyway I’m the youngest kid. I’ve got an older sister, Kelly…who’s a b***h, and older brother Mike, who’s a d**k, and another older brother Ryan, who can go ******** himself. Because I was the baby brother, my older brothers always gave me s**t. They stole my blanket, destroyed my action figures and popped by first football. They were evil…So growing up was a constant struggle, a balance between life or death. I mean, all the wrestling made be pretty ******** tough, but the high light of my life was puberty. I got big. I grew to be like 6’ 1, which was three inches more than Mike and half an inch taller than ******** Ryan…who can go ******** himself. So now when they messed with me we were evenly matched! What was really great was my aptitude for sports. I was always okay at school, but I excelled at sports. I started off a hockey kid, and that’s what really bulked me up. It was 7th grade that I realized by real passion, was football. Dude, let me tell you how my first day of football went. It was this giant explosion of happiness and adrenaline, and hell it was a sportsgasim. High School was really ******** great because people knew me from football. I was the only Freshman on varsity and as soon as I became a junior, they bumped me up to captain. I had a shitload of friends. We all played together, drank together and got girls together. Ah girls…did A LOT of skirt chasing in my day. I had a few girlfriends, but I was never after anything serious. Everything was working out wonderfully. College came around and I got into the school of my choice. I moved out, got my own apartment it was great! And then everything ******** blew up in my face! Boobs!? Really!? Now it’s all high heels, frills and….thongs. •sloppy seconds• H a i r Color : brown
E y eColor : blue
H o w Tall : 5'4
H o wMuch : 115lbs TheGood
Football
Action movies
Beer
Dirty jokes
Dogs TheBad
Being a girl!
Not knowing how to handle myself
When some guy is staring at my boobs!
Math…
Wearing pants to bed…
the R E A L me
Troubled Monster ☆═━┈TuckerDavis┈━═☆ ⇢" you can call me T U C K E R "⇠ •here goes nothing• B i r t h Certificate : Tucker Logan Davis Y u m m y Cake : August Fifteenth L i t Candles : Twenty Two M o n k e y Suit : Fourth Year Uni Student Define, ℳℯ
I'm a hardass, just like my dad raised me.
Strong.
Determined.
I get exactly what I want and I don't care who I hurt in the process. I'm a player, the king of the game. I break hearts and I toy with girls all the time. I can't count the amount of girls I've gotten in bed with, or car... or kitchen... or slide at a park. Did I mention I'm a kinky ******** love to throw the football around with the guys and just chill. I'm emotionless and don't do the clingy factor. I don't fall in love, nor do I believe in it.
I don't let anyone get close to me, I stay closed off to the world. Just as I have always been.
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*Sigh* Here Goes Nothin'
Basically, I moved around a lot as a kid. I was what you would call a Military Brat. Dad was getting shipped off here and there and mom and I would follow. I never remember having many friends. Never kept any once we moved. It was always the same charade, 'we'll right, we'll call, we'll see eachother somehow!' But promises from kids always fell short. One or two phone calls and somehow it was as if that person never existed. You found new friends, and moved forward with your life.
When Dad was home he was a hardass. Always on mom about looking her best, always. He'd pinch her sides and tell her she was gaining weight. He was always picking on us, making us feel insignificant. Mom was depressed, it was pretty obvious. And why wouldn't she be? Sure, he was always bringing us home things like Coach purses and the newest gaming system. But it was never enough for mom. Which, at the time, I didn't understand. But I guess... No, I still don't.
I learned quick that people didn't stick around. Our tenth or so move, I was a sophmore in high school. I had already lost my virginity and I knew my way around a girls heart.
That's right. I was always leaving anyways, moving and finding new people. It was easy to play my cards to my advantage. I had never really been close to anyone, no friends-no real relationships. Why would I change my ways? It had worked up until that point.
I was what girls b***h about on late night phone calls to their best girlfriends. The Heartbreaker. You can thank good old papi for that.
He was always bitching at me too, it wasn't just mom. I had to be the athelet despite never being able to stick with a team.
I had to constantly work out, be the strongest, be the best. He'd hit me a few times, but that was just the way they did it. It made me who I am today.
When I moved out, headed off to college, mom divorced him. I don't really talk to either of them. She got excellent alamony and dads still loaded anyways. He sends me more than enough to get by, and pays for my schooling. He thinks I'll end up enlisting, but the plan is to become a pediatrician.
What? Everyone has a soft spot, mine just happens to be kids.
•sloppy seconds• H a i r Color : haircolor
E y eColor : Hazel
H o w Tall : 5'11
H o wMuch : 181lb TheGood
Working Out
Getting Laid
Boobs TheBad
Emotions
Dating
Short Hair on a chick...what? I like something to grab onto dammit!
the R E A L me
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:46 pm
 >> (.)Y(.) <<XXιη α ωσяℓ∂ ωιтнσυт ℓσνєXXXXXXX........... you may ask, what is there to live for?XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXωєℓℓ, ι'ℓℓ вє тнє ƒιяѕт тσ тєℓℓ уσυXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXto take a look around...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>> (.)Y(.) <<XXвσσвѕ αη∂ вєєяXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX........... pizza, football, and guys nightXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXσя нσω αвσυтXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXthat tingly feeling you get
>> (.)Y(.) <<XXωнєη уσυ'яє ωσякιη συтXXXXXXX........... don't feed me your bullshitXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXabout ℓσνє and яєℓαтισηѕнιρѕXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXCause I'm livin for myself вιт¢нєѕ...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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_________________________ { I will ѕнυт the world αωαу. }
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:30 pm
 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀Dani was having a rough two weeks to say the least. She was just getting used to calling herself a "she"...and to make matters worse she was all out of beer! Hoe was she supposed to live without beer!? UGHHHHHHH!
Grumbling Dani threw on a pair of denim shorts and a tank top. Oh yes, she was wearing girl clothes. The shopping experience...the one where she got these girl clothes, had been a ******** adventure. She had managed to figure clothes s**t out. What had been traumatic was getting a bra and because Dani was under the impression all girls wore thongs, she was wearing a thong.
Speaking of which it was really riding up her a**! She grabbed the keys to her apartment and picked her wedge before stepping out of the door.
She wasn't happy, but there was nothing she could do. Did she want to die...a little bit. Did she actually want to commit suicide? No, no way. So she'd have to endure and live life with her very own personal v****a!
She missed her p***s. She missed it so ******** much it was unbelievable. Dani moved an depressed the down button on the elevator. She was going to get some beer, visit the sports shop to see the new football equipment and figure out where to get food.
Okay!
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samanthaualani Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:39 am
>> (.)Y(.) <<XXιη α ωσяℓ∂ ωιтнσυт ℓσνєXXXXXXX........... you may ask, what is there to live for?XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXωєℓℓ, ι'ℓℓ вє тнє ƒιяѕт тσ тєℓℓ уσυXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXto take a look around...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>> (.)Y(.) <<XXвσσвѕ αη∂ вєєяXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX........... pizza, football, and guys nightXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXσя нσω αвσυтXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXthat tingly feeling you get
>> (.)Y(.) <<XXωнєη уσυ'яє ωσякιη συтXXXXXXX........... don't feed me your bullshitXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXabout ℓσνє and яєℓαтισηѕнιρѕXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXCause I'm livin for myself вιт¢нєѕ...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Tucker was chilling in his boys.
"Who drank the last beer!"
The brunette looked down at the can in his hand and then up at the three guys that were glaring at him.
"Dude, wasn't me!" They rolled their eyes.
Alex piped up, "Man, you know the rules. You pop open the last one, you get more." They all nodded in ******** you all." He finished off the beer in his hand and grabbed the remote, pausing the game. "This doesn't get unpaused til I get back assholes." He was even smart enough to take it with him!
Yeah! ******** them!
Tucker headed out the door and down the hall, outside and towards the gas station up the road. Right before stepping inside he spotted a hot a** brunette girl walking in as well.
He smirked, tapped her on the a**, and winked as he stepped around and passed her, straight for the beer.
DAMN! Did you see the RACK on her?! And her a** was a whole nother story! Why hadn't he seen her around before?!
_________________________ { I will ѕнυт the world αωαу. }
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:49 am
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Had somebody actually touched her a**? Dani's head snapped in the direction of the winking jackass in front of her.
"Yo asswipe, what the ******** was that!?" That wasn't very lady like at all..."You better get your puny d**k out of here before I beat the s**t out of you!"
Holy s**t...Dani was going at it. He was pissed! Who the ******** did that guy think he was!? Tapping her a** then winking...that was bullshit! BULLSHIT man!
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:15 pm
>> (.)Y(.) <<XXιη α ωσяℓ∂ ωιтнσυт ℓσνєXXXXXXX........... you may ask, what is there to live for?XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXωєℓℓ, ι'ℓℓ вє тнє ƒιяѕт тσ тєℓℓ уσυXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXto take a look around...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>> (.)Y(.) <<XXвσσвѕ αη∂ вєєяXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX........... pizza, football, and guys nightXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXσя нσω αвσυтXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXthat tingly feeling you get
>> (.)Y(.) <<XXωнєη уσυ'яє ωσякιη συтXXXXXXX........... don't feed me your bullshitXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXabout ℓσνє and яєℓαтισηѕнιρѕXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXCause I'm livin for myself вιт¢нєѕ...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Tucker was bending over, grabbing a pack of beer when he heard the explosion from the chick he had just gropped.
He spun around to face her and couldn't help but crack a smile as he headed back to her. "Kinky girl, eh? I can get into that. But the name calling has got to go sweetie." He clicked his tongue against the back of his pearly white teeth.
"I should be going though, the guys will tear me to shreds if I take too long." He shook his hand through his dark locks before going over to the register.
_________________________ { I will ѕнυт the world αωαу. }
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:55 pm
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Dani huffed. She wished she was 6'l again! She could totally beat the s**t out of this tool! She reached into the freezer and grabbed three six packs. Now ordinarily this wouldn't have been a problem, but that was because two weeks ago Dani had biceps the size of small children, now....
"Oof!" She cried in quite a high pitched manner. The six pack fell right onto the floor with a crashing thump. Thank god they were cans!
The man behind the register looked behind Tucker to get a glimpse of the idiot when he realized said idiot was actually a hot girl...who happened to have a size D cup. Well how could he be mean to that cup size?
Dani bent down to try this again. She went to lift all three...not working. "Oh!" She made a few tiny noises of distress and stood there in dismay.
How the ******** was she going to do this!? All she wanted was beer dammit! And no she would not settle for one case because that wasn't enough!
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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samanthaualani Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:18 pm
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Tucker winced at the sound of cans crashing to the floor. He whipped around to see his big boobed friend.
He chuckled, held up a single finger to the cashier and strolled up behind her, tapping her on the shoulder.
"Thats a lotta beer you got there." He snickered, stepping around to face her. "Gonna need a hand sweetie?" He clicked his tongue bending over to pick up one case, then another.
Oh yes, two and the third would be just as easy. He was no body builder, but you got used to picking up beer cases. Not to mention, he was constantly working out.
Always gotta be buffed up..always.
He nearly shuddered at the sound of his dads voice in the back of his head as he picked up the third one.
"So, lets say I take these over there and pay for them, would you wanna come back to my place and hang with the guys? We could use another player tonight since Daniel randomly disapeared."
_________________________ { I will ѕнυт the world αωαу. }
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