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Mad Hatters Revenge

PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:34 am


Hi there! After this post I shall throw on my rules, genres and end with contacts.
Quick information that either keeps or kills you:
-This can take place over: PMs, Threads, email
-I don't do Twilight
-"I only play female" Does not work for me, no matter what excuse you have.
-Groups are loved...please read through my rules/genres still to make sure you're not asking me to join a genre I don't like.  
PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:38 am


Helpful Information:
- I am ALWAYS up for taking requests.
- I have a sense of humor and I use sarcasm.
- “I only play female” Will NOT work with me.
- I do not play Twilight.
- Be polite. Critique all you want, but do so in a graceful manner that doesn't end up making you look like an idiot.
-"I only play female" Will NOT work with me. I'm repeating this because I'm dead serious. My gender has not made me lazy and uncreative to the point where I can't step outside my own pants/read stories from a male point of view enough to play a guy in a story. It's not that hard, suck it up and quit yer bitching.
-Please see below if any statements upset you.


If something here upsets you. I. Don't. Care. Angry/Disagreeing messages are a waste of time since I will not read them.

I might bite. Watch your hands.:

1)Be Patient: STUFF HAPPENS.

2)Be open minded and ask about anything you'd like to toss in the role play.

3)Long Term.

4) If at any point you would like to stop/change the role play, you can tell me. I will not bite if you do.

5)I'm sick of labels, here's what I care about during writing:
-Type however much you're little heart desires but put something in it! Don't toss me single lines of crap, I will not clean up after your lazy mess.
-I can type a lot some days, some days I just don't feel like more than a few lines, but I always put something in my posts to keep it moving. Be able to do the same.
-Know your basic grammar and spelling.
-I don’t bite you for making a mistake, it happens.
-If I don't like your writing, I'll tell you so.

6) Quality & Quantity: I like length, however I also love the quality. As in don't feed me a paragraph dealing only on their jeans. I like reading a lot that has something to it. One liners drive me insane.

8 ) I don't role play male x male or female x female as a main subject. I've never enjoyed any of the story lines because they're never about character development...over half of the ones I tried were mostly smut...and I'm done trying right now.

9) Make your characters interesting. I do not want to sit here and deal with some emo children who think their life sucks and she/he has no one paying attention to her/him. If you have perfect bright blue eyed blond cheerleaders/football players with a perfectly hot body that everyone loves? Your characters may get shot in the first few minutes.

10) If 9 offended you. Go cry and write about it on your blog.

11)Anyone looking for someone to play just a male may leave now. I don't tolerate anyone who "only wants to be female." I don't care what excuse you've got, I've got plenty myself, I make up for that by playing more than one character:
You should be able to do the same.
I want guys.....not a girl in a guys body. The boys who 'tend to lean more on the feminine side' are just obnoxious and seem to me like more of your sneaky way of playing a female without breaking any rules.
I am capable of doubling, tripling, however many characters your lovely little heart desires. I even tend to toss in side characters for the hell of it.
If you don't understand that doubling means we both play a male and female character, I may slam your head off a desk.

12) Hate having to do this but just so I know you actually read my rules, tell me in some way other than "I read them", give me your favorite quote, or song lyric, list of your limits and what gender you play...so long as you can show you actually did read them it'll work just fine.

13) These rules make me sound like I have a temper. Well honestly I do, people irritate me and my first thought is to damage someone or something. I don't 99% of the time, but I can play nice too....if you don't want me to bite, don't give me a reason to. wink

Limits:

Romance - It helps and I’m a sucker for it but it's not required if you're plot is interesting.
Intimacy - Please refer to the guilds rules if this is to take place on the guild forums. If it's not, then you're required to let me know your limits.
Violence - Throw. It. At. Me. I'm sick of dull role plays where the only injuries come from running into things. I want something to keep my mind itching for more.
Cussing - Please refer to the guilds rules if this is to take place on the guild forums. If it's not, then you're required to let me know your limits.


Let me know you're limits.

Next with be a few genre's /contacts.

Mad Hatters Revenge


Mad Hatters Revenge

PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:44 am


Genres:
I'd really kill for a nice, original plot. Please, suggest something you don't see here. OR if you have a plot you think is interesting for anything listed here, please feel free to suggest it anyway and see if you can change my mind.

I don't want to role play something children watch (Pokemon, Naruto...things like that.)

If something you do/want to do IS NOT here than please please please SUGGEST SOMETHING.


wahmbulance I don't do: wahmbulance
~Twilight. Don't even ask. I don't care how good you think your plot is. No, I'm not a hater just because he sparkles, I'm a hater because I've actually read the first book and I had no desire to read any others. (All my friends and my own mother, who were so pushy that I had to read the rest because I'd love it, changed their minds at the last book and said I was right and it wasn't worth it.) THIS IS MY OWN OPINION. DON'T SIT THERE AND BARK AT ME FOR DISLIKING IT AND I WON'T CRITISIZE YOU FOR LIKING IT. I simply will not roleplay it, end of story.
~Animals (This doesn't include shape shifters)
~Books/Movies/TV Shows (except animes or if you have A REALLY nice plot that doesn't follow storyline.)
~Incest pairings, step siblings count in my eyes.
~***** pairings, if it's more than a 10 year difference, or their teacher/friends parent, just..no.

-There's no specific order to these. I like them all a lot, each one always ends up differently.
Pretty much anything not listed in "don't do" I'm open for, the following are just ones I've done, I'm really eager for some new ones.
There are a few missing I'm sure....I do so many..these are just the ones I end up with more often..so please please please please suggest something.

heart = craving a bit more than others.
THESE ARE ONLY THE MOST FREQUENT ONES I"VE DONE. PLEASE SUGGEST SOMETHING.
**Warning, my vampires don't sparkle. EVER. They don't go out in the sunlight, they have fangs and they will rip a human to pieces if they have to.**

-Something. With. Violence. Gore. Twists and Turns. Drama. I want to be curious about what could possibly happen next! heart heart heart heart
-Fallen Angel [or Angel] x Demon
-Vampire x Mortal
-Shifter x Mortal heart
-Arranged Marriage -Will do a present time one if you have a good plot, so far I've only done medieval -plot-
-Vampire x Slayer heart
-Vamipre x Lycan
-Medieval Vampire x Royalty heart
-Medieval anything heart
-Fantasy anything heart
-Fairy Tale Twists heart
-The list goes on..for the millionth time it seems suggest something.

Anime I'm okay with/have read or seen enough to understand it:
-Inuyasha heart
-Vampire Knight
-Pet Shot of Horrors (though I don't know enough about other mystical creatures to make up ones they haven't used yet.)
-..There are more I can't think of so just ask!!!! Even if I haven't seen/read it, I'd be more than happy to try it if you fill me in!

Something different:
Alice in Wonderland
-Due to Tim Burtons lovely new version of it, I feel too many people are desperate now more than ever for someone to just play Hatter and make him fall in love with whoever they're playing. So...I'm going to be open to anyone's suggestions to an Alice plot, but I'd prefer it be a darker version and not just some excuse to make you're character fall in love. It will REQUIRE playing multiple characters.

Modern Fairy Tales
-Not fairy tale twists, there's a difference.
-Modern day, meaning fairies existing in our world today, and how humans get by not knowing they're there. Or how the ones who know they are, live out their everyday lives.
-I can explain more if you're interested. If you'd like to look up examples, look up Modern Fairy Tales by Holly Black. heart heart heart
PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:45 am


Contacts:
PMs
Threads
E-mail: tspauld1@twcny.rr.com

Sorry, those are the only options, messengers bother me since I'm not always able to respond while you're online, I like being able to keep the role play moving even if we're not on at the same time.


That's everything, let me know if you're interested, either through here or my e-mail.

Mad Hatters Revenge

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