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 Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:29 am
This is Endurance.
This is Excellence.
This is Evolution.
"Soul Enigma just punted Draze!"
"Yuke is the new owner of the Dementium Champion."
"Nuke just slammed Soul through the Cell!"
"Stone stands there with both of the unified Championships."
"So who's Champion? Both 2.0 and Cartwright fell on Landry at the same time .."
"The two Kings square off, who is truly the Champion of WWE:E?"
"Yuke just turned on both The Tag Team and her partner Harli, leaving him in the ring to get beaten down .."
"Landry just hit Jed with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb all the way from the top of that scaffold! The crowd go wild!"
2.0 is shown helping Landry to celebrate his second reign as WWE:E Champion ..
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:49 am
The camera rolls on to the commentators, Christian Williams and Hayley Marshall as the crowd are all hyped up for the long-anticipated return of the most innovative show around.
 
Hey, Don't let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste
Weight keep pinning me down
Will I find a believer
Another one who believes
Another one to deceive
Over and over down on my knees
If I get any closer
And if you open up wide
And if you let me inside
On and on I've got nothing to hide
Then I'm done done on to the next one ..
Christian: "Ladies and Gentlemen .. Welcome to Saturday Night EVOLUTION!"
Hayley: "That's right. The only show you'll ever need, and we're here to keep you wanting more."
Christian: "So recently we've being hearing a lot of news and speculation about big changes Evolution may be in line for."
Hayley: "On WWE:E's Twitter page at twitter.com/wweevolution you can catch all of the official news and gossip, and remember to keep watching there for updates."
Christian: "First thing's first is that the guest host program has been scrapped, in the wake of superstars abusing their powers."
Hayley: "Makes sense Christian, after seeing title matches being thrown around .. However, the rivalries did heat up and big favour was shown towards the Chairmanm, Rachel Hollett, who controlled who was guest host.."
Christian: "But what we have seen is the vindictive Hollett decide she already has enough power, and that she doesn't need any more. I mean, just look at Nuke Fusion, former owner; he's now completely under her control."
Hayley: "Not only that, but no single Superstar - or faction - has come close to vying for power with her. A well kept federation perhaps?"
Christian: "She's not been in power too long and although a strong leader, she may be slightly inexperienced. However, in other speculations, there is word that the 'retired' Matt Stone may be making a return. Personally, i'm going to be keeping an extremely close eye on the match card to see if he actually does come back."
Hayley: "If he doesn't, what then happens to the Remnant Championships? And what has happened to The Tag Team?"
Christian: "Well recently, Undisputed Champion Mike Landry has come out as saying that there is no longer 'The Tag Team', which I personally think is a huge shame; they were a great team. However, all things must come to an end, and I just hope that we get both of those Superstars on the show, they're some of the hottest 'stars we've got running in this place."
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:50 am
Christian: "However, saying that, there's also been reports that the low and mid-carders will be given chances towards Championships, but only if they can prove themselves."
Hayley: "Well if you remember back a few months, WWE:E opened up it's 'Hall of Fame', and paid tribute to future legends and future main eventers. Some of these prodigies included people such as Travis Nightsky, Yuke, and Christopher Cross."
Christian: "And I totally agree there, they're going to be some amazing talents for the future, and we sure do have great potential world championsh there as well, I won't deny that. Take Yuke for instance; she's already the former Diva's Champion, now Dementium Champion!"
Hayley: "Not only that, but she's also the single holder of both of the Evo Tag Championships."
Christian: "I'm just wondering if she's got too much to worry about, and too much competition, I think it'll be quite interesting to see what she can do with those titles and future chances."
Hayley: "Saying that, let's talk briefly about the Evo Tag Championship tourney still in progress, according to close sources of Rachel Hollett."
Christian: "It's interesting to see things unfold, and with Harli vying to get back in the picture and get at Yuke, it's bound to be full of thrills. On a quick notice here, for those of you who have ever missed any of WWE:E's great Pay-Per-Views, WWE:E now shows all their past Pay-Per-Views online for a one-off fee of $39.99"
Hayley: "On to the next thought of the show?"
Christian: "Well i'm just wondering out of the Superstars in WWE:E, who's going to be ready and fit to return. One example of Superstars going out to do other things is a one Nuke Fusion, who has been out in the film industry, in talks about taking a small role in the next Iron Man movie, as he's been seen out about with a Mr. Robert Downey Jr."
Hayley: "What a hunk Robert is .. But yes, good point. We've also seen Yuke advertising a new energy drink on our TV screens, called 'Bloodlust', due in stores soon."
Christian: "So looking at all of this news and gossip, we're happy to announce that the match card will be up ready soon, and tickets are on sale already, and are going fast."
Hayley: "We hope to see you there."
Christian: "And maybe Hayley would have made me a sandwich by then; good night folks!"
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