Right, of course it's Steve Smith.
You are bolted to the floor. There are LOCKED STEEL BANDS wrapped over your arms, chest, and legs. You have no KEY or BOLT CUTTERS, and your hands are too tightly bound to use them anyway.
> Check Inventory
You have FIVE (5) BOTTLES OF MOUNTAIN DEW; THREE (3) EGG SALAD SANDWICHES; a BALL OF TWINE; a SMALL KNIFE; a WALLET containing a few DOLLARS and your ID CARD.
> Examine self
You are bolted to the floor and completely immobilized. Your VITALITY INKWELL is full, and only ONE (1) of your FICTATION SPHERES is glowing in your CREATIVITY BAUBLE.
What will you do?
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