So, I was in class the other day, talking to one of my friends.
I saw her cheating on a homework, and i kept calling her a dirty liar for the whole class period, and she kept looking angry at me, and then I'm like 'What!?' and my friend beside me whispers to me 'You know it's her birthday, right?' and I'm like, OSHIT, so, rather evasively, I ask her 'Well, when is my birthday then!?', thinking i stumped her. She says it right. (I swear to ******** god she has the ability to remember things for the sole purpose of winning arguments), and then I'm like, 'Well, nobody else remembers', so she looks around and says 'Raise your hand if you wished me a happy birthday', and every single a*****e there raised their hand. Don't you love feeling like an a**?