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Doing this post by post, page by page. Each post will be a page, and I'll chip at it as I feel like it.

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+[Opening Thoughts]: Alright, ******** look like Marshal Law versus ADHD stoned Naruto, but I can't really fault you for this. Damn you Vintrict.

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+[Fierach 1]: "and and his head throb," narrator stuttering?! What a travesty. Apparently, James is the guardian, which is fitting giving he looks like ******** Marshal Law- no, I'll stop that. Calls his opponent a moron in narration, and expects us to go to YouTube to play his spiffy music. Get a domain like real fags! (Chest pump.)

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+[Acropilis 1]: Alright you crackhead orange ninja, let's see. The crowd, hot dogs.. what? How did he taste the stand hotdogs, did the fatass go "I'M GONNA GO FIGHT THAT GUY BUT FIRST A CHILI DOG, HERE'S $2?" What a fatass, not only is your character Naruto but he's obese and stoned. Oh, his name's Cyrus, Chrono Trigger. Alright, that's redeeming.

He stretched inside.. of his neck and arms.. little iffy, MORE YOUTUBE BULLSHIT. GET DOMAINS AND GET ON MY LEVEL.

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+[Fierach 2]: James' music drowned out Cyrus' music. That's a d**k move, I don't think the sound team prioritizes music volume on who's theme it is, especially since each fighter could be better known in their respective geographic region or whatever. I and Omi both personally don't know who the ******** either of these people are, neither would we expect the sound team to go "well let's blare Omi's s**t and turn down theirs. biggrin "

Canaan. Dammit, I know the judges cry about long text and I'm gonna get my s**t jumped for my pictures, but paraphrase the back story on this s**t in a quote or something so I know who the hell this is and why I care. Wrong use of "then," is looking like Keanuu Reeves now, and some fire. Alright, I like fire.

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+[Acropilis 2]: Alright, Cyrus is all "I'm a soldier," sporting his bling. Apparently, the music played for like 3 seconds and the crowd gets quiet when you mutter under your breath, so Cyrus could hear everything James said. Doesn't end a sentence with punctuation, I'm glaring, I'm glaring, doesn't put an image in IMG tags but rather links to it so we have to exit the page or open it in another tab, I'm glaring harder.

At least he's preparing two arms' worth of electricity no one can see.

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+[Rhoslyn 1]: Whuhr? A judge? I appreciate the ambiance, but holding up signs saying "******** CYRUS" while giving poor James a band of merry homosexual stomp-noise musicians seems pretty weird. I'm not sure if I'd feel complimented by that or not.

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+[Fierach 3]: James really doesn't like Cyrus. He mad. Six foot guard split, now I know they were walking but the arena isn't that tiny, I ******** hate vague distances at the start of a fight.

Beyond that point I can tolerate it and it's usually good to use rough distances so the fight works more fluid, but when I have no idea where you start and you apparently poke my character in Post 2 because you're magically 6 feet away, that s**t is annoying-

FLASH STEPPING?

Flash Stepping?



This? Is this what you mean? Also, ".." - why is one ellipse underlined and the other not? WHY? ANSWER ME GOD DAMN IT.

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+[Acropilis 3]: Better not ******** disappoint me, that last post got me mad. Let's see. I see the acronym "MP" at the bottom, great. Great. Magic points? Mana points? Military Police, what the hell is that? Anyway, I'd think when someone lunges at me, magic woowoo-Flash Step or no, chuckling then is probably not smart. I'd take that opportunity to do something useful, like .. anything.

Dodged the punch James threw by ducking, why am I not surprised. See, I catch s**t for all the busy work I put in my posts, this is why. James' punch path wasn't really clarified other than being "straight" and towards Cyrus' "throat," but not really telling us where on the throat. This makes a "i dodge" moment very easy for Cyrus.

I digress, god damn it man, all these stances. I don't know the ******** Crane Style, give me a visual, and-

DID CYRUS REPLY TO SOMETHING JAMES -THUNK-? IT WAS IN HIS HEAD, IS CYRUS PSYCHI- wait, I bet he is psychic, alright. An electric Shoryuken from a weird angle, and again external links the image, I'm getting mad. I download at 1.9 MB/s when I pirate things, I don't have that kind of connection so I can be turned aside by s**t that would phase dial-up fags, put it in THE THREAD.

So, each MP gives him an Electric Shoryuken that lasts until it hits something? Fair enough.

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+[Miana 1]: Surprisingly alright. Called the crazy James fetishists girls, told Cyrus and James to shut the ******** up and fight - good charisma, 10/10 and would read again.

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+[Fierach 4]: I dislike quoting the opponent in quote boxes unless it's like.. a past event. But Fierach took it up a notch by either quoting before Acropilis edited it in which case -1 to Acropilis, or ******** up Acropilis' BBCode in which case -1 to Fierach.

Ah, the "I interrupt your sentence and punch you" clause. Classic. Personally, I can multitask, and I make a point your characters can too. But, since it -did- seem like Cyrus was just droning on and rubbing himself, +1 to James for shutting him the ******** up and punching him.

But, as quick as he gets praise, Fierach sets out to get rid of it by immedietely and without adjusting his posture whatsoever shoulder checking his opponent. Now another interruption, I call Omi the [artist] or the [Serpentine Manipulation Artist] because they're typically unique terms that make it clear he's who I'm talking about, so I don't just go "and so he, then he, but he, and NOW he" a thousand times.

"the martial artist" however, given they both appear to be martial artists, makes no ******** sense by itself. Yes, it's clear he's referring to James, but c'mon.

And alright, the Path of Violence, the ******** is that? Is that a metaphor for his personality or is that like, a stance he goes into, or is that a power? I really can't tell at this stage.

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+[Acropilis 4]: Weight and height difference is important.. but going "huhr 30 lbs difference your shoulder check did NOTHING" is completely absurd, right off the bat. Also, very little fat? You lying sack of s**t, Cyrus was plopping hot dogs into his fat ******** mouth right before this fight!

Also, weight classes in sport, while applicable, aren't -as- applicable in tournaments like these simply because of the diversity in character race and thus, qualities/durability/etc.

Anyway, Cyrus falls over like a dumbass. "He immediately off his shoulder," what? Got something off his shoulder, got off his shoulder, which shoulder, I ******** swear I'm going to bring up the hot dogs again. Also, while I think James' FLASH STEPPING was retarded, I think if he was anywhere near you, he could probably punish you as you got up.

Also,

"When he was in range (which would be sooner for Cyrus since he had reach)"

Something tells me you're not even sure if that's true or not and are just assuming it because. Which sounds like faggotry.

"towards the left and force it to flow with electricity flamboyantly."

Whole inner monologue earlier about not using it "flamboyantly," then you use it "flamboyantly," dag nabbit.

Dag ******** nabbit.

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+[Fierach 5]: First couple lines should've never been in the post. "huhr so far James haz raeped Cyrus jaems good cyrus bad" - thanks for the update Ertai.

Ah well, at least he made good on what I said. I doubted James was just gonna chill there watching Cyrus get up. I mean man, aside from the faggish introduction, this is my favorite Fierach post by far thus far because it didn't involve garbling male mayonnaise.

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+[Acropilis 6]: Zig-zagging does not give you bonus speed, and whoever told you this needs slapped or their hand shook. Also, my god, here it is. Electric shocking Jame's d**k. Cyrus is not only a morbidly obese ninja, he's apparently homosexual and has two arms of lightning now. Overall, this post was too short/vague, and reeked way too much of "NO U," so as much as Fierach has failed, I'm leaning towards him being in the lead [right now]. I'm sure he'll lose my good graces somehow.

I mean s**t, one paragraph of "I ZIG-ZAGGIN' THEREFORE I SHOCK YO FOOT AND ******** BLAST YOUR s**t," the other paragraph pronouncing victory and talking about future injuries as well as murdered semen James has. That's just a mixture of poor presentation, poor sportsmanship, and poor play.

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+[Fierach 6]: Starts off logically sound. Where are you going to get me pissed at you, Fierach?

"Besides, fry a fire user? Not likely at all." - here it goes, BEING THE WOOWOO FIRE GOD DOES NOT MAKE YOU IMMUNE TO LIGHTNING OR HEAT ITSELF. Fortunately, given the logistics of Acropilis' last post are absurd, this isn't too glaring -yet-.

The ******** is "Dou," I ain't Googling it bro, better get to telling me soon or I'm gonna rage on my keyboard.

..Wait, you're going to go "yeah, he pumped electricity through me, I'll GRAB HIS HEAD AND GOUGE HIS EYES?" This seems like a counter "no u," id est: "MY ONE FOOT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR TWO HANDS' LIFTING STRENGTH COMBINED," although it reeks of Hokuto Shin Ken with the eye poking.

Sudden palm explosions. When was James charging up for this, between his narrator discussing how Cyrus was a stupid poopy-face as dumb as a butt and the crowd ejaculating furiously onto the marble floor for him? Also, why would God have dust, and why would it be fire? I not only dislike that name, but I in fact hate it because it makes no sense.

AS FAGGISH as Acropilis was with his electric double-arm technique, at least he used an MP system and made it clear it was there all these posts. Your s**t kinda sprung out of your balls, possibly literally, in one post with no forewarning of any kind. Also, an "overblast of pressure?"

The ******** are you saying? Literal pressure, like I'm getting pushed on pressure, or mental pressure, like "hey this guy's gouging out my eyes and putting fire on my face, I feel unfortunate?" Horrific burns? What degree, first second or third do you wager? How hot are these flames, how big were the explosions of fire, did they "explode onto the scene" explode or "BANG" explode, how far are they pumping out of his hands, is there anything unnatural about them, is James Ifrit, and again:

The ******** is Dou? Apparently you have powers under it, so it's like a skillset in Devil May Cry 4 or something.

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+[Acropilis 7]: More "no u." Literally, "PHYSICS AND SCIENCE SAY I WIN f**."

"and jump to then backwards" - backwards is not a location, it is a direction!

"he could easily get out of James’s rather short gripping range." - WHAT SUGGESTS JAMES HAS THE REACH OF A ******** HAMSTER THAT YOU'VE SEEN AND I HAVE NOT?

Cyrus proceeds to slap his fat a** in a taunt, again doing more faggotry since I doubt James would just sit there going "OW OW OW OW MY FOOT" and not, you know, do something else. Cyrus proceeds to discuss Taco Bell, which is definetely his highlight thus far in this fight, because Taco Bell sounds very good right about now. I then think back and remember Cyrus was gorging himself on weiners mere minutes prior, probably mustard stains all over his shirt, and my eyes narrow in a fury that he would dare imply [more] food related shannanigans.

Now, bending over and slapping your a** while saying "Cyrus was begging for it" ranks pretty high up there on the scale of f**. I mean, I'm no homophobe, but that's just overtly homosexual to a degree that combined with the ridiculous amount of eating Cyrus has done, it's attrocious.

Also, why did it only take 2 MP before to charge up Cyrus' arms, but now it took 3 MP to seemingly do the exact same thing in one arm? Apparently, an MP a limb had enough power to fry a man (or demon or whatever)'s balls and destroy his leg with the nerves within, so I'm pretty sure 3x that in one arm would kill someone.

I'm going to take this time to glare at Vintrict, because he always implies my character's ability is overpowered, and then always lets Raiden the ******** Ninja in every year who can herald thunder storms. Sick of the RACISM VINTRICT.
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Well, wow. I was told this fight was a cluster ********, and I was not disappointed thus far. One page in, and I've read some silly s**t. Both fighters have done a terrible job IC and OOC, flash-stepped, choked on weiners, rubbed balls, slapped a**, and tried to have a "who can blare their stereo louder" contest with YouTube videos.

Fierach's OOC perpetual and constant s**t talk, his character's abilities and parameters not being clear -at all- IC, and how the s**t talk leaks into his character's actions slam him pretty hard. Also, he butchers post formatting.

Acropilis on the other hand, keeps linking to external images rather than posting them so I can take them in with his writing, initiated the "NO U" arms race by going from two kids throwing rocks to hurling an atomic bomb at James, can read minds and is forgetful of punctuation, and is being really inconsistant with his MP system so far. I'd worry that 3 MP would nuke James into another plane of existance with fairies mouth-raping him, if it wasn't for the fact I'm sure on page 2, Fierach has claimed because he controls fire, lightning burns do nothing more than give him a particularly long erection.

[Page I Verdict]: Fierach's ahead so far. But not by a whole bunch.

[PAGE III]

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+[Opening Thoughts]: It's ******** 11:58 PM, I'm dreading school work tomorrow, I've got a boner, and that's quickly going away because I'm watching this.

Drumm.. drumm.. DRUM DRUM! BEEEOWOW-WOOAHHH OHHH, WOHHH OHH, WOAAAHH OHH, WOAAHH.. SCARMIGLIONE.

s**t's actually catchy, can't stop playing it. Oh, in case you're blind and mildly retarded, James versus Cyrus ended 4 pages in. A sad day. But it is my duty as a doctor to continue chronicling this bullshit. So, here I go.



'Cos I quoted something from Breath of Fire III.

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+[Acropilis 13]: WOOH! Go stoner Naruto, some delicious "NO YOU" to get me reacquainted. Admittedly it's been a few days and my marathon play of Dragon Age has me a little hazy on this fight. Now, all I can remember when I was writing the rest of that s**t was that Cyrus had a nuclear bomb in his hand, but it seems he's mad because James decided to do some kind of really badass Shaq Fu technique.



Deus Ex.. "God Hand?" That's not what Deus Ex means, you f*****t. Oh well, seems he does some really vague footwork and an uppercut, a fruity weapon, I mean this is pretty uninspiring s**t on his part. How about you man up and throw your Hadoken? Scared it'll instantly disqualify you?

I would be.

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+[Fierach 13]: Damn. I remember now, their posts were getting tiny as s**t because all they needed to say was "nahw you mad, so anyway, there I was kicking you in the d**k, and then tons of bitches rode my c**k. It was splendifurous."

Bajiquan, Zhen Jiao.. getting pretty tired of your s**t Fierach, I got mad at Dao, finally figured it out after two pages, now I need to figure out what school of Vargas you trained under? I don't give a ********, EXPLAIN.

State of supreme.. empowerment. So James has a raging hard on, alright. Cyrus will be terribly pleased.

While he is technically right, in that head hunting is an iffy practice while going for the body is wiser, I see the last little paragraph as paramount "no u." I mean wow.

This is what is done. Not even an exaggeration.

"James is dodging REALLY GOOD. His AGI is ******** 99. That's how ******** good he is, James is the Decider, James is Sol Badguy, no, James is what Sol Badguy looks for under the bed at night masturbating to Bridget like the little queer he is, James is GOD.

So anyway, he catches up to your character mid-dodge and hits him. Because dodging that fast ain't possible. No one can."

I mean s**t, +2 for balls.

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+[Acropilis 14]: I see two quote boxes. Oh great.

More faggotry that should've been taken care of OOC way before this.

Oh my god, I can't.. I can't even read it. I seriously minimized FireFox, ran ZSNES, and played Legend of Zelda: Omega for a bit.



I SAVED THE PRINCESS!

Alright, back to reading this s**t.

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+[Fierach 14]: Apparently, Cyrus missed leading James around by the ear in some S&M. Cool.

Ahw, AHWWW, you ******** used =/= in vain.

+15 for "******** owned" in the same sentence as some common sense for once. Granted, that should be expected of you, all the time, not be your finishing move. Like seriously,

"And teacher, THAT IS WHY 2+2=4, ******** YEAH, [unzips his pants and wags his d**k in the teacher's face.] <******** YEAH, ******** YEAH" - good job. Now do it again.

Faggotry about the crowd, knife, lig-

Alright, are you retarded? He has a nuclear bomb. I know, I've read some comments here like "well technically it's only as hot as the surface area of the sun, huhr huhr huh-" My bad! That's chump change, some tanning oil will handle that,

SHUT THE ******** UP, THROW THE KNIFE, AND HOPE TO GOD LIGHTNING REFLECTS OFF METAL SOMEHOW.

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+[Acropilis 15]: At this point, he's not even fighting anymore, he's ******** arguing everything while Cyrus goes "I WISH I WAS AN Oscar Mayer WIENERRR." <******** wait.

"Well, it wouldn't matter what tactics Cyrus used, at least he wasn't a p***y like James and had to use a knife and steroids to fight. Plus the lance extension was used to make the spear have more range since he wanted to avoid being shanked like a smart person. The shorter lance would move faster but require more up close contact to be accurate. "

....

Go, daemon Kirby, slay this monster at once.



Are you still complaining about the knife? Did you call him a p***y? Look in the mirror, mother ******** src="https://graphics.gaiaonline.com/images/s.gif" alt="User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show." title="User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show." class="bbcode-swap-blocked-image" rel="https://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4834/jisukchoff9vivi20040518.jpg" />

^--You, level 262 with your GameShark, casting the best spell in the game.

Y..You called him a p***y.

You called him a p***y.



..You.. called him a p***y. If this happens one more time, I'm taking another video game break.

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+[Fierach 15]: "Being hit in the armpit ******** hurt, but it was nothing James couldn't deal with."

And fruitiest comment thus far goes to Fierach. You'd know.

"gained a mount his victim"

Hahah, f**!

I'm doing this because this is going nowhere. I'm growing angry. And my cat is going "meow" to my right, wanting out of the bedroom.



Look at him.

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+[Acropilis 16]: "Jiu-Jitsu."

Huh. He's actually fighting. That's new. Wait. This post seems very, very pretty, but the third paragraph- apparently, Cyrus has a foot that operates on another plane of existence, it makes no sense. I'm not even going to elaborate, it makes no sense.

I.. that's it. ******** that's it. I warned you. Zero tolerance today.



Alright, back. Killed Dracula.

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+[Fierach 16]: "James took an ukemi, a break-fall technique" - if only you did this all the time.

"Really. It wasn't the size of the weapon that mattered, it was how you used it. James did with a combat knife what Cyrus couldn't do with a makeshift lightsaber."

First off, comparing your d**k to a knife means your ego can't be too solid. Second, light saber? Light S- ******** it. No. He gets nuked. See if I care. I give. My faith in humanity, ruined.

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+[Darth 1]: Oh. Oh great. I said it first a*****e. Granted, technically I said it long after you did, but still doesn't change the fact you cockblocked me through time. -5.

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+[Roen 1]: ..What?



..The ********, notice the guys in the white shirts? Like they're in formation or something. It's.. unsettling. Creepy. Like a cult about to have a huge orgy, then ritualistically sacrifice themselves.

...I.. wait, look at the mid-right section. Look closely. Does that chick have a basket on her head? Why the blue blazes in my nut sack, is this like a football event? What would wearing a basket do to support your football team, "huhu i liek football I GOT A BASKET?"

-5 until I get some clarifications on this.

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+[Vintrict 2]: Apparently, Vintrict is that retarded old codger from Phoenix Wright. Why am I not surprised.

Wow, I.. Vintrict made sense with a ruling? .. you ******** retards, WHEN I WAS YER' AGE, VINTRICT TOLD ME THROWING FIRE SNAKES WAS OP WHILE I FOUGHT SOMEONE WHO SUMMONED OCEANS, THIS IS BULLSHIT.



...alright, I got nothing. I have no idea how the ******** to play that game. I mean what.

Anyway, apparently our little dictator to be doesn't have the nuclear bomb anymore.



Who will survive?

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+[Acropilis 17]: ...

"only with the fact that your character only has 1 MP and can't use any Zeus Bolt at all."

"-MP: 4-"

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+[Fierach 17]: Wow, THAT IS THE SERPENT WAVE?



What the ******** is that? Looks like he flickered fairy dust out of his dress. Also, he's.. Ryu.



Played any capsule games lately?

Also,

"What it lacked in.. range.. it made up for in .. range"

WHAT?



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+[Acropilis 18]: The post is fairly standard fare at this point. "This works or it doesn't" attack that fully negates the opponent's attack. Oh, that's a little more at the bottom of the post than normal for him, let's analyze this here-

"-Vintrict made spelling error and I have (or should say 'had' since I used a point) 4 MP, not 1, ask him for details, it was discussed over PM- "

... "-Vintrict made spelling error"

..uh.. I..



"4 MP, not 1, ask him for details"

..What.. how.. how do you misspell one.. digit.. I..yo.. you can't..

..must.. hold.. it.. in..

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+[Fierach 18]:



This split the world into two. East and West. This marked the beginning of the era known as the Cold War. Hyahg. Hngng. Gyahh.

So then as I walked along, I saw a crab. Wait.. that is no ordinary crab..



..hoh my god. COLONEL, I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO CQC MY WAY TO VICTORY. HYAHG, GHGNG, GGNGN ******** MY EYE, GNGNG, GNNN, GNNN, GNNNNNNNNNNNNN, OH MY GOD I CAME A LITTLE



Did you see that s**t? ******** INTENSE HYAHG GNNG GGRAHH



AH HOLY ******** IT'S EVOLVING HYAHG GNGNG GNGNG [Waves his knife menacingly.] I'LL ******** YOU UP f*****t SOON AS I RIP OFF OMI SOME MORE SERPENT WAVE MORE LIKE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT WAVE GHGNG



YEAH b***h I'M A ******** LITTLE GIRL RIDING A SHARK NOW f*****t GHGNG PEW PEW PEW BAM GHGHGNG



Oh my god, there are two of them, and one of them has opened The Void!



Oh my ******** god he's in 3D,



WHAT THE ******** IS THAT

GAHAHZNZNZZNZN, AHW YEAH, SHOCK MY BALLS BABY, TEASE MY a**, TEASE IT HARD

AHHHHHGGGGGGGGG

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[Page III Verdict]: Pfffft.. wow. 2:18, and here I am. Little over 2 hours. Had a few breakdowns reading that page. Lot more "no u." And Vintrict.. Vintrict just amazed me beyond words.

Overall, that was some real good Legend of Zelda right there.As for the fight, I still say Fierach is winning, although he's victorious in the "two drunk old guys in front of your cousin's house c**k slapping each other with 1" dicks and one's kinda getting the edge on the other because he takes Viagra" kinda victorious.

Nothing pleasant. Nothing at all.

And as time passes . . .

Okay, I've got to read this fight now.

I hate myself, and will hate myself, but I have to read this fight and break it down.

Reserved for page 1-2.





Greetings and salutations, gentlemen and gentleladies. What we have here is a bona-fide classic case of "hax-off" where Elmer Fudd pulls out a rifle and Buggs Bunny pulls out a cannon.

...at least, that's what the OOC has been telling me. Well, I'm about to find out first-hand and you're all going to receive the benefit of my years of experience applying numerical values to utter bullshit.

Or at the very least you'll have a 1-man buffer between you and actually reading this fight.





It was a dark and stormy night...

"My professional opinion is that we should let the poll decide the winner."

I got four posts into giving my piece on this s**t and decided to change my tactic to something a lot simpler and more direct.


Fier

-Introduction, pops a woody. "and and his head throb", is here to save the world and avenge a city, doesn't like Acro, his theme is playing... which I don't know what the ******** it is, because I'm not clicking that link.

Acro

- Tries and fails at properly describing the stadium. Gets an A for effort, but suffers under "the sound of the deaf bursting noise from the crowd". Does some pre-game stretching, then HIS choice music plays, which I still don't know what the ******** it is, because I'm not clicking the link. Apparently their music plays on each side until the end of the songs, cuing their fight. That seems cool enough.

Fier

- He literally takes command of the environment and says it works for him, because he's better than his opponent. Apparently everyone else in the world knows it too, so its ok if he decides the variables for the rest of the match. It's not like he will possibly lose anyway, because he's better, remember?

Acro

- Charges his electricity, which strangely doesn't even make his arm hairs raise. I wouldn't have minded a bit of flavor at the cost of betraying his element, just for the sake of some added realism. That being said, he puts his arms up in this stance. What the ******** is this stance? This is about writing, not linking pictures in the word "this" so that you can skip describing what your character is doing. Even if it was IN thread, as a Judge I should be hitting quote and reading your post, ignoring all the images or fonts and then looking at them AFTER if I'm interested enough.

Fier

- I don't know what the ******** the charging step is, but it would be nice to see quoted into the post if its a special ability. If it isn't, I don't see why you're flashstepping 6 feet in a single stride without being disqualified or losing your balance. Yes, you can cross great distances quickly, but with enough balance to throw a punch or even dodge/block? Again if this is a special ability... it could use some clarification.

Acro

- He pulls off an amazing post. Seriously, this counter is almost flawless. When you're punching someone in the throat you might as well be doing a HIGH PUNCH, and from 6 ft away no less. So he ducks, and then to lend flavor to the fight he talks anime style... managing a sentence or two inbetween fights. Not UFC conduct, but then again, one is YOUNG WALTER and the other is KYO, these characters are using ANIMU PHYSICS and I don't care what you say otherwise.

So he bounces down onto his haunches and springs up into an ELECTRIC SHOOOOOORYRYRYUKEN. Alright.

Fier

- I jumped six feet and punched you! You ducked? OH WAIT, NO, I uh... I pulled my arm in and shoulder-checked you to bowl you over! Yeah! I did something and you reacted but I reacted in your reaction! It must suck to be that slow.

Are you ******** serious? Someone gets the drop on you, a "n00b" no less, and instead of taking it like a man you resort to Ertai tactics? You punched, but you didn't punch, instead you just shoulder-checked someone who was crouched... which would mean you went overtop of them, unless at the last minute you faceplanted, after jumping six feet, but you can still shoulder-check even though you just landed, but...

Acro

- So ( this is after all the fight edits, keep in mind ) Acro takes the hit and is sent flying back a few feet, onto his back. Wow. That's a very generous reaction given what he was facing, and his comparing of the body types/strength isn't a "U DOIN NUTHIN" justification but rather a reason to describe why he had a controlled fall. Huh. I'm seeing a trend here. Acro attacks, Fier dodges, Fier attacks, Acro takes damage, Acro attacks, Fier dodges...

Fier

- So Acro decided to charge. I know, I kick him in the stomach! It's a straight kick, so it's longer than his arms! Victory!

Acro

- Acro "dodges" the kick and grabs the knees, planting a great charge of electricity there. I would have liked to have seen partial damage, like maybe catching the foot a bit in the stomach and being clipped instead of just veering out and then hugging the leg. That being said, he's going to get that leg either way. Then, BZZT!

Fier

- NOT SO FAST KAIBA. You forgot my God's Dust... I'm struggling to see how making spiritual fire enables you to be immune to spiritual electricity, or any electricity. No. Scratch that, I'm struggling to understand how ARMS ARE NOW LONGER THEN ******** LEGS. Fier takes the damage from being grabbed ( Acro doesn't mention letting go from this fully extended kick ) and now Fier is GRABBING HIS HEAD WITH BOTH HANDS. He must look like a retard leaning over himself, reaching for the dude.

Acro

- Apparently Acro and I are on the same page, because he just leans back and lets go of the leg. Personally I would have done that, let my opponent fall forwards and then ******** THEM UP, but Acro seems to be a nicer guy then I am. Instead, he decides to back off and observe the NO EFFECT of his well-executed attacks/counters... because apparently running off pain means you don't take damage.


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Page 1 is a ******** with a running theme, and that theme is in no way running in Fier's favor. sweatdrop

Think it would be bad judge etiquette to just copy/paste this thread to Vintrict when he asks for a score and a victor on this fight?

My 2 cents.

There. Page 2. Man this is a battle.