*addresses long line of invisible members*
i guess you've all probably been wondering about the state of the guild and about the crew...
i've only been able to escape for a couple of minutes... but i must inform you of what is happening *looks both ways before continuing*
THE CREW HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!!!
sshhh! we are not alone... they could be listening right now...
*takes cover behind a rock*
Certifiably Insane Guild!! ^_^ JOIN NOW!!!