You should all know the rules for this one.
Number all your bumps, bump your heart out, and the one with the most bumps at the end of the contest will get gold.

To be more precise, the one with the most bumps will get a swooshing 20 000* gold - as well as all the gold you ought to get from all the bumping of course.

This contest will run all the way until the forum is closed.


*That was enough for 10 MCs once upon a time, think about that. It's a fortune few people used to have.