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Terix_FM

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:35 pm


according to "statistics," 45% of America's dollar bills have once been in a stripper's underwear. *sigh*, cant say im surprised neutral


http://www.chacha.com/question/what-percentage-of-dollar-bills-have-been-in-a-stripper's-underwear
(lol you dont really need the link. it's just for the people who always try to challenge my research stare )
PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:24 pm


I dont know if I should be deeply disturbed at how many ppl go to stripclubs, Or completely happy at the fact the money I have might have been in a strippers undies. mrgreen

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:39 pm


Eww! >___<

Also; a lot of bills have traces of coke on them.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:24 pm


Eh, I dont really care. Its not like im eating the money... XD

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:25 pm


Intoxikace
Eww! >___<

Also; a lot of bills have traces of coke on them.
3nodding
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would it be any diferent if some of them were giggolo's?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:35 pm


Emerium
I dont know if I should be deeply disturbed at how many ppl go to stripclubs, Or completely happy at the fact the money I have might have been in a strippers undies. mrgreen


ew. i dont care how sexy he/she is, i dont want the sweat from their crack and possibly their cleavage to be all over my paycheck (oh, and dont forget the herpes). im never gonna look at a dollar the same again sad

Terix_FM

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Terix_FM

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:38 pm


Intoxikace
Eww! >___<

Also; a lot of bills have traces of coke on them.
3nodding


lol that reminds me of this song by Angelspit called Cold Hard Cash where they crushed up ergot and spread it on dollar bills to give people disease. (lolz its the 1st line of the song)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:55 pm


Terix_aptor
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I dont know if I should be deeply disturbed at how many ppl go to stripclubs, Or completely happy at the fact the money I have might have been in a strippers undies. mrgreen


ew. i dont care how sexy he/she is, i dont want the sweat from their crack and possibly their cleavage to be all over my paycheck (oh, and dont forget the herpes). im never gonna look at a dollar the same again sad
When you become fraid of your cash, thats when your ********. XD

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:11 pm


You're like a drug
That I can't stop taking

This little fact is how my dad used to mess with one of the dispatchers when he was a taxi driver
He'd take a wad of ones from one of the strippers he'd take home
Stuff that money into his sock
Wait until it got all nasty and sweaty
Then hand it to the dispatcher and tell him
that it came straight from the stripper's g-string

I want more
And I can't stop craving
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:21 am


Strippers will solve the economic crisis.

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Emerium

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:16 am


absolclaw
Strippers will solve the economic crisis.

This is a true statement
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:57 am


The Lone Drow Drizzt
Eh, I dont really care. Its not like im eating the money... XD


What about the "If you're going to eat 5 dollars" commercials?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:10 pm


Wow. This has never even crossed my mind.
I think this is a funny topic, though.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:15 pm


the_darkest_burning_star
You're like a drug
That I can't stop taking

This little fact is how my dad used to mess with one of the dispatchers when he was a taxi driver
He'd take a wad of ones from one of the strippers he'd take home
Stuff that money into his sock
Wait until it got all nasty and sweaty
Then hand it to the dispatcher and tell him
that it came straight from the stripper's g-string

I want more
And I can't stop craving


I know this is going to sound messed up, but that's actually pretty funny.

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Terix_FM

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:36 pm


The Lone Drow Drizzt
Terix_aptor
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I dont know if I should be deeply disturbed at how many ppl go to stripclubs, Or completely happy at the fact the money I have might have been in a strippers undies. mrgreen


ew. i dont care how sexy he/she is, i dont want the sweat from their crack and possibly their cleavage to be all over my paycheck (oh, and dont forget the herpes). im never gonna look at a dollar the same again sad
When you become fraid of your cash, thats when your ********. XD


eh, not really scared. just grossed out and surprised i havent been hearing cases of people catching herpes from a stack of hundreds.

and isn't it already kinda well-known here that my head is a little "******** up"?
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