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Jaella Azoulai Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:25 pm
This one is easy-peasy! Just post the lyrics to your favorite songs! Each entry costs 500g, though. But, I'll pick my favorite song and draw a child based off of the lyrics. You can enter as many times as you want; just remember that it's one song per entry. Post your entries here and send trades to me! :3 The runner up will get a shadow that, if roleplayed enough to grow, will grow based on the song they picked!  = Entrants (Paid)=- Ivy - - Pidgeons Go Meow X3 -
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:28 pm
EXAMPLE
And when the rain begins to fall
You ride my rainbow in the sky
And I will catch you if you fall
You never have to ask me why
And when the rain begins to fall
I'll be the sunshine in your life
You know that we can have it all
And everything will be all right
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Jaella Azoulai Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:18 am
One Step at a time
By Jordin Sparks
Hurry up and wait
So close, but so far away
Everything that you've
always dreamt
Close enough for you to taste
but you just can't touch
You wanna show the world, but no one
knows your name yet
Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make it
You know you can.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:33 am
(Ooohoho...I am going to enjoy this. X3)
Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
By Nancy Tucker
Everything reminds me of my therapist.
My checkbook reminds me of my therapist.
Kleenex reminds me of my therapist.
People yawning remind me of my therapist.
And you remind me of my therapist but you don’t cost a thing.
People nodding reminds me of my therapist specially when I’m rambling on and on not making a whole lot of sense about things that are totally unrelated but she seems to make sense out of them.
Clocks and watches remind me of my therapist the way her eyes dart back and forth between me and the time.
Pillows remind me of my therapist specially when I beat them up.
Empty chairs remind me of my therapist specially when I talk to them.
And you remind me of my therapist but you don’t cost a thing.
Sometimes when I am in the chair and she begins to stare I wonder if she likes me or not. But I know if I asked her she would turn it around and say why is it important for you to know? I’d say I really don’t know why I want to know it’s just something I was wondering about. But the real question is. The one that I can’t ask her. If you weren’t my therapist- would you be my friend? Or do you have to like me because I pay you?
Laughter reminds me of my therapist.
My childhood reminds me of my therapist.
My therapist reminds me of my childhood- thanks a lot.
My dog reminds me of my therapist the way she cocks her head and listens without any judgments at all.
Do I remind you of a therapist?
Why do I remind you of a therapist?
I hear you saying that I remind you of a therapist.
Is it my calm demeanor that reminds you of a therapist?
Unanswered questions remind me of my therapist.
If you remind me of my therapist we’ll probably get along.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:09 am
(Translated from original Japanese, so that's why it looks so very awkward and unsong like. XD) Song HereTearing through a dense fog The moonlight lit a path Everyone is perplexed Wandering aimlessly until tomorrow To the lonely town where The rumors of myths came from Impeding the darkness that is gathering Never to die Beyond the skies, the journey ends With our scars We will definitely come In the answer prayers... Believe in Heaven!
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:14 am
(Have to post this. Curse me and my Newsboys fandom. As long as I don't post the Breakfast song, we'll be okay.)
Shine, by the Newsboys~
dull as dirt
you can´t assert the kind of light
that might persuade
a strict dictator to retire
fire the army
teach the poor origami
the truth is in
the proof is when
you hear your heart start asking,
"What´s my motivation?"
and try as you may, there isn´t a way
to explain the kind of change
that would make an Eskimo renounce fur
that would make a vegetarian barbecue hamster
unless you can trace this about-face
to a certain sign...
*skips chorus*
out of the shaker and onto the plate
it isn´t Karma
it sure ain´t fate
that would make a Deadhead sell his van
that would make a schizophrenic turn in his crayons
Oprah freaks
and science seeks a rationale
that shall excuse
this strange behavior
when you let it shine
you will inspire
the kind of entire turnaround
that would make a bouncer take ballet
(even bouncers who aren't happy)
but out of the glare
with nowhere to turn
you ain´t gonna learn it on "What´s My Line?"
~~~~~~~
Can't get you out of my System (Newsboys)
I cannot get you, I do not want
you out of my system.
I cannot get you, I do not want you
out of my head.
Oi. Boy. What are you on?
We'd try to help you but you're
too far gone.
First we thought you'd be rejecting us.
Now we're scared you'll start infecting us.
Oi. Boy. Come again.
Someday soon it'll all sink in,
as all your efforts to inspire us
spread like some computer virus.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:38 am
Marina, I'm blaming you for this.
Wherever we go the bluebirds sing
And the flowers bloom
And the grass gets green
It’s a curious thing
But it’s just our thing
Wherever we go, the bees behave
In the treetops, squirrels smile and wave
It’s a curious thing
And it’s humbling
Where we go, little glow-worms glow
Little roadrunners run ahead
Gonna tell their friends
Little mice, little men
Get ‘em all excited
All invited
Hands up
Holler back here
Let’s throw this party in gear
We brought the welcome mat
Wherever we go, that’s where the party’s at
Hands up
Holler back now
We don’t claim any know-how
We’re giving God all that
Wherever we go, that’s where the party’s at
Wherever we go, the dumb get wise
And the crime rates drop and the markets rise
It’s a curious thing
But it’s just our thing
Bullies make nice, crooks repent
And the ozone layer shows improvement
It’s a curious thing
And it’s humbling
~~~~ *Gasp*
(We got the hammocks on the main deck
Swingin' low
We got the butler doin' the hen-peck
Screamin' so
He say we shoulda been swabbin' the poop deck
We dunno
It's what the other pirates do do
But we're bringin' you
Yo ho heroes
Standin' in the gap
Where'd you put the toys
Time to take a nap
Yo Ho heroes
Flighty as a bird
Easy is the word
Yo, I'm seein' no heroes
We're on a limbo craze
It's a relic from our limber days
Now we're stuck inside the Limbo-Zone
Its where the pirates go with too much time and a missing spine
Yo ho heroes
Standing in the gap
Where'd you put the map
Take another nap
Yo ho heroes
Strike a better pose
That's the way it goes
Yo, I'm seein' no heroes
We're on the Bad Mood Swing
We haven't done one thing
Not even a minimum daily requirement
We got the funk without the Parliament
And if you're feelin' a little seasick
rizeandshine
And if you wanna get off the guilt trip
Now's the time
Because the Captain of the Main Ship
Rings the chime
He could be comin' before you know him
What are you gonna show him
Go hero
Standing in the gap
Takin' up the slack
Followin' the King's Map)
<---For Marina's amusement only.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:46 am
There will be more after this. I just need to get them all out before paying. XD
I Want a Mom
By Cyndi Lauper
I want a mom that will last forever
I want a mom to make it all better
I want a mom that will last forever
I want a mom who will love me whatever
I want a mom that'll take my hand
And make me feel like a holiday
A mom to tuck me in that night
and chase the monsters away
I want a mom that'll read me stories
And sing a lullybye
And if I have a bad dream to hold me when I cry
Oh,
I want a mom that will last forever
I want a mom to make it all better
I want a mom that will last forever
I want a mom that will love me whatever, forever
When she says to me, she will always be there
To watch and protect me I don't have to be scared
Oh, and when she says to me I will always love you
I won't need to worry 'cause I know that it's true
I want a mom when I get lonely
Who will take the time to play
A mom who can be a friend and a rainbow when it's gray
I want a mom to read me stories
And sing a lullaby
And if I have a bad dream, to hold me when I cry
Oh,
I want a mom that will last forever
I want a mom to make it all better
I want a mom that will last forever
I want a mom that will love me whatever, forever
I want a mom that will last forever
I want a mom to make it all better
I want a mom that will last forever
I want a mom that will love me whatever, forever
I want a mom
I want a mom
I want a mom that'll last forever
I want a mom that'll last forever
I want a mom
I want a mom
I want a mom that'll last forever
I want a mom
I want a mom that'll last forever
I want a mom that'll last forever
I want a mom...
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:50 am
Banana Phone
By Raffi
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!
Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!
(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!
Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)
Whooo Hooo!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with a peel!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:56 am
The Rose
By Bette Midler
Some say love, it is a river
That drowns the tender reed
Some say love, it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed
Some say love, it is a hunger
An endless aching need
I say love, it is a flower
And you, its only seed
It's the heart, afraid of breaking
That never learns to dance
It's the dream, afraid of waking
That never takes the chance
It's the one who won't be taken
Who cannot seem to give
And the soul, afraid of dying
that never learns to live
When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long
And you think that love is only
for the lucky and the strong
Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snow
Lies the seed
That with the sun's love, in the spring
Becomes the rose
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:00 pm
Alyssa Lies
By Jason Michael Carroll
My little girl met a new friend
Just the other day
On the playground at school
Between the tires and the swings
But she came home with tear-filled eyes
And she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa Lies"
I just brushed it off at first
Cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt
Or the things she had seen
I wasn't ready when I said you can tell me
And she said
[Chorus]
Alyssa Lies
To the classroom
Alyssa lies
Everyday at school
Alyssa lies
To the teacher
As she tries to cover every bruise
My little girl laid her head down
That night to go to sleep
As I stepped out the room I heard her say
A prayer so soft and sweet
God bless my mom and my dad
And my new friend Alyssa
I know she needs it bad
[Chorus]
I had the worst night of sleep in years
As I tried to think of a way to calm her fears
I knew just what it was I had to do
But when we got to school on Monday I heard the news
My little girl asked me why everybody looked so sad
The lump in my throat grew bigger
With every question that she asked
Until I felt the tears run down my face
And I told her that Alyssa wouldn't be at school today
She doesn't lie
In the classroom
She doesn't lie
Anymore at school
Alyssa lies
With Jesus
Because there's nothing anyone would do
[Chorus]
Tears filled my eyes,
When my little girl asked me why Alyssa lies
Daddy tell me why
Alyssa lies
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:06 pm
(I tried to resist this song, I SWEAR! -shot-)
The Happy Happy Birthday Song
By, the Arrogant Worms
Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplished much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear...
(random calling out of names, including Ralph, Bill, Ralph Kramden, bob,
Skippy, the bush kangaroo, Stanly, starts with a 'J', and the b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu- that leads into
"Dangerous")
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:15 pm
Veggietales will dominate you all. You hear? XD I typed this one up myself.
I asked my baby, my baby elf
a couple questions about myself.
If I was handsome, if I was nice.
I was lookin' for her advice.
She looked at me and shook her head, and this is what she said:
(In Elvish: Do I know you?
What did you say?
Green one, go away!
Be silent!
Green one!
Green one, go away!
Go kiss a spork!)
She yelled so loud, she hurt my ears.
My eyes they welled up, all full of tears!
But I don't mind none, 'cuz she's my elf
My elfity babity boobity babity bubbity elf!
When I go walkin' all by myself
I busy thinkin' about my elf.
I keep her picture up on my shelf.
I'm always dreaimin' about my elf.
I won't forget the way that she
says those words to me.
(In Elvish: When do you leave?
Much wind pours from your mouth!
Do you feel well?
Are you finished?
Be silent!
I leave now to do laundry.)
Don't know exactly what she said,
just know it kinda hurts my head.
I'll take an asprin, 'cuz she's my elf.
My elfity babity boobity babity bubbity elf!
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:47 pm
Up to my ears
In bitter tears.
Can't believe I've sunk this low
As I walk the plankton
Inner sanctum.
Got outta Dodge,
Sailed on a bon-less
Bon voyage.
You said North,
I headed South.
Tossed overboard.
Good Lord, that's a really large mouth...
I'm sleeping with fishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm highly nutritious here,
In the belly of the whale.
Bad food, lousy atmosphere.
I don't wanna bellyache.
How long is this gonna take?
Woke up this morning kinda blue,
Thinking through that age-old question:
How to exit a whale's digestion?
It might behoove me to be heaved.
Head out like a human comet....
[Larry Boy: "hey guys you might not wanna rhyme with comet"]
I'm sleeping with fishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm highly nutritious here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm ready to reappear.
I don't wanna bellyache.
Lord, how long's this gonna take?
End times, they come rolling around.
Enzymes, they come breaking us down to the core.
The good Lord grants we all get a second chance.
I'm one of the dishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
They say I'm delicious here,
In the belly of the whale.
Lord, please make him chuck it all.
It's a gut call
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly of the whale.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly of the whale.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly...
In the belly of the whale
In an underwater jail
It's a tight squeeze.
It's a-gettin' to me,
But it's roomier
Than the tail.
Hey, sailor,
Got my flow free
Like a salmon to the sea
From the L.A. Symphony.
I'm a paddleboat
Paddlin' in their wake,
A fake free-styler,
But my unemployment pays.
I'm avoiding cliches
Like "whale of a tale" stale
Or "you can't keep
A good man down,"
'Cause you can
And I've been there, man.
But I've been expectorated.
I'm elated!
I'm free like Willie!
Happy Day!
Oops,
That's a bit of a cliche.
In the belly...
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:47 am
Desert Rose By Sting
I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
I dream of fire
Those dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire
And in the flames
Her shadows play in the shape of a man's desire
This desert rose
Each of her veils, a secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this
And as she turns
This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams
This fire burns
I realize that nothing's as it seems
I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
I dream of rain
I lift my gaze to empty skies above
I close my eyes
This rare perfume is the sweet intoxication of her love
I dream of rain
I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I wake in pain
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
Sweet desert rose
Each of her veils, a secret promise
This desert flower
No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this
Sweet desert rose
This memory of Eden haunts us all
This desert flower
This rare perfume, is the sweet intoxication of the fall
<3
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