http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JKwn_GOQWw No Intro This time fools, Just Read the Epicness. Kimaino is Next.
Ark: NOOOOOOOOOOOW Lets Take a Trip Down Memory Lane!
Blue: Back To Junior High School Where it all began
Just: three bad little kids raising hell at school!
Ark:We were just 13 straight actin' the fool!
Blue: Everyday Just's House was the spot!
Just: Making Crazy Prank calls hoping not to get caught!
Ark:Best Friends!
Blue: Blood Brothers!
Just: Yo We One in the Same!
Ark: Till a one Fateful Afternoon when everything changed!
Blue: One Day Playing Crystal Up in Just's Room!
Just: The house started shakin and we heard a kaboom!
Ark: Looked out the back window, Saw a pillar of smoke
Blue: yo Your backyard is trashed!
Just: Man This isn't a joke!
All at once babbling : yo lets go check this out man, What was that, I bet its a
Ark: All The smoke and debris Led straight to the basement
Blue: Yo What the hell is that?
Just: man it looks like a spaceship!
Ark: We all Ran for cover as the hatch opened wide
Blue: And a Missy Eevee stepped out from inside!
Just: She Said!
Missy: Im from mars and I come in peace, i have something to ask and its not discreet. There's a Mutated strand in our DNA helix, and you three kids are the ones who can fix it.
Ark: But Were Just thirteen Man What can we do?
Missy: Um, How should I put this, I think we should Screw
Blue: ...What?
Missy: On my home planet we can no longer breed, I've been sent to Self Recept so we can store your seed.
Just: Store Our seed?
Ark: Yo I think She Means Sex!
Blue: Man I'm a Virgin...
All: We All All Bet!
Missy: I'm Just gonna Lie here and close my eyes
Just: Man, What should we do?
Ark: Now shes Spreading her Thighs!
Missy: You'll be hero's on my planet!
Blue: But why us Three?
Missy: Your the Chosen Ones, You'll just have to trust me!
All Babbling Man What should we do? I say we put it to a Vote, Yeah Aight, All In Favor say: I!
All: I!
Ark: Okay Were In!
Missy: Cool
Ark: Who should Go First?
Missy I have Three Depository's To Capture your Burst.
Just: Wait, so at the same time?
Missy: Yeah, That's what I was thinking, Now Here's some Wine coolers lets get you boys drinking
Ark: We Pounded the Drinks and Started getting Tipsy
Blue: Then Took Our Positions and started getting Frisky!
Just: One in the front!
Blue: And Two in the back!
Ark: Had her locked up like a Chinese finger trap!
Missy: Keep Humping away, All the Pokemon thank you!
Blue: I'm About to Explode!
Just: Yo Son Me Too!
All: THREE WAY CLIMAX!
Ark: Best Friends forever!
Just: What a Pleasure to Lose Our Virginity Together!
Blue: Yeah.
Missy: Ark, Blue, Just, You've saved my race, Your Reward is one wish then I'll go back to space.
Ark: Looked At Eachother.
Blue: Didnt have to talk!
Just: Knew Exactly what we wanted, Before She Took Off
Ark: Missy Ma'am, For what its Worth...
All: We Wanna Be The Greatest Rpers On Earth!
Missy Your Wish is granted and thanks again, I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends, What happened today Proved you Fanboys, and also My Furriness was ruined, Therefore Your name is: Fandumness!
~End~
I'm so totally gonna be trolled for this, but There will always be those people.
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