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Yukari Clepsydra

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:36 am


((No one has permission to post here, that goes for staff))

Why am I posting this if I'm no longer apart of EEW? Somehow I still have my EEW.com account, so I figured I mine as well use it.
Anyways, this is the Crimson Chronicles, an indepth look at the inside of EEW from an outside point of view from a person who knows the inside.

Entry 1

After a morning of completing stretches and watching old re-runs of EEW, I've began to notice a deterioration of violence in EEW.
It seems that EEW just isn't what it used to be after the 2009 Carnage Rules PPV. Why is that?
Why is it that something that prides itself on Extreme shows nothing but. Why is it that something that prides itself on being entertaining is not?
Hell you don't even see much wrestling anymore. You have champions that don't even defend their belts anymore.
They're just paper champions to me in all honesty.
When was the last time the FTW title was defended? The TV title? The Estremo?

EEW has become a joke, lets be quite honest here shall we?
The only thing entertaining is when Chrono Clepsydra makes an unscheduled promo interruption.
Am I biased? A little.
But let's be honest here, the entertaining superstars aren't here anymore, and the ones that are slightly entertaining get no screen time.
Sure Chrono isn't the same person that he used to be, but I've noticed that all of his promos make sense.
If you truly read into his words, truly listen. You'll understand that EEW isn't what it used to be.

The booking is horrible, mediocre at best, the matches are barely 1 star quality.
Now I know what you're thinking,
'Yuke, its unfair of you to say those things when you took advantage of the 24/7 rule to get the X-treme title, and then you walked away with it'


First of all, holding on to a title that's to be defended 24/7 is possibly the hardest thing to do. As far as wrestling goes.
You have enemies everywhere, and anytime they can get you.
The way I see it is this, the title was rightfully mine anyways. Christina Parks may have beaten me for it, but she left without a trace. (possibly scared of me)

That as the number 1 contender to said title it naturally goes for me.
Was I just in involving myself in that match to claim the title for my own?
Yes, I call it strategy that I did it, and genius that I won it. Now the other question, why'd I leave?

Have you not been listening to a word I've been saying? EEW is a joke, but I'm not about to just vacate a title and let some loser win it who doesn't deserve it.
They want a shot at this title?
They come to MY home turf, because I'm sick of being fed scraps from EEW, I'm sick of them not bringing me people worth stepping into the ring with.

I want someone truly worth sinking my fangs into, and yet sadly EEW cannot offer that at all.
For now, I'll just bide my time like the Shark, but once I smell blood be prepared for a frenzy..


~Yuke

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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 8:09 pm


Entry 2


I've been studying some other places, and I've noticed a few new people around out there.
One particular I want to see in action, perhaps we'll see them on speed.
Perhaps not, regardless of what this person does is up to them.
Moving on, No.. Not moving on..

These Speeders, they're an annoyance. Who's teaching them wrestling? Promo building?
No one! They're boring yet they complain that they're stuck in the yellow colored hell.
You only have yourselves to blame you know.

In case you didn't get the hint...
YOU ALL ARE BORING!
Be more entertaining


~Yuke

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:00 pm


So I'm sitting here prepping for my match against Atrocity that EEW forced me to enter. Well, don't blame me if I break him like I've broken everyone else. But let's get one thing straight EEW Management, I expect you to hold your bargain that if I win, he can no longer challenge for my title as long as I have it.
Glad that, that's settled.

So like I said I'm watching EEW ONS from the back and as usual the Speeders are being absolutely boring and the battle royale was dreadful.. When Thangor wins, big surprise there a big guy winning but then these four guys jump and beat the holy hell out of him and I'm like FINALLY! Something that's not boring!

If that wasn't enough they destroyed Talon the newly crowned EEWS Champion, I believe management asked Dracious to take a dive in all honesty.

So you'd expect the National championship match in some pyramid structure to be just as awesome yes? No! Whoever made that concept, that match should be burned at the stake.
I will never understand why this, a main event style match was made while the EEWS match which mind you was a traditional EEW match is given a back seat in favor of this. Poor booking?

Now some Speeders aren't ready for the EEWS title, obviously most of them are boring as all hell.. However, why is a secondary title given a more how do I put it.. Glorified match than the main title? I'll never understand it.

Moving on.. 2010 must be the year of Chrono. No, just think about it. He won the EEW Championship (Which EEW management took him off the title history) he made wrestlemania history in WWFG, he's been the center of controversy everywhere. Winning the ICW Championship after years of getting screwed out of it. He's facing Jed a match years in the making, facing Matt Shanahan in a duel and he got Majin out of retirement to face him in Last man standing.

Speeders, you should all step up like this Velocity has and maybe you won't be so damn BORING

Your 3x X-treme Blood Queen
Yuke Clepsydra
PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:23 am


Currently working on production of my new DVD, as well as being interviewed. I'll be dwelling more of what's been going on in my mind soon enough..


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:12 pm


The stage is set for my battle with Bianca, the reigning EEW Women's Champion. It's a champion vs champion, last woman standing, no interference Winner take all match.

Meaning when I win I'll be not only the women's champion, but the X-treme champion..

But let's make this interesting when I win, Bianca will be the newest member of Team Carnage, and if by some miracle I lose, myself and Chrono are done wrestling in EEW.
I have nothing in EEW after that, and there's really no reason for either of us to stay.

So there you have it, my Ultimatum of sorts and its only fitting since EWA's next ppv is Ultimatum..

Oh and one more thing, just to make it FAIR. No one from EEW Management(crew members aside from Lauri as he's involved) should end this match when it starts, it needs to finish without some pre-determined bullshit.

For this match has a greater purpose, and by ending it you'll never know what that purpose is.
~Yuke
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