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 Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:10 pm
Bobby Cruise: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:31 pm
The Old School Style will bring you!
*Boo's filled almost the entire arena as "Old School Style" by Boner hit. Clad in his Mr. Wrestling 3 mask and jacket, "The King of Old School" stepped out and happily greeted the jeers with a huge smug smile on his face. He then proceeded to rip off his mask, put it up against his crotch, and pelvic thrusted to a fan!*
"Hey, shut up fatty! I do this to your sister every week!"
*Flips off the fan and struts down the aisle as the trash began to fly! Bobby Cruise then showed support to his former leader by opening up the ropes for Corino as he climbed in. Corino then backs up into the corner, waiting for his epic ring introduction.*
Bobby Cruise: Now residing in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at an impressive 110 kilos....that's 242 lbs for all you dumbasses out there...
*Fans boo louder!*
Bobby Cruise: He is a former ECW World Heavyweight Champion, a former ZERO-ONE US Heavyweight Champion, and following in the foot steps of greats such as Dusty Rhodes, Tommy Rich, and Terry Funk, a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion....
Fans: SHUT THE ******** UP! SHUT THE ******** UP! SHUT THE ******** UP!
Bobby Cruise: He is taking Japan by storm, he is running ROH to the ground, he is the REAL King of Kings, he is the King of Old School, and the ******** GOD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING...STEEEEEEEVE COOOOORINOOOO!
*Holds hand up!*
"CORINO ICHIBAN!"
*MORE BOO's!*
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:35 pm
If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape.
"Representing The Embassy! From Ghana by way of California, JOEY RYAAAN"
Joey Ryan strides out of the curtain, rubbing oil all over himself. Making everyone aware of how sexy he was. He walked down to the ring, stopping occasionally to walk up to female fans and give them the opportunity to touch him. For whatever reason they declined. He rolled into the ring, and backed into the corner, propping his leg up on the middle rope, waiting for a match to start. A match that would test the limits of how much rage one wrestling match could cause the fans.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:37 pm
*Looks at all the trash that's piling in the ring.*
"....."
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:39 pm
"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! HOLD IT! Don't start the match yet!"
:: Oh boy! More boo's and trash! Sweeney runs out to the ring with a microphone and climbs in between the two, so they don't fight! ::
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:40 pm
*Looks at Sweeney.*
question
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:41 pm
*About to do a quick cheap shot on Joey, but is interrupted by Sweeney?*
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:43 pm
"I'm sorry everybody, especially you Mr. Corino, because believe Larry Sweeney...believe me when I tell you, I have nothing but the up most respect for you and all your accomplishments, but I have to interrupt this match up to make an important announcement that will change KANJOKU Pro and Sweet 'n' Sour Incorporated forever...."
:: Takes off his aviator shades and smiles. ::
"Due to my recent partnership with Joey Ryan, we will no longer be called Sweet 'n' Sour Incorporated..."
:: Long pause. ::
"...We're now called...SWEET 'N' SLEAZY INCORPORATED, BABY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?!"
:: ...He interrupted the match just to show off a name change? BOO THIS MAN! ::
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:46 pm
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THAT IS WONDERFUL! AHAHAHAHHA
*Starts clapping!*
mrgreen
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:46 pm
"...ALRIGHT! Continue!"
cool
:: Scrambles out of the ring so he could manage Joey! ::
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:47 pm
*...NOT AMUSED IN THE SLIGHTEST! Runs at Joey and goes for a Dusty Rhodes JAB~!*
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:48 pm
*Jabbed! Flails around, trying to stay on his feet!*
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:49 pm
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:51 pm
*Tries dodging it, but trash piled around his feet traps him! Jabbed again!*
gonk
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:52 pm
*PELVIC THRUST! Goes to plant a Bionic Elbow to the top of Joey's head!*
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