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 Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:06 pm
Bobby Cruise: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:33 pm
Shall we begin like David Copperfield?
I am born, I grew up..
or shall we begin when I was born into darkness?
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one
My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans
*"House of the Rising Sun" by The Animals played while the fans lead a chorus of boo's towards the stage. Jimmy Rave stepped through the curtains, scoffing at the fans at they proceeded to chant "DIE, JIMMY, DIE", "JIMMY LIKES c**k", and among other inappropriate things. He shook his head and made his way to the ring.*
Ed O'Mac: From Ghana, West Africa, weighing in at 210 lbs, representing the Embassy, he is the KANJOKU Light Heavyweight Champion, "The Crown Jewel" Jimmy Rave!
*Rave stood in front of the ring and snapped his fingers, waiting for his FOOTSTOOL!*
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:50 am
*Danyah came out through the curtains in a hooded robe of all things. Not a really clear view of her face that way, but it was clear she wasn't happy. She got beside Rave and glared at him for a few moments before assuming the footstool position.*
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:52 am
*Steps on Danyah's back and wipes his feet on her back. Climbs in and waits for his opponent as the toilet paper flies in!*
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:55 am
*Gets up to her feet then just paces around ringside with her arms crossed. Not a happy camper.*
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:58 am
YOU GOT THE BODY LIKE THE DEVIL AND YOU SMELL LIKE SEX!
:: A horrible garage band starts playing "So Hott" by Kid Rock as....HOLY s**t! IS THAT JOHNNY DEVINE?! No! It's Mr. Anderson dressed as Johnny Devine! Pillow in shirt, fake buckteeth, and a bald cap! Knee walks down the ramp and tries to high five the fans...BUT HE CAN'T REACH OVER THE RAILINGS! ::
eek ?!
Bobby Cruise: ...........Uhhh........Johnny Devine!
:: Knee walks over the ring apron, trying to climb in, but still can't reach! Staff then graciously helps Anderson into the ring who then knee walks to the middle of the ring as a microphone lowers to the ring. ::
"HELLO EVERYONE! AHM...JUST...SIMPLY...DEEE-VINE....But not that Devine since I can't win a match to save my life!"
:: Falls flat on his back while still holding the microphone. ::
"1....2....3! Three numbers I'm stuck hearing for the rest of my career. That's also how high I can count, 'cause I'm just a stooge who needs to be someone's b***h to get over with the crowd! Boohoo!"
:: Fans watch Anderson, unamused. ::
"....Unlike the man who single handedly kicked my ever loving fat a** all over this arena last show...Mmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisteeeeeeeeeeeeer...........ANDERSOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
:: Deep breath and pause. ::
".......Andersoooooooooooooooon...."
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:59 am
*....These fans might not be amused, but Rave sure is.*
lol
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:00 am
:: Rolls out of the ring and knee walks to Danyah. ::
"HEY BABY. YOU MAY BE OUT OF MY LEAGUE, BUT I'M JUST SIMPLY DEVINE!"
:: Slaps her a**! ::
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:02 am
*Tries to lift her knee right into his face.*
mad
"You forgot to say Good Game"
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:03 am
:: Hit in the face! Just grins. ::
"LETS GET NAKED ALREADY!"
eek
:: Rips at the BACK of her robe?! ::
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:06 am
*...HEY! That's not amusing! Gets out of the ring and goes to tackle "Devine" down!*
scream
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:06 am
*jumps back out of their way??*
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:07 am
:: ...Watches Rave fly over him because he's so short! :
eek
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:08 am
*Smacks shoulder first into the railings! Clutches at his shoulder.*
stressed
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:09 am
*Watches a skinny little black haired fan throw a tomato at Anderson's face.*
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