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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:35 pm
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:54 pm
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 12:26 am
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...leads to a brand new story...
-Barton Town: Streets- Mod 1: Ugh... xp Mod 2: Meh... xp ??????: Huh. They weren't that tough. Twonk: Yeah... Thanks. You're not bad at fighting. ??????: I know my way around, thanks. So why were they after you? Twonk: Oh you know... this and that... Thanks anyway! blaugh *Runs off* ??????: Huh? Hey! ....Didn't even get his name... Oh well...
/A Few Hours Later.../ -Barton Town: Behr's Bar- Twonk: And then I tell him, 'So try this on for size!', and let him have it. blaugh Behr: Always's with the interesting things, huh. *Looks outside* Raining a storm out there. Twonk: Yeah... This place is kinda empty you know? I'm guessing bar places are going out of style... Behr: Yeah... who knows, might end up having to close this place down too. Twonk: Ah, don't say that man! Where else am I suppose to get my ramen fix! Behr: Thanks for the dedication. *Door opens* ??????: Raining like hell out there... Anyone here? Behr: Welcome! Can I get you something? Twonk: He'll have some ramen. Behr: And there you go again, ordering for people. ??????: Ramen... anything spicy? Twonk: Add some hot sauce to it if you want. ??????: Thanks. I guess. So who are you? confused Twonk: The name is Twonk. *Stands on the barstool* The world's greatest theif ever! blaugh Behr: Soon to be, anyway. And don't stand on that! Twonk: Sorry... sweatdrop ??????: Twonk... Oh! Hey, I know you! Your that guy that was being chased by those Mods! Behr: What did you do this time? Twonk: Nothing! I swear! gonk Behr: Aha... Anyway, here's your Ramen...
/1 Hour Later.../
Twonk: So, Snidne, have a proven myself yet? Snidne: Ok, fine. xp You're good. Twonk: Of course. So, what brings you here? Snidne: It's a long story... I'd rather not have to bother you with the details. Twonk: If you say so. Behr, more Ramen! Behr: Slow down! That's your eighth serving! gonk Twonk: Never! blaugh heart Snidne: This guy really loves Ramen, huh? Behr: Like you would never believe. Twonk: Hehehe. 3nodding Behr: You know, I noticed something... The way the two of you are, you both seem to have some talent. Snidne: Well, I know how to get info when I need it. I'm not too shabby when it comes to fighting either. Twonk: Plus, when it comes to stealing stuff, I am the greatest! Behr: Right. If you combined those talents like that, you might make a great team. Twonk: You think so? mrgreen Snidne: Me and him? Hmm... question Dancer: Twonk! *Glomps* Twonk: Gah! Wha!? gonk Dancer: There you are... I knew you'd be here today. Twonk: Oh hey... um... Dancer: Come now... I've got everything ready. heart Twonk: But I don't want to! gonk Dancer: Nonsense! The chains won't bite! Come on, it's all set up in the bathroom... heart *Drags* Twonk: No! Stop! gonk Adult! I need an adult! *Behr and Snidne watch Twonk being dragged away* Snidne: Pardon my French, but WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!? gonk Behr: Something that shouldn't happen. Snidne: Should we help him? Behr: He'll be fine... Snidne: ... Behr: ...I've got a camera. Snidne: Blackmail! twisted
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 12:55 am
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...and a Forgotten Tale, to be told. The Misadventures. Enjoy.
-Barton Town: Streets- Snidne: Wow. I did not think anyone could bend that much. Twonk: ... xp Snidne: Seriously! I think she overkilled it with the leather... Twonk: No more! gonk I don't want to think about it! Snidne: Right... sorry. sweatdrop Anyway, about what that Behr guy said... Twonk: No! I am going to make him burn those pictures if I have to! Snidne: Not THAT... sweatdrop I meant, what he said about us. Being a good team. Twonk: Oh... that. Well, I don't know. I mean, would you even be comfortable working with a thief? Snidne: ... Twonk: Snidne? Snidne: Huh? Sorry, just... thinking about something. Twonk: If you say so... so, see you around then? 3nodding Snidne: Yeah, I suppose so. Thanks for the Ramen and such. Twonk: Sure thing! blaugh See you! *Runs off* Snidne: ...Yeah... *Stands and thinks* ...Master Antros... sad No, no use worrying about that now... *Walks off* Twonk, huh...
-Towns: Twonk's House- Twonk: Sis! I'm back! Kyashii? You around? Kyashii: Oh! Twonk, you're home already? How did things go? Twonk: Not too good actually... sweatdrop I swear, people are way more on their guard then before. This really hinders things. Kyashii: It's ok. We'll get by, I'm sure. Twonk: I really wish I didn't have to drag you into this whole mess... what happened was my fault, and- sad Kyashii: Hey, no thinking about the bad stuff. You are my brother, and I promised to stick by you, you know? We can get through this. Twonk: I really hope so... Oh, yeah, today I met some guy. Really nice. 3nodding Helped me out of a jam. Kyashii: Oh? Tell me! blaugh
/The Next Day.../ -Barton Town: Admin HQ, Barton Division- ??: *Watches a T.V.* Cindy: ...as the rise of theft begins to steadily increase. Authorities have confirmed some suspicions that the attacks are done by locals of Barton Town. It's been advised that- ??????: Must you watch that? ??: *Turns off T.V.* It's good to know the state of things. ??????: Ugh... Thieves... Barton Town is suppose to be a safe-haven! How can it be if these things continue! ??: You worry too much. No one would be stupid enough to seriously consider undermining everything we worked for. ??????: This doesn't bother you? ??: Why should it? The Mods can handle things while we work on other stuff. ??????: Ugh... Whatever. I'm expecting a report from L0cke. Be sure to let him know I'll be in my office. ??: As you wish... *Watches his fellow Admin leave* Huh... you need to relax more, Lanzer... All this worrying isn't good for you, you know...
-Barton Town: Streets- Twonk: Gah! gonk Mod: Stop! Get back here! Twonk: Run run run run run run run runrunrunrunrunRUN! gonk Mod: I'm getting angry here! mad You litt- Twonk: So... tired... must... rest... xp Huh? Mod: ... Twonk: No... chasing? Wh- you! Snidne: Yo. You ok? We really need to meet in better circumstances, you know. Twonk: Oh, thanks for that. I- hey! gonk Snidne: This way. ninja *Drags* Twonk: Wait! Hey, stop! gonk Where are we going anyway? Snidne: Over here. *Enters a building* Twonk: What the heck is this place? confused Snidne: An apartment complex. I bought it from some guy. Twonk: You BOUGHT this place!? eek How? Snidne: Please. Like you're the only thief in existence. rolleyes I've been thinking about it... and I came to a decision. You're good. But you could be better. You need some direction. Twonk: Hey. Wait, are you saying-? eek Snidne: Neither of us can do this alone. wink So, for the time being... *Holds out hand* Partners? Twonk: *Shakes it* Partners! blaugh
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:43 am
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Misadventures, re-told!
Twonk: Hold it, hold it! scream Author: What now? Twonk: You promised us 300% more door-breaking. THERE WASN'T ANY DOOR-BREAKING in those last few Misadventures! scream Snidne: Stop yelling damnit! scream Twonk: He promised door-breaking! I see no door-breaking! Snidne: Will you knock it off! Let the Author do his job! Twonk: I'm just trying to say- Author: SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU! scream Snidne & Twonk: ... eek Author: I'm working on it! So kindly STOP breaking the fourth wall and get back to the story! Snidne: Fine, fine... Twonk: Ok, ok! Author: Ugh... and what are you looking at? Yes you! Get reading the damn thing!
-Barton Town: Thief HQ- Snidne: Ok... that's the last of it. *Looks around a furnished office.* Not bad, if I do say so myself. 3nodding /CRASH!/ Snidne: exclaim WHAT THE F- gonk Twonk: Good Morning! blaugh Snidne: The hell, is... is... MY DOOR! scream WHAT THE HELL!? scream Twonk: *Looks to the shattered remains of the door* Sorry about that. sweatdrop It was locked... Snidne: So you could, you know, knock or something! Geez... xp Twonk: Bah, knocking is for wimps. 3nodding True thieves know how to make an entrence. Snidne: This is NOT what I needed this early in the morning... xp Twonk: Anyway, this place looked nice. 3nodding Good job. Snidne: Thanks... Those robots know how to get stuff done anyway. Have to get a new door now too... Twonk: So, what next? Snidne: Next? Next we make use of all this extra space and start stealing things! Twonk: Right, I'mma steal some ramen! Be right back! *Runs off* Snidne: H-hey! Don't just...! Ugh. Gone already... can't he settle down just a little bit?
/Few Hours Later.../
Snidne: Ok... door is repaired... got the money safe and sound... huh, where the hell is Twonk? confused I thought he would be here by now... /CRASH!/ Twonk: I'm back! blaugh Snidne: Oh please no, oh please no, oh plea- DAMNIT! scream Again!? Twonk: Sorry? But I got this though... Snidne: What the hell IS it? question Twonk: A Ramen Cart! blaugh Snidne: Ramen cart? You got a ramen cart!? Seriously? Twonk: Yup. 3nodding Precious ramen, you are safe now... *Hugs the cart* Snidne: ... stressed Can't you at least let me know when you're going to be breaking my doors down? Twonk: I kick them down. 3nodding Snidne: Kick... I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT! scream JUST STOP DOING IT! scream evil Twonk: Umm... Opps? sweatdrop
-Towns: Twonk's House- Twonk: I'm back! Kyashii: Oh! Hey there. How's it going? Twonk: Very good. I successfully managed to steal a ramen cart. 3nodding Kyashii: They still have those? xd Twonk: Yup! And I got one! Totally worth it. Kyashii: I'll bet. Come on, tell me about it then. 3nodding Twonk: Ok. Well, first, we got ourselves some new headquarters...
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 10:23 am
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Continuing the journey... Misadventures.
-Barton Town: Thief HQ- /Monday/ Twonk: Ramen... heart Snidne: You should steal more than ramen... stare Twonk: Your right... we need CHEESE! surprised *Runs off* Snidne: Hey! Wait! That's not what I meant... sweatdrop
/Tuesday/ Snidne: Damn it! scream Twonk, can't you knock like normal people!? Twonk: Umm... *Looks at the ruined door he came through* I'm going to say... no? confused Snidne: stressed
/Wednesday/ Twonk: Watch me pull a Kiki out of my hat! Snidne: Again? Twonk: It will work this time! I swear! Snidne: I'll believe it when I see it... Twonk: Nothing up my sleeve... *Pulls out a cat* Tada! Snidne: ...That's Coco. Twonk: Really? Oh well... It will still sell for alot! blaugh
/Thursday/ Snidne: *Looks over papers* Hmm... Wait, this isn't right... We're short like, 150,000 gold, how can that be? Twonk: Really? That's alot... I don't think I've broken THAT many doors... Snidne: No, you haven't... But still, that's alot... Twonk: So... um, I think we need more room for the 150,000 tea cozies I got. Snidne: ....Of course...
/Friday/ Snidne: Whew... What a week... Tired... ..... Snidne: It's quiet... finally, some pea- /CRASH!/ Snidne: ... stressed Spoke too soon... DAMN IT TWONK, HOW MANY TIMES-! *Snidne sees a young female in the doorway* Snidne: Ok... who the hell are you, and WHY THE HELL DID YOU BREAK DOWN MY DOOR!? scream ?????????: I kicked it down. Snidne: I've heard that one before... Twonk: Hey Snidne. Who's at the door? Snidne: Hell if I k- ?????????: TWONK! *Glomps* blaugh Twonk: Whoa! gonk *Snidne watches Twonk getted knocked down and hugged.* Snidne: Ok, explain, now! Twonk: Um... yeah... Snidne, this is a friend of mine, Celestial. Celestial, this is my new partner in crime. Celestial: Hi hi. 3nodding Snidne: No hugging, please. Twonk: So, um... what are you doing here? Celestial: Well, I saw you and thought I would drop by to visit! I like visiting my friends. 3nodding Snidne: Ok... but did you really have to break down my door? Celestial: It was locked. Snidne: stressed
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