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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 12:40 am
Looking down at his feet, Marlo considered three things: 1) He was sure he was lost, even if he had been on a path 2) A rock was in his shoe 3) The loss of gum was bitterly seething in the back of his mind and he knew it would be a bitter subject no matter the outcome
Landing himself on a rather larger more well worn path, Marlo could take care of only one of his problems right now. Sadly, that meant he had to either sit down on mud, a half rotting log, or lean on a tree that looked like a twisted version of Disney's Grandmother Willow. Thankfully, the tree didn't talk or look like it had the ability to scar his childhood, so it was his best bet. Soon enough, Marlo discovered that Demonic looking Disney tree relatives were just as reliable as rotting logs. His balance was lost and that sent him hopping up and down in an attempt to keep both get out the rock and not land his sock in mud.
He managed it, just barely. As his dance of the rock-in-shoe was finished, a few ribbits came from the rotten log. Nature was an unforgiving thing. Glaring at the log the ribbits died, until he took his angry teen glare off of it, to which the mocking ribbits resumed. "I am being mocked by a bunch of frogs." The ribbiting got louder. "I officially hate frogs." He kicked the log. The ribbits scattered but didn't die. Instead they scattered and got louder. His pant leg was now covered in rotten wood, moss, dirt, and flecks of brightly colored mushroom. Marlo felt like he'd just had some kind of fight with the wildlife.
And the wildlife won.
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 3:39 am
The ribbiting got louder and more scathing. Frogs were unkind. The media had lead people to believe with Kermit that frogs meant well towards humanity and wanted to sing about rainbows, but these were the wrong sorts of frog. It was at this point that a fairytale knight came stumbling out of the gloom on the path and stopped to stare at him.
His boots were covered in mud and bleeding moss as well, and so was the hem of his billowing cloak. Maroon and purple. And black. He stared at Marlo with a sort of wild, baffled surmise, as though he did not know why Marlo in particular was sitting down on this log getting giggled at by amphibians. He stared. Haunted and haggard, his eyes darted to Marlo's feet to Marlo to the frogs and back to Marlo again, like he was trying to ascertain something.
"This forest is a b***h," he said colloquially, which wasn't usually how fairytale knights spoke. He had frilly maroon breeches on. The eyes kept darting: he was agitated, struggling not to show it. "Are you all right?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 2:35 pm
No sound had come from the man's shoes, his cape, or the rather ornate trinkets scattered on his person. The first sound Marlo heard had distinctly come from the other wayward traveler was his voice. The man was actually more a teen his own age, looking like he'd either swallowed bile, forgot to sleep for the past few nights, or was just beyond any sort of assistance Marlo could provide. Not that Marlo was eager to provide assistance to someone who he did not know, and was wearing perhaps the most unique knight costume in the history of forever to him.
So, the two teen looked at each other, and Marlo didn't say a word for a few seconds, just taking his time to analyze the fact a freaking knight in some outlandish fashion was only a few feet away.
Soon enough though, Marlo got up and brushed himself off as best he could. "If by 'all right' you mean I am uninjured and fully aware I have no idea where I am or how I got here, then I'm 'all right'. If you mean to ask if I'm okay with my current situation-" he looked at the log. The frogs were starting to die down but not quite fading, "then no, not all right. That said, I think in comparison to you I'm a little better off." He didn't look like death warmed over. This was a slight plus for him.
"Marlo Xanis." He was finally introducing himself. It should have been the first thing he did. "No offense but you look worse then I am. So for the sake of understanding, are you all right?"
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:52 pm
The knight didn't answer that but said, "Have you seen a prince around here, my height exactly, dressed in black? Blond, my height." He'd said that already. "A prince." Marlo's lack of immediate recognition was making him look even more crestfallen, were that possible. "No, that'd be too easy, wouldn't it."
The moss-grouted stones of the path clattered underneath the knight's boots as he paced. He was full of indecision and impatience. "I'm Hector," he said. "You're in my brother's dreamworld. Nothing here's real -- well, it's real enough to hurt you. Just take my word on this, okay? I'm not lying."
One ungloved hand was run through the dark, caramel-blonde hair, leaving a streak of mud on the circlet around his forehead. A little melodramatically, they were thrown up. "I'm not all right," he said, and bellowed at the sky: "This is the worst day of my entire shitty little life, God!"
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:43 pm
A wet droplet plunked right into Hector's open mouth as he shouted. It had a slightly saline taste. Another hit his nose, then his forehead.
It was only a light rain, but it was rain.
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:17 pm
If Marlo could express his emotions with emotes he would have been wearing the emote that was something like '¯(°_o)/¯' at Hector's inquiry about some kind of missing prince. A knight looking for his missing prince. It sounded like the start of a gay joke or a bad fanfiction, maybe both. Whatever the reasoning, Marlo was thinking along the lines of '******** it, it makes no sense but whatever'. Hector was the first person he had met in bizzaro land. Hector looked like he had some idea of what was going on. This made Marlo feel a tad more at ease then he had previously. Which was, not by much.
"We could get into a cliche debate on the subjectivity of reality but from all the movies I've seen where that happens the two thinkers end up dead. So I'm going to skip that part and just go with your answer. It makes more sense then I just died and we are now in my own personal hell."
Then it started to rain.
"The rain is not helping my personal hell theory, but ******** it-" He backed to the edge of the path, under the mediocre protection of the tree's foliage. He motioned for Hector to join him. "You got a bit of something on your face by the way." It was a sarcastic comment. Still, Marlo pulled out a handkerchief and offered it. He was the type to have one. "Mind elaborating or do you suggest we see if can't find some shelter? I'm not a fan of standing in the rain."
The tree has shitty covering.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:30 pm
Hector had been looking up at the raindrops, arms outstretched, looking as though this were the last sign that God had abandoned him to a careless universe. Raindrops spattered down his face, wet his hair a little. His eyes closed. Apropos of nothing he started to laugh, but it was shaky and had the shining tin edge of hysteria.
The laughter got bit off before Marlo had a crazy man on his hands, and he took the handkerchief to mop his face a little. "Okay," he said. "Shelter. Rain." The tree really was shitty covering now that he'd stumped forward to join him. "Wasn't anything back there. You want to keep on walking, Xanis?" For the first time he seemed to really notice the handkerchief. "Marlo Xanis who carries a hanky -- though I'm not gonna be a hater."
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 9:18 pm
New 'Marlo the Living Emoticon' expression unlocked: ._o The 'you are ******** batshit' face.
Still, insane or not, Hector was company and here, you got the feeling the more the merrier. Or safety in numbers. Something like that. Even if his companion looked like he was wearing what Marlo was positive was a bad renaissance fair costume. "Walking is our only option unless you can summon up another mode of transportation. But if the rain gets worse we might have to start running to keep our body temperatures up." He snatched back the now muddy wet cloth. It was folded neatly, clenched to remove as much water as possible, then shoved back in his pocket. At least it wasn't like a wad of mud had been inside. If it had been the thing would have been dropped and left. Which meant Marlo would have been littering.
And littering in someone's mind seemed like bad form. Still, it might come in use later, like if he needed a rag or something which which to gag another. Not that he wanted to gag Hector but you just never knew. "And Hector the knight who is on a quest to find his fair brother prince locked in a tower guarded by a dragon no doubt. You'll find absolutely no judgments from me on that." He was smirking. "I'm also not the one in maroon pantaloons." He started walking on the edge of the path, trying to stay as much under the half dead trees as possible. But, it wasn't helping by much.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 9:50 pm
It wasn't long before they came across a cabin in the woods, down one of the paths they both agreed they hadn't tried yet. A cabin.
It was badly cobbled together, the cabin, looking as though it had been assembled by less-than-dextrous hands, and it was leaning far forward as though it were lurching in to swallow them both, but on the whole it looked like it was architecturally sound enough not to fall on them in the next few minutes. There were windows -- holes in the walls with sticks propped in them to make window-like shapes -- but no glass windowpanes, not that they might've expected them.
It was a slightly large cabin, with a slightly large door. The latch was at eye level.
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 10:14 pm
They were wetter by then, which meant that although horror movies had taught them never to go near lonely cabins in the woods their clothes were starting to become uncomfortable. Hector had stopped dead on seeing the cabin, hair plastered to his face, and he held up the hand of don't go yet to Marlo.
He was proving to not be completely crazy, or at least didn't sound like the normal type of guy you'd find dressed in Renaissance garb. He'd said pantaloons, d**k, these are breeches, despite the fact that for all intents and purposes they were pantaloons. That wasn't exactly the theeing-and-thouing you got from normal Renfaire goons. Now they were looking at a cabin.
"Can you see through the windows, M?"
His voice was low. "This ain't a tower," he added irascibly. "But I'm not taking my chance on dragons."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 10:36 pm
"Marlo." He sighed at Hector as if they had this same conversation a million times before. "Not 'M'. I don't refer to myself by a letter. I refer to myself by my name. Please use it." Walking to the window he didn't hear anything in particular, as for seeing..."Looks like we can. I might be able to jump it if I get a running start. Not enough to get in but enough to catch a glimpse." Mud squelched under his shoes. "Provided I don't fall on my a**. But, rather try and fail then not try at all."
So, backing up, he lined up with the window. "Just as a point, a good chunk of fantasies games feature dragons. Or wizards who turn into dragons. So, I'm personally hoping we don't encounter any wizards." Marlo ran at the window, trying to keep a good balance as his fingers found the ledge. It was slippery with rain and moss, but enough that he could just lift his head over to peer in.
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:04 pm
The room within was too dark to see much through the window. Marlo could just make out the shape of what looked like a table, with three chairs stationed around it. He couldn't see anything that appeared to be moving inside -- but it was dark, with no light entering the building except for what little managed to come in through the window.
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:41 pm
Hector had not been able to smother an amused look instead of no, yes, Marlo at Marlo's insistence on a full name, as though he had had this conversation a million times before. But as the other boy went to go and peer in the window of the hut, he was approaching the door and the latch as the rain kept coming down.
"You see anything?" he said. "Or is this some kind of reject love shack?"
Impatient with the whole process, Hector reached up to the door to recklessly lift the latch. He knew better. It was Tartaros. But the thought of Alexandros lying anywhere, in any puddle of mud on any floor, removed his fear and fuelled his hands.
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:30 pm
It was dry. That was what he wanted to see more then anything. Sadly it was also dark, and from the looks of it- "Two, abandoned. Can't see much, just some chairs and a table." Sliding back down to the mud, Marlo didn't think Hector's reckless intrusion mattered. No one was home. It didn't look like anyone would be home. If they were, they would cross that bridge soon enough wouldn't they?
Arms crossed he stood by the door, waiting for Hector to go in first. "After you, your highness."
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 4:11 pm
Despite the failing light, the rain-darkened skies and the shade from the trees, somehow when Hector opened the door, the room within was thrown into stark relief.
It was a home with three occupants, judging by the arrangements of furniture -- or what passed for furniture. Currently, none of the occupants was in residence -- unless the dead body mounted like a trophy on one of the walls was to be believed as having lived there. Something that looked like a dead animal was on the floor beneath it.
One of the chairs was broken, and the smallest bed was covered with blood. Something frightful had happened here.
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