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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 7:45 pm


What is the strangest/funniest/most random thing you have ever hurt yourself with?
PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 7:46 pm


I have burnt myself with a noodle a grand total of 4 times.

Patrick cut himself with a washcloth. xd

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 6:21 am


I cut myself with s Jolly Rancher once.
I was also injured by a plastic pop bottle. Damn thing nearly blinded me in one eye and required a week for recovery. The most boring week of my life in fact. And my pupil is still the wrong shape.
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 8:41 am


i got my thumb partially cut off. I was skating at the local ice rink when it happened (7th grade) i was chasing some hot girls around the rink when they went behind the penalty box door. i tried opening the door and got my thumb stuck in the middle. i ended up pulling part of my thumb off. i lost all my nail, most of my nail bed, and the skin was cut to the bone

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 2:07 am


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i got my thumb partially cut off. I was skating at the local ice rink when it happened (7th grade) i was chasing some hot girls around the rink when they went behind the penalty box door. i tried opening the door and got my thumb stuck in the middle. i ended up pulling part of my thumb off. i lost all my nail, most of my nail bed, and the skin was cut to the bone


eek ow!

That is worse than me cutting my toe on what I'm assuming was a broken bottle when I was running around in the mud barefoot.
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:13 am


at least it wasnt a rusty nail! eek that would have been disasterous

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:29 am


Well the doctor didn't sew it up correctly and somehow sewed a tendon it or something. There was a strange tendon-like something-or-other sticking out of the stitched up toe a couple of days after I got the stitches. This was at least 10 years ago and it still hurts if I poke the scar. My toe also starts throbbing if I walk too much. Oh and I can't bend it. stare My mom really should have sued.
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 11:32 am


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at least it wasnt a rusty nail! eek that would have been disasterous
I run around barefoot all the time and I actually did this once. I don't really have a scar though. It healed pretty well. By the way, tetanus shots suck!
I had an old fish bone in my heal for a while though (yay beach debris). I managed to keep it from getting infected but I couldn't get it out so it was difficult to walk properly for a while. Eventually, my body took care of the problem.

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:16 pm


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I have burnt myself with a noodle a grand total of 4 times.


Dude I was tasting a shell noodle once, and it stuck to the spoon I was using, so when I bit into it, it poured boiling water all over my lip. I had a BLISTER. On my LIP. It was super lame.

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:23 pm


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i got my thumb partially cut off. I was skating at the local ice rink when it happened (7th grade) i was chasing some hot girls around the rink when they went behind the penalty box door. i tried opening the door and got my thumb stuck in the middle. i ended up pulling part of my thumb off. i lost all my nail, most of my nail bed, and the skin was cut to the bone


That totally almost just made me throw up.

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:55 am


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i got my thumb partially cut off. I was skating at the local ice rink when it happened (7th grade) i was chasing some hot girls around the rink when they went behind the penalty box door. i tried opening the door and got my thumb stuck in the middle. i ended up pulling part of my thumb off. i lost all my nail, most of my nail bed, and the skin was cut to the bone


That totally almost just made me throw up.

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xd sorry, but that was the most severe injury ive ever sustained!
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:13 am


I haven't even started with my worst injuries. i thought this thread was for funny ones. I just thought of one that actually is kind of amusing too.

When I was about 9, I jammed my middle finger playing tether ball. It was stuck in an outstretched position for over a week. I was perpetually flipping the bird.

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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 1:53 am


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I have burnt myself with a noodle a grand total of 4 times.


Dude I was tasting a shell noodle once, and it stuck to the spoon I was using, so when I bit into it, it poured boiling water all over my lip. I had a BLISTER. On my LIP. It was super lame.

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OW!! After the third noodle incident my mom said that I wasn't allowed in the kitchen anymore.
PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 1:54 am


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I haven't even started with my worst injuries. i thought this thread was for funny ones. I just thought of one that actually is kind of amusing too.

When I was about 9, I jammed my middle finger playing tether ball. It was stuck in an outstretched position for over a week. I was perpetually flipping the bird.


heh heh nice!

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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:28 pm


Jenn, do you remember when Mike hit James in the head with a stick and he bled EVERYWHERE?

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