Squeekerz Pt2
This wasn't just some ordinary dog, it was the most awesome dog ever!
"Squeekerz! come here boy!" I yelled, the giant 475 pound dog lumbering to my arms," You wanna go play fetch?"
"Bark!" yelled the dog, yes it can actually register thought. We headed out for the dog park, and set up next to this old lady who, quite frankly i mistook for a man.
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"Squeekerz, FETCH!" I yelled, throwing an awesome frisbee out toward space. in one single bound, my dog covered an area equal to that of the entire state of Rhode Island and got the frisbee, slamming onto the ground leveling the park.
"Bark!" barked the dog, dropping the frisbee.
"Good boy!" I yelled, patting the dog on the head.
"Bark!" yelled Squeekerz, humping a nearby tree.
"Okay, I think it is time to go home," I said, trying my hardest to look away," You know what, go ahead and finish up, I will be in the car." Later that night, i pulled out Squeekerz Pt2's new bed so he could settle in for the night.
"Bark!" said Squeekerz Pt2 hopping onto my bed," growl."
"Fine, I will sleep on the floor," I said, using his bed as a blanket.
"Growl," said the dog in his sleep. The next day, I decided to take my dog to my guild, showing him off.
" Oh my god! what the hell is that!?!" screamed Schizophrenic_Ai.
"My dog!" I yelled back, petting him," his name is Squee---"
"Yeah, i know," said Ai," read it at the beginning of this story, just like everybody else."
"You jealous?" I asked.
"Yes...I am," replied Ai sarcastically.
"So, why exactly do you have Schizophrenic in your name?" I asked, getting offtopic.
"That is a story for another day," replied Ai.
"Fine then...where is Squeekerz Pt2?" i asked, looking around.
"Ahhhhh!" screamed a man down below.
"Somebody stop it!" yelled an old lady. I look out the window to see Squeekerz Pt2 destroying the whole city.
"Arm the cannons!" yelled an army commander.
"You can't kill him!" I yelled," He's my doggy, he's just playing."
"No, he is a menace, didn't you notice that he is 6 stories tall?" asked the commander.
"Yes, sir," i replied.
"Good, FIRE!" yelled the commander, a barrage of missiles heading for my dog.
"No!" yelled Squeekerz Pt2," Enough!"
"ZOMFG!" yelled the commander.
"You can talk?" I said, picking my jaw off the ground.
"Clearly your world is not ready for me." said Squeekerz Pt2.
"Wait...your leaving?" I said, a tear welling up inside me.
"Take this," said Squeekerz Pt2," maybe our paths will cross again one day." Squeekerz Pt2 then blasts off of the ground and leaves.
"What did he give you?" asked Lennons, later that night.
" He gave me two things, the paperwork neccessary to reopen Broken Puppet Productions, LocusTec, and a whole new set of writings!" I said," and this."
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Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
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Hello, the above story was written in response to the laws trying to be passed to ban pitbulls. I for one do not support these laws, for it is the responsibility of the owner to keep these dogs under control. Most pitbull attacks are caused by dogs who have been either mistreated there entire lives or have been kept out of contact of other people. So please, let the pitbulls be free, punish the owner, not the dog.
