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Setting

You have just entered the Renaissance Galaxy and have landed on a Planet called Hamster. Everything you see looks somewhat similar and yet, you know that it is different.

Choosing a direction, you decide to go South and a gang of thugs with their steely knives chase you until you are hiding in a mansion safe from their intent of murdering strangers.

Out of breath, you pant. Then gazing upon your new surroundings you see that you are in a gorgeous palace like structure.

Curious, and feeling somewhat queezy you journey up the stairs until you reach the third floor. There you finally spot a place that looks like you can finally rest your tired, aching feet.

Soothing music is playing by a live band.

The lounge is basically a castle like mansion hotel. Its huge! Plus of what you saw as the storyline of why your character would be there in the first place, you want to find out if some rumors about all of these Bogards popping up like weeds were true too.

The idea

From the point I left you off with, (you are sitting in a comfortable seat resting your tired feet still looking at the strange surroundings)as you notice the newspaper on the table, you are going to react to its headline.

The headline reads:

Empress Dee Bogard, the greatest queen that has ever ruled the Renaissance Galaxy.

Meet her son William-Tyler and William's 19, 000 children.

She has many friends and many kings besides whom she calls her true King Terry Bogard.

More info to come.

Character choices

1. Your own
2. Someone from another show.

Who am I

Empress Dee Bogard

How to be a character

Just post it below. Include a name of character and a small continuation to what your character is already doing.

Empress dee saw Dante and wondered what he was doing here instead of guarding the Gates of Entheran Hell. (Dante Sparta is also someone who guards the gates of Hell in Enthera hence the Dante's Inferno game too and from a friend who has shown me the wonders of Enthera.)

She wandered up to Dante and asked him, "Taking a break from guarding hell, are you Dante? I suppose you got someone to temporarily replace you there for now."

Dee smiled softly then said, "Ah, so you must be from Hamster City. HMH has been coming up with brilliant actors these days. But, you sure do look the part. So, what would you like to have to drink?"

Dee looked at the guitar and was reminded of the one Demyx had. She then asked, "What type of soda would you like? Be specific when you place your order for if you say root beer, that is what you are going to get. Beer with a root in it and that is an alcoholic drink meant for those who have an upset tummy. Ginger root soda is what you would term as Root Beer on earth."

Dee was shocked that he'd ask for a drug drink. A Pep-si is basically asking for a "Yes to pep" drink. It is filled with street drugs and is usually requested when one is really sleepy.

She asked, "Are you sure you want a drug drink? A Pepsi is basically asking for a drink that will wake you up and give you endless energy. I usually recommend it to people who are immortals and need to stay up for all eternity. I think you want a caffinated lemon soda. So, I will bring you the caffinated lemon soda instead."

With that, Dee went to the soda fountain and put in the caffine soda and then put in some lemonade, stirred it like crazy, let it fizz over, waited it for it to settle and handed it to Vader. "There you go. One Lemon soda with caffine. I told you to be specific. Let me explain to you the actual menu."

Opening up the actual menu, Dee pointed first to the beverages. She said, "See how these are simplified? I even separated them into the types of drinks they are. Medical drinks include Pepsi for those who are overtired, a root beer for those who have been poisoned or have the flu, and a ginger ale for upset tummies. Then there are the normal drinks. A ginger root soda is different than Ginger Ale because we add the caffine pop to the ginger root soda. The only way to not have ginger root soda without caffine in it is to say to sub the caffine for licorice flavor. We also have different kinds of milk here too. We have animal milk and mother's milk. Some mothers even if they are male moms request this because it nourishes and it also contains soy beans or coconut juice rather than milk from an animal. Animal milk, depending on what animal's milk you want will depend on the value of it. If you wanted goat's milk, you will be basically getting cottage cheese. Its already curdled to look like cottage cheese. If you chose Cow milk, I would then ask you if you wanted Hyrulean Cow or Harvest Moon Cow milk. There is a difference because Hyrulean cow milk are usually ordered by those who live in Hyrule or who are warriors. Hyrulean cow milk will prevent your bones from breaking. Harvest Moon cow milk comes in many flavors. We have caramel flavored from the Star cows, then we have chocolate milk from Brown cows, we have normal milk from the traditional black spotted cow, and finally we have Strawberry marshmallow milk from the marble cow. "

Dee took a small breath, then she said, "We also have alcoholic drinks and you must prove that you can handle it too. There are all sorts of booze beverages. Beer is one of them, but beer is also used to make one sleepy. Then we have Captain Sparrow's rum. This rum will make you not only loopy, but it can also get you into Port Royal working for Sparrow also if he happens to be in here at the same time as you are drinking his brand of rum. Then we have Orochi Whiskey. Strong stuff that is. Made with snake spit and whiskey. Highly acidic and I would rarely recommend it unless you were a fire breather or fire wielder like Iori is. And finally we have a gin tonic drink. This drink is often served with Luxord is visiting and we usually have card tables set up to play gin rummy. After all, that is what the drink is meant for. Its meant for those who love that game and makes those who are rookies to become experts. its a magic drink that contains booze."

Flipping the page of the menu, Dee went on. "These are the appitizers and most appitizers are named the same as it is on Earth and you get the same thing. All except for a Poutine. A Poutine consists of actual Poo. The only creatures I have seen order this stuff are people from the sexual galaxy. So, yeah, I don't recommend you order a Poutine. If you wanted say shoestring fries with cow gravy and mozzerella cheese, then you would get earth's form of Poutine."

She flipped the menu page again. Then she said, "Our main course meals are also pretty straightforward and if you notice, with anything that contains meat, including soup, you must specify the animal you want. Beef is not necessarily cow meat. Beef Soup is usually soup with an attitude and will start an argument with you. Pork soup contains fart gas not pig. You can get any animal in any main course meal. Whether it be shark, pig, cow, horse, aligator, even dinosaur meat is available as long as you specify the dino you want."

Dee said, "The Lemon Caffine soda is exactly like pepsi is on earth. Its just simplified here because there are creatures much simpler minded than humans. Have either of you heard of the Saiyan race?"

Dee giggled as she loved Vader's reaction. She looked at her own saiyan tail, that flapped wildly from excitement. She said calmly, however, "Well, if you cosplayed them, then you know how simple their minds can be. So, to accomodate for the saiyans, I had to make my menu's understandable for them too. That reminds me, maybe I should post a more public view of the menu so everyone knows when they come up here. Oh, but before I do that, is there anything else I can get for you two?"

As she waited for the decision from Vader and his girlfriend, Dee began to write out the menu that she was going to frame by the front entrance.

This is what she wrote down:


Medicinal drinks - only available to those who look ill

1. Root Beer - in my lounge, this drink is beer with a potana root in it. It acts like Earth's "stomach pumper medicine".

2. Ginger ale - for upset stomachs, this drink will calm it down.

3. Pep-si: For pregnancies. Prevents tiredness.

Alcoholic beverages - for adults only!

1. Orochi Whiskey - made with Snake venom and whiskey. Not meant for weak stomachs.

2. Fire rum - For creatures like dragons and fire wielding creatures. A party drink for them. Not for any other creature.

3. Gin a-tonic - the only alcoholic beverage that can come without booze! Made with grapes, limes, and carbonated water. You choose whether to have the grapes involved fermented or not.

Normal drinks - anyone can order these

1. Milk - choose the type that you wish though. (Lon Lon, Goat, Normal, Strawberry, Caramel, or chocolate)

2. Juice - pick your fruit! It won't be fermented so don't ask!

3. Sodas - save for the list of medicinal drinks, the only other soda not the same as Earth is coke. Coke is not sold here because it is considered illegal! (Hence the term cocaine)

4. Slushies - frozen soda pop or frozen juice made fun.

Appetizers

The only thing different than an Earth menu is the Poutine. Poutine here is literally liquid poop. Unless you literally eat crap, then you won't order this. lol

Main dishes

Soup - any kind you desire. Cream ofs, broth soups, or ramen. If you choose ramen, be sure to specify the animal flavoring you want. Beef is not cow flavored. Beef is a voodoo soup that will literally yell at you hence the name. Pork soup is not made from pig! Pork soup is strong eggs to smell like farts within a clear broth.

Pasta - same deal as the soup, and you get to choose your shape too!

Pizza - pick toppings and sauce base.

Desserts

Chocolate things
Spicy Marmalade - made from orange jam with lots of cinnamon
Ice cream
Cookies - yes we sell these
Potato chips - choose your flavoring.
Cheesies

Vader shook his head, and so did Nevan, who simply drank the rest of her beer, only to have it fall through her transparent form, and onto the floor. "crap. forgot that this form doesn't last long. if you need me, I'll be a guitar again." she told Vader as she then shifted back into a guitar. Vader then picked the demonic instrument up and held it gently in his hands. he then turned to Dee. "before you say anything, she's not my girlfriend. she's just a friend of mine who can shoot lightning....and change from a guitar into a VERY sexy demoness. plus, to be honest, having a girlfriend who can't stay in a humanoid form for long would be kind of annoying for most people. that, and every other guy I meet just stares at us, well, mostly her, whenever she's around, and things get all awkwaaaaaard." he told her, finishing his soda. "anyway, since I'm cosplaying as Dante, I have access to all his weapons, aka Devil Arms. Nevan is one of them, as she is a demon that Dante beat a long time ago. out of all of my devil arms, she's my favorite, because she can shoot lightning, and I can use her to rock out when she's a guitar. plus, her guitar mode can turn into a scythe." he added.