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 Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:25 pm
:: Lights in the arena turn pink! ::
Oooooooh, how do you like your love
Oooooooh, how do you like your love
But if you want to know how I really feel
Get the cameras rollin'
Just get the action goin'
Baby, you know my love for you is real
So take me where you want to
Me and my heart you steal
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
More, more, more
How do you like it, how do you like it
:: "More, More, More" by the Andrea True Connection hits as KANJOKU's KING struts out in his business suit and holding his KANJOKU Grand Crown title. Most noticeably was the cast on his hand thanks to Stan Hansen last month. Sweeney strutted out to the ring, making a cheesy smile to the fans, then climbed into the ring. ::
Bobby Cruise: Everyone, please welcome the KANJOKU Grand Crown Champion...Larry Sweeney!
:: Twirls, then takes the microphone from Bobby. Paces the ring as he waits for his theme music to cut. ::
"HELLO, SLUTS AND BUMS ALIKE! It's me...Larry Sweeney...and I got a question for all of ya....IS LARRY SWEENEY LOOKIN' GOOD TONIGHT OR WHAT?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
:: Cackles, then takes off his aviator shades. ::
"...You think a break would stop your monthly dose of Vitamin LS? Well, think again, ya bums, cause tonight for the first time in KANJOKU...I present to you the Larry Sweeney Show...STARRING LARRY SWEENEY! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
:: Ring crew starts bringing in lounge chairs, a table with martinis, and plants! ::
"That's right...cause baby, this wouldn't be no damn KANJOKU Pro without Sweet 'n' Sour...now lets bring out our first guest..."
:: Sits back in his chair and adjusts his shades. ::
"Our first guest is straight outta SoCal and boy, do I tell ya....I like his style! Everyone, give it up for Joey "Magnum" Ryan! ******** IT, I LOVE IT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:36 pm
If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape.
Joey Ryan strides out of the curtain, rubbing oil all over himself. Making everyone aware of how sexy he was. Mustache was strong tonight. He walked down to the ring, stopping occasionally to walk up to female fans and give them the opportunity to touch him. For whatever reason they declined. He rolled into the ring, and took a seat in one of the lawn chairs A stagehand gave him a microphone.
"It's an honor to be your guest tonight Sweeney! You know... I pride myself sometimes on being sleazy... *Sips a martini* But, I gotta tell you Larry, these fans, are beyond sleazy! They disgust me! My travel agent flew me out from So-Cal to this place, I normally trust him, him being jew and all. But I could've sworn I've been dropped off in a third world country... Seriously Larry, WHERE ARE WE?"
eek
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:40 pm
:: Sips his martini and chuckles. ::
"...Well, Joey...that's a good question...and I can only answer it with this...we're in the Hell Hole known as...PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA!"
:: Fans boo and begin to throw things in the arena. Larry just ignored it and continued to sip his martini. ::
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:48 pm
*Gags!*
gonk
*Reaches for his inhaler! Takes a puff of it... Takes a few deep breaths*
"Philadelphia?!? Jesus! You nearly gave me a heart attack. I don't need to bring sleazy back here! It has too much for it's own good! I'm surprised you could get a nice set-up in here. How did you get these plants into PHILADELPHIA without them withering up? I hope you didn't get this martini from a bar in this place, I might die!
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:53 pm
"Brother, I get my martinis mixed by the finest mixologists in the land! I wouldn't let these dirty, filthy scumbags touch my drinks!"
:: Fans continue to boo! ::
"SHADDUP! SHADDUP!"
:: Shakes his head and fakes a smile. ::
"But enough of these bums! Onto the questions....So Joey, you've been doing very well for yourself here in KANJOKU Pro, I must say. But mostly, I've seen you deal with...the women of KANJOKU. So whats your opinion on women, Joey?"
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:02 pm
"Women have a place in the wrestling business..."
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"And that place is backstage in my locker room..."
*Fans boo louder!*
"The current situation with women in Kanjoku isn't very rad at all... This might sound ridiculous to you Philly fans, since you all keep your wives in check with a good beating every now and then, but in wrestling, the broads are starting to think they have the power! Hahahahah! Funny! EXAMPLE: Just a few weeks ago, my friend Jimmy Rave's personal footstool tried to rebel against it's employer! The last thing we need is an unstable foot stool. So I did my part, and was at ringside to encourage Jimmy,"
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:05 pm
"Hahaha, I hear ya, man, I hear ya...not that I don''t have respect for her, but I'm just glad Sara Del Rey knows her place in this business and that I am in charge! But speaking of woman in Sweet 'n' Sour Incorporated..."
:: Takes off his aviator shades and smirks. ::
"I'm goin' to be facin' Chris Hero's arm candy at Extending Our Dream for my pride and joy right here....hilarious, ain't it?! Your opinion on that, Mr. Ryan?"
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:24 pm
"Well! I'm certain that the match will be a piece of cake for you! But I gotta warn ya, the rats Hero hooks up with are pretty shady! People like that need a nice dropkick to the chest to show who's the boss. After that, no problems"
*Smiles*
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:32 pm
"...YOU KNOW WHAT! I like you, Ryan! I like you alot...you gotta good head on your shoulders...I know you're the Embassy's Gun For Hire, but how would you like a better job. A job that showcases your smarts! How would you like to be in Sweet 'n' Sour Incorporated as my...BUSINESS PARTNER?!"
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:35 pm
"I like the way you do business Mr. Sweeney! You won't regret this partnership"
*Offers a handshake!*
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:37 pm
:: Shakes his hands, the fans disgusted with the SLEAZY partnership! ::
"WITH YOU ON MY SIDE...WE'RE GONNA RUN THIS COMPANY TO THE GROUND! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:38 pm
*Joins in laughter!*
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
mrgreen
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