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TheNewLibrarian Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 8:55 pm
Post something funny. Anything! Who knows? You might just make someone's day biggrin
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 8:59 pm
No matter how many times you try to move an envelope, it will always stay stationary. XD Such a cheesy joke.
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 8:42 am
I have some laws that always give me a good laugh.
I picked a random state to get the laws from.
The state in which these laws come from, is California.
- Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
- Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- Women may not drive in a house coat.
- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 1:51 pm
Aku no Hikari I have some laws that always give me a good laugh. I picked a random state to get the laws from. The state in which these laws come from, is California. - Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. - Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. - Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. - No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. - Women may not drive in a house coat. - It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. I've been on that website, where they post the stupid laws. It's so funny! biggrin Here's my funny thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJoXCwkPVi8&playnext_from=TL&videos=bIaBq2cROrU rofl
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TheNewLibrarian Vice Captain
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BootyKaptain Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 2:13 pm
Really wierd law "You can't have an ice cream cone in your left back pocket on a sunday" xp
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:21 pm
That bis stupid! Why would ice cream be in your pocket? And why would it matter which pocket? These laws rofl
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TheNewLibrarian Vice Captain
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Fuji Yin rolled 13 6-sided dice:
4, 2, 6, 6, 4, 6, 6, 4, 6, 1, 1, 3, 2
Total: 51 (13-78)
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 5:07 pm
Here are some stupid laws from Florida:
it is against the law for a man to force his wife to dress as a parrot – even if she is hideously ugly.
It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.
It is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:26 pm
Enough with the stupid laws... We need more jokes.
Here's one Misery told me:
How do you know if a blonde was using the computer? If there's white-out all over the screen rofl
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TheNewLibrarian Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:16 am
Clover_IceQueen Enough with the stupid laws... We need more jokes. Here's one Misery told me: How do you know if a blonde was using the computer? If there's white-out all over the screen rofl That's a good one! rofl
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:02 pm
Recit Clover_IceQueen Enough with the stupid laws... We need more jokes. Here's one Misery told me: How do you know if a blonde was using the computer? If there's white-out all over the screen rofl That's a good one! rofl Yup. A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head jump off a cliff. Who reaches the bottom first? Well, it wasn't the blonde because she had to stop for directions rofl
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TheNewLibrarian Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:55 pm
Clover_IceQueen Recit Clover_IceQueen Enough with the stupid laws... We need more jokes. Here's one Misery told me: How do you know if a blonde was using the computer? If there's white-out all over the screen rofl That's a good one! rofl Yup. A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head jump off a cliff. Who reaches the bottom first? Well, it wasn't the blonde because she had to stop for directions rofl You know who wins? Society.
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:21 pm
In belgium we have all kinds of blondes jokes xp
one of them:
a blond goes to the store and she sais "i want to buy that tv"
the owner sais: "i don't sell to blondes"
sadly she goes home and put on a brown wig and returns to the store
again she sais; "I want to buy that tv"
and again the owner sais "i dont sell to blondes"
frustrated she went home again and putted on a black wig and returns to the store again
and jet again she sais: "i want to buy that tv"
and the owner replies with the same words again: "i dont sell to blondes"
"but how do you know its me all the time?" does she asked
"well, easy" said the owner
"you are pointing to a micro-wave each time"
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:28 pm
PidgeyL In belgium we have all kinds of blondes jokes xp one of them: a blond goes to the store and she sais "i want to buy that tv" the owner sais: "i don't sell to blondes" sadly she goes home and put on a brown wig and returns to the store again she sais; "I want to buy that tv" and again the owner sais "i dont sell to blondes" frustrated she went home again and putted on a black wig and returns to the store again and jet again she sais: "i want to buy that tv" and the owner replies with the same words again: "i dont sell to blondes" "but how do you know its me all the time?" does she asked "well, easy" said the owner "you are pointing to a micro-wave each time" rofl rofl rofl Haha. Very funny!
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:46 pm
PidgeyL In belgium we have all kinds of blondes jokes xp one of them: a blond goes to the store and she sais "i want to buy that tv" the owner sais: "i don't sell to blondes" sadly she goes home and put on a brown wig and returns to the store again she sais; "I want to buy that tv" and again the owner sais "i dont sell to blondes" frustrated she went home again and putted on a black wig and returns to the store again and jet again she sais: "i want to buy that tv" and the owner replies with the same words again: "i dont sell to blondes" "but how do you know its me all the time?" does she asked "well, easy" said the owner "you are pointing to a micro-wave each time" rofl rofl rofl That is the best blonde joke that I have ever heard rofl
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TheNewLibrarian Vice Captain
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BootyKaptain Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:14 pm
PidgeyL In belgium we have all kinds of blondes jokes xp one of them: a blond goes to the store and she sais "i want to buy that tv" the owner sais: "i don't sell to blondes" sadly she goes home and put on a brown wig and returns to the store again she sais; "I want to buy that tv" and again the owner sais "i dont sell to blondes" frustrated she went home again and putted on a black wig and returns to the store again and jet again she sais: "i want to buy that tv" and the owner replies with the same words again: "i dont sell to blondes" "but how do you know its me all the time?" does she asked "well, easy" said the owner "you are pointing to a micro-wave each time" rofl rofl rofl
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