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 Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 3:12 pm
Post moments in your life where you had an epic fail moment. I'll start Quote: Constable Sharts says: do you have updog? Coon-chan says: updog? Constable Sharts says: yes. Coon-chan says: whats updog? Constable Sharts says: nothin' much. what's up with you?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:54 am
Okay...I'm posting this against my will and better judgement, but fine. So, I had this verbal conversation with Josh the other day, because I held up an eraser for him to look at...for some good reason, I'm sure. Quote: Josh: Oh, is that a kneaded eraser? Me: *long pause, as I try to figure out what on Earth I'm being asked* Erm...well, it comes in handy, sometimes? So...a moment of fail that someone is not going to let me live down for a long while yet. Thank you. EDIT: I'm also supposed to tell you that I can't identify different kinds of paint, such as acrylic. Not my fault, really. I've never needed to. I know what I want to use, even if I don't always know what it's called. x.x
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:42 am
These make em giggle! Quote: Hope: I guess we should just flush the rest of these dumb fish to get rid of them... Me: Don't do that! Hope: Why? Me: The poor things will drown!
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:39 am
Hehe,
Across the parking lot by my house ((now you know what I'm talking about when I refer to 'my parking lot' in any of my other posts) there's a little garage, and the gutter on the edge of the roof is about to my chin. Well my friend and I wanted to get up on the roof, so we grabbed one of my desks and carried it outside and set it next to the garage and climbed up. We made it, but on my way back down, because the garage is on a hill, so it's sloped, the desk wiggled a little and I face planted.
It kinda' hurt....
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:44 am
And one more, my father has LOTS of fish of many different kinds. One time, when my friend was over, my sister was complaining that one of the tanks needed to be cleaned so that the gunk in the water wouldn't clog up the fishes gills and make it so that he couldn't get any oxygen.
(we're no fish abusers, my brother had just got done sticking his hand in and ripping up all the plants and causing destruction as usual)
At that moment, my friend shook her head and looked my sister like she was stupid, "But it's a fish. Fish don't need oxygen, they have gills."
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:58 pm
Back in the day when i was only 5 years old my uncle came to visit our family and brought me and my brother a mini motor bike. My uncle told me to get on the bike so i did and when he was about to instruct me on what to do i revved up the motor and off i went and hit a fence and i was crying. And thats also how i met a really old friend XD
(( xd LMFAO still gets me everytime xd ))
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:38 am
MasterOfLazyness Back in the day when i was only 5 years old my uncle came to visit our family and brought me and my brother a mini motor bike. My uncle told me to get on the bike so i did and when he was about to instruct me on what to do i revved up the motor and off i went and hit a fence and i was crying. And thats also how i met a really old friend XD (( xd LMFAO still gets me everytime xd )) that is funny, good job XD you face planted a fence, lol.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:45 pm
I got really angy one time when I was in middle school and I did this really cool storming off thing that makes most people feel really bad. (The kind that makes a whole room go completely silent and you can hear the thoughts of remorse) I punched the door on my way out and said, "Ouch!" Whole room laughs at me. Worst day in middle school ever.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:00 am
It's the Little Things That Count...
Wow...my posting styles change a lot..'>.> ¤Be Careful What You Say...¤ I was walking with a friend, and we each had a scooter- we weren't riding them because she was tired. So we were walking them, and out of nowhere when I took a step, my foot went to the side, landed on the scooter and I slipped and fell on my a**.
I also fell up stairs once..it's my new specialty. Around Her Delicate Ears...The Strong Are Always Weaker Than You Expect.
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:40 am
Tea Panda O_0 It's the Little Things That Count...
Wow...my posting styles change a lot..'>.> ¤Be Careful What You Say...¤ Yeah, about that... You now put post style text in the middle of your actual text? I hate normal post styles enough but that... That's -really- obnoxious. Isn't it supposed to dress up text without interfering with the post? Tea Panda O_0 I also fell up stairs once..it's my new specialty. Almost doing something once makes it your specialty?
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:57 am
The one and only time I've been pulled over while driving was because my tabs had been expired for a couple of months. When the cop asked me if I knew they were expired I was honestly confused and told the cop something along the lines of "But I thought they were good for 5 years..." The poor guy was obviously trying not to laugh at me as he explained that no, you have to renew them every year. He let me off with a warning luckily and as soon as he left everyone in the car started laughing at me.
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:08 pm
Matasoga Tea Panda O_0 It's the Little Things That Count...
Wow...my posting styles change a lot..'>.> ¤Be Careful What You Say...¤ Yeah, about that... You now put post style text in the middle of your actual text? I hate normal post styles enough but that... That's -really- obnoxious. Isn't it supposed to dress up text without interfering with the post? Tea Panda O_0 I also fell up stairs once..it's my new specialty. Almost doing something once makes it your specialty?
I f you wish otherwise, I will keep my text simple.
But my point in it is not to simply "dress" the text. My point in it is to send a message and it does not interrupt the post itself.
It offers a break, making it easier to read and less professional. Professionalism, while admirable is very intimidating to me. So, I like to be as pretty and casual as possible.
I've fallen up stairs more then once since then...only a couple though..
I think falling in general is my specialty. I should word things better...
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:41 pm
Quote: *All the lights are off in the house* Me - (staring at the TV, which was on) ...Did the power go out?? -_-"
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:46 pm
sicanne Quote: *All the lights are off in the house* Me - (staring at the TV, which was on) ...Did the power go out?? -_-" I've done that one before too. ^^;;
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:38 pm
Oh, I do have another one.
Today I, being the genius that I am, forgot how to open a door. I spent about 5 minutes before my mother told me it was locked. -_-"
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