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Jacob Meyer's Promo

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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 3:15 am

:::My time begins now...:::

((You can promo whenever you're ready, but you must reveal the superstar that you want to face Samuel Wallace for the World Championship since we'll need to begin the Main Event so it can be lengthy.))

:::And I will not die in VAIN...Jack Jones & Chase Dillingham...:::

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:30 pm

Strange things happen in night time hours...

Jacob Meyer comes out of the back, looking as beastly as he could. He slowly makes his way to the ring and takes his time by entering step by step on to the apron and then climbs in under the top rope and over the middle one. Jacob makes his way over to one of the corners of the ring and takes a mic from one of the ringside staff before turning around to make his way to the middle of the ring.

And reign your innocence on me...

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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 7:01 pm

Jacob paced the ring, looking out into the crowd and seeing all the smiling children, the fat middle aged losers, and the whole crowd of nasty fat, ugly, and or sluty girls in the attendence today. "I am down right disgusted with this crowd tonight..." This quickly got him jeers. "First off, I come out here and I don't even hear as much as a clap for the legend that is Jacob Meyer which is just plain stupid and secondly, you people have to be the ugliest crowd in the history of my whole career..." This got him even more jeers then before followed closely by loud booing. "Now calm down people, not all of you are fat and nasty ugly. Take this beautiful number we got here in the front row." Jacob walked to the ropes, fell to his back, and then rolled out of the ring. He then walked over to the people sitting in the front row. "See right here, this woman is the prettiest thing in this whole crowd and but even she can't level out of the ugly with her looks." Jacob leans in and the chick slaps him on his right cheek and then kisses his left one. "Oh, she is a playful little thing isn't she." The girl giggled and Jacob turned around, beginning to circle around the outside of the ring. "Now that I know what kind of crowd I am dealing with tonight, I will just get straight down to the biz because the quicker I can get out of here the better, and you beautiful are coming with me when I go." Jacob said as he pointed at the girl in the front row, she turned bright red just like his tattoos. "Alrighty then, down to business. I have the honor of picking someone to face number one contender Samuel Wallace for the World Championship in tonights Main Event. I have thought long and hard over this, and it really has kept me up all night long. I have just been racking my brain to make the pick that will just make not just the crowd here tonight happy but the millions of people watching at home also. So after this just insane amount of binge drinking I did as I stayed up late into the night... I have made my pick for the main event. Boy oh boy, this guy is amazing and no doubt will make me proud by taking the World Title tonight. Without futher adieu..." Jacob pointed at the entrance ramp, and everyone turned to look at who his pick was. Minutes passed and nothing, no one came out. Right... I forgot, I already came out here. Thats right you fools... I am in the Main Event tonight and I will be taking home the GOLD!!! Jacob dropped his mic and walked over to the front row once again, easily pulling the girl over the railing and carrying her to the back as his theme song played him off.

(If I can't pick myself then PM me and I will change it.)

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