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 Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:02 pm
The following is the main characters for the RP "Lost City Atlantis"
4. Main Characters
- Maleki
- Cecrops
- Vaala
- General Jack O'neill
- Dr. Daniel Jackson
- Teal'c
- Colonel Samantha Carter
- Mr. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (sorry for the long wee)
- Dr. PEEPEE
- Mr. HAPPY FACE (newgrounds)
- and Timmy
- and his dog
- General Greivus
- Darth Maul
- Count Dooku
- Yoda
- Obiwan Kenobi (aka Ol' Ben Kenobi)
- Anakin Skywalker (aka Darth Vader)
- Luke Skywalker
- Princess Leia Skywalker
- Han Solo
- Chewbacca
- C3PO
- R2D2
- The Emperor (aka Darth Sideous, Chancellor Palpatine)
- Queen Amidala
- And not JarJar Bynks (cuz everybody hates him)
- Captain Niobe
- Ghost
- Tank
- Link
- and Zelda...lol I know they aren't even the same thing
- the kid Neo 'saved'
- Neo (aka 'the one', or Thomas Anderson)
- Captain Morpheus of the Nebuchadnezzer
- Trinity
- Captian Jonathan Archer
- Sub-Commander T'Pol
- Commander Charlie 'Trip' Tucker
- Captian James Tiberius Kirk
- Captain Spock
- Captain Hikaru Sulu
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
- Commander William Riker(aka 'number one')
- Commander Data
- Captain Katherine Janeway
- Commander Chakotay
- Lieutenant Thomas Eugene Paris
- Captain Benjamin Sisko
- Chief Security Officer Odo
- Santa Claus
- Mrs. Claus
- Satan(aka 'the devil', or Lucifer, The Prince Of Darkness)
- Fox McCloud
- Krystal (McCloud)
- General Scales
- Andross
- Wolf
- Slippy Toad
- Peppy Hare
- Falco Lombardi
- General Pepper
- Mr. mrgreen
- Mr. Clean
- The Glad Man ("depend on it")
- King Kong
- Donkey Kong
- Diddy Kong
- Dixie Kong
- Tiny Kong
- Lanky Kong
- Chunky Kong
- Cranky Kong
- Whatchamacallit
- Thingamagig
- you
- Ross Gellar
- Monica Gellar
- Pheobie Bouffet
- and smelly cat
- Chandler Bing (aka Mrs. Chenandler Bong... lol)
- Joey Tribianni
- Rachel Green
- That guy who asked Ross the dumb questions including "How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?"
- Chandler's clothes on the one where Joey said "Hey! I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?" (they starred in "Friend Wars: Attack of the Clothes"...lol)
- Me
- The Simpsons
- The people from Futurama
- The Griffins from Family Guy
- American Dad main characters(including the alien and the German fish)
- you again
- me another three times
- how many characters can there be?
- As many as I can write
- I give up on this
- Or do I?
- These are all characters, FYI
- They just don't sound like names, is all
- By now, you don't believe me about all this
- Or you just don't care
- but you aren't in charge, so screw you
- now I really quit
- not
- well, ok
- goodbye folks
- PS: those are stil characters!
- and so was that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that
- and that, but they are clones, so forget about it
- that one was a main character, but he dies early
- that one and this one get married
- I bet you thought it was over
- you were thinking "finaly..."
- but you can forget it, cuz these are still characters
- I just got to the bad guys
- lol
- That's right
- You have to sit here and read all of these
- So HA!
- Keep in mind that every one is a main character
- sheesh, that's alot of characters, eh?
- but why not have more?
- I bet you're laughing
- You better be, cuz it's why I'm typing now
- HEY! I see you not laughing!
- Laugh... *shakes fist*
- Fine, I'll kill you in your sleep
- You will never see what's coming to you
- I'll smother you with your own pillow
- please ignore those threats
- those were only jokes
- because you didnt laugh
- did it work?
- if so, then you can stop reading this
- not
- if you're still reading
- you have too much time on your hands
- just like me when I typed this
- That was all the main characters
- that one was a character and this is and extra...paid nothing
"Hope you enjoyed reading it more than I did writing it.
And no, this isn't another character..."
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:59 am
Jokes for today
1. "Has anybody lost a roll of bills and a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band."
2. A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all".
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids
3. A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied, "Well son, you must have gotten it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
4. "I saw this water-safety manual that actually says if a shark attacks, you should poke it in the eyes! Who wrote that, the Three Stooges?"
5. "Scientists have announced that they've located the gene for alcoholism. They said they found it at a party, talking way too loudly."
-- Conan O'Brien
6. "In a new interview, Uma Thurman says that when she wants to lose weight, she keeps her food intake down by eating in the nude. Actually, I tried that once but I was kicked out of Denny's."
-- Conan O'Brien
7. "Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you."
8. "I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."
-- Chris Rock
9. In the News - Part I
-Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
-Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
-Illiterate? Write today for free help.
-Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
-Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
-Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
-Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
-And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
-We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00
-Wanted: Used Paint
-Feces won't close pool for a day again.
-Canned Kitten
-EPA might restrict amounts of weed killer in tap water.
-Free: farm kittens, ready to eat
-Jello brand toilet tissue, regular, sugar free, fat free.
-Lost cat, last seen at the Park County Rod & Gun Club Shooting Range
-Air board to study fast food emissions.
-Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons.
10. In the News - Part II
-Main Street Pizza: we deliver, or pick up
-Lose All your weight: Only $49.00
-State prisons to replace easy-open locks
-Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
-Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
-Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
-House passes gas tax onto senate
-Stiff opposition expected to casket less funeral plan
-Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
-Prostitutes appeal to Pope
-Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes
-NJ judge to rule on nude beach
-Child's stool great for use in garden
-Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
-Eye drops off shelf
-Squad helps dog bite victim
-Never withhold herpes from loved one
-Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
-Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:02 pm
Jim Carrey Movie Quotations
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes (1993)
Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.
[as Scotty from Star Trek]
I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power.
[As Bones McCoy]
For God's sakes, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!
[as Captain Kirk, with 'over-emphasis]
Captain's log, stardate 23.9 rounded off to the nearest decimal point. We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. SO FAR, no signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've GOT TO, MISTER!
Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's d**k and become insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... Porkin his wife!
The Mask Quotes (1994)
[Gets 'shot']
Mask: Hold me closer Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, (cough cough), tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, (cough cough), tell Scarlett I do give a damn, (cough, cough)
Stanley: [to bank manager] - Back off monkey-boy, or I'll tell your daddy you're running this place like you're own personal piggie-bank or maybe I should call the IRS and arrange a little vacation for you at club FED
Stanley: What is this world coming to when a man's....pyjama drawer is no longer safe?
Mask: No, it wasn't me, it was the one armed men.
Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
Mask: Now, like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer.
Dumb and Dumber Quotes (1994)
Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.
That's it, I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!!
When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Batman Forever Quotes (1995)
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?
You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!
Tell the fat lady she's on in five.
[Shoots down the batplane]
I hope they can find the little black box.
Joygasm!!
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes (1995)
Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!
Ace: I am now a child of light, your earthly money holds no appeal to me... Greenwall: 20 thousand dollars.
Ace: Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeaaly?!?!
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
Fi, fy, fo, fum, I smell the fingerprints of scum.
The Cable Guy Quotes (1996)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music
The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Lube on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam.
You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.
Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It ruless.
I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants.
He who hesitates, masturbates.
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?
Liar Liar Quotes (1997)
Office Worker: Yo, Fletcher, how's it hanging?
Fletcher: [groaning] Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
Max: My teacher tells me the real beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.
It's a good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors, might had to pull out my nine and bust a cap!
How much a** do I have to kiss to make partner in this damn place?
Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I...I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I...ma ma...... [puckers up]
The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant
The Truman Show Quotes (199 cool
Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.
Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm
Me, Myself & Irene Quotes (2000)
Hank Evans: Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.
Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
Irene: What's it called?
Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.
Hank: I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lub it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.
[Guy chucks cigarette onto the ground.]
Hank Evans: Well f**k my ozone.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes (2000)
One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.
Oh, the Who-manity!
Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.
[cab drives by him]
It's because I'm green isn't it?!
http://www.humorsphere.com/movie_quotes/jim-carrey.htm
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:21 pm
"From someone's signature here on Gaia."
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick, and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading.
A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis"?
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he said, turned to the man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father, but I just read in the paper that the Pope does."
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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:31 am
"Un autre!
"A woman is going into a hospital for surgery upon her nether regions. She's a punk, with bright green hair, piercings all over, the works.
"So as they begin, they discover that the green hair dye extends down to her nether regions. They see some writings down there, which read 'stay off the grass'.
"So that's fine, the surgery is done, and it's a success, but the doctor says, 'I left you a note.' So she looks when no one's around, and there lies the text, 'Mowed the lawn. Sorry.'
"And Mark, if you tell Robert this joke, he'll know where it came from. So don't. Please? For love of the kittens?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:36 pm
"Et un autre encore!" Quote: Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them. a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die? i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
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