Ring announcer: Introducing to the ring, The cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the Game....TRRRRRRRIPLLLLLLLE H!
He slides into the ring and pulls his mic. up to his lips.
Announcer 1: What is this? Triple H isn't a WECW champion
Announcer 2: Shut up and find out!
The boos poor in until he begins to speak, "Earlier tonight I was scheduled for a tag team match.....my partner no showed. I was attacked by some creature of the night wannabe, and I have only one thing to say about it..... Evolution 2.0, Sheamus, Edge......You're fired, I don't need you....make your own careers," the crowd is silent. He then sports a signature smirk, "I've made a name for myself in this business by doing what I do best...winning championships," the crowd erupts in cheers. He looks around nodding, "I have held more world titles than the age of the average John Cena fan....13," the crowd laughs, "I came to WECW to hold some gold....tonight I was promised my shot that I beat John Morrison for, at the U.S. title, but was that match booked? NO! So I made a solemn decision this week that no WECW championship was worth my time, so I made my own," he then unzips the case to unveil this:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a belt I had created, the only belt worthy of a real champion, this is The King of Wrestling Championship!" The crowd cheers, "I declare myself champion, and will be looking for a singles competitor worth my time. Why? Because I am the game...." he holds the mic up to the crowd who chant *AND I'M THAT DAMN GOOD!*
His music starts up again as he exits.
Announcer 1: Oh my, Triple H made his own championship! Can he do that?
Announcer 2: He can do whatever he wants, he's the game and he's that damn good! Foolish move disbanding Evolution 2.0 though