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 Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:17 am
I think about your face...
Okay, I got bored one day and made this list. . .and one that was just about Naruto, but I'll post that up later. . .(Oh, Drizzt, if this goes in the Entertainment subforum, I'm sorry for postin' it here!)
Things I've Learned from Anime!
~Life sucks and then you die (or get sucked into an alternate dimension/wake up from a dream/etc)
~You will never get passed first base with the one you love. . .
~. . .unless it's a hentai. Then you will not be willin', and it will involve tentacles at some point
~Perverts are the best thing since sliced bread
~Jokes about 'long swords' are never-endin'
~If it's a guy, and he's wearin' make-up, then he's the villan
~Don't believe your parents, your sibling is tryin' to kill you (or at least hates you)
~Any and all problems can be solved with a healthy dose of violence (usually involving a school girl in a short skirt, or awesome robots)
~Being a reincarnation sucks!
~The hot guys are either evil, taken, gay, or some combination of the three
~Everyone can do magic, and not one of them got a letter from Hogwarts
~Anything you say can and WILL be twisted into something extremely pervy and then used against you
~Your romantic rival will NEVER die. . .no matter how many times that b***h gets pushed off a cliff (coughcoughKikyocough)
~If he's tryin' to kill you, then it probably means that he loves you
~Love triangles are a must. . .and will usually involve your best friend, sibling, teammate, or sensei. . .sometimes all of these
~. . .and most of the time, there is no one of the opposite sex. . .
...and how I fall into your eyes
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:52 am
Well, from anime, I learned seven golden rules.
If it's cute, IT DIES.
If you love it, IT DIES.
If anybody loves it, IT DIES.
If you die, YOU DIE.
If there is a young child, IT DIES.
ANYTHING CAN DIE.
All villains should survive, as the protaganist is no doubt a 13 year old Japanese schoolboy with superpowers.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:10 am
the_darkest_burning_star I think about your face...
Okay, I got bored one day and made this list. . .and one that was just about Naruto, but I'll post that up later. . .(Oh, Drizzt, if this goes in the Entertainment subforum, I'm sorry for postin' it here!)
Things I've Learned from Anime!
~Life sucks and then you die (or get sucked into an alternate dimension/wake up from a dream/etc)
~You will never get passed first base with the one you love. . .
~. . .unless it's a hentai. Then you will not be willin', and it will involve tentacles at some point
~Perverts are the best thing since sliced bread
~Jokes about 'long swords' are never-endin'
~If it's a guy, and he's wearin' make-up, then he's the villan
~Don't believe your parents, your sibling is tryin' to kill you (or at least hates you)
~Any and all problems can be solved with a healthy dose of violence (usually involving a school girl in a short skirt, or awesome robots)
~Being a reincarnation sucks!
~The hot guys are either evil, taken, gay, or some combination of the three
~Everyone can do magic, and not one of them got a letter from Hogwarts
~Anything you say can and WILL be twisted into something extremely pervy and then used against you
~Your romantic rival will NEVER die. . .no matter how many times that b***h gets pushed off a cliff (coughcoughKikyocough)
~If he's tryin' to kill you, then it probably means that he loves you
~Love triangles are a must. . .and will usually involve your best friend, sibling, teammate, or sensei. . .sometimes all of these
~. . .and most of the time, there is no one of the opposite sex. . .
...and how I fall into your eyes  I wasn't chosen to be a goddess... Heh! All the cute boys are always evil biggrin ...i was already born one.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:17 am
legendary thiefLawli Well, from anime, I learned seven golden rules. If it's cute, IT DIES. If you love it, IT DIES. If anybody loves it, IT DIES. If you die, YOU DIE. If there is a young child, IT DIES. ANYTHING CAN DIE. All villains should survive, as the protaganist is no doubt a 13 year old Japanese schoolboy with superpowers.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:17 am
EXCEPT GAARA!!!!
Signed or Pawn.... from Lotos War....
Damn them for not getting letters from hogwarts... ><
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:22 am
Ive learned three things from anime.
If you die and fans love you, you will be brought back
If you're dark, you're more badass but end up dying anyways
If youre stabbed more than 10 times, there is a good chance you wont die.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:28 am
Not so much based on anime as it is on manga:
~Romance is a must.
~There is always room for short skirts and big boobs.
~Gender benders are the most awkward and probably most hilarious things ever.
~If it's know then there is probably hentai for it.
~If it's yaoi (the accutal story) it's eather hard to get your hands on or being protected/molested by fan girls.
~The most screwed up characters are normally the ones that can talk about the others and get away with it.
~If it's forbidden in normal society it's prabably the basis of 30 or so stories.
~Once you fall in love with it 8a.m. quickly turns to 11p.m..
~And of course the biggest and most know rule of all! Everything is sexier in anime/manga.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:51 am
iYummyGum legendary thiefLawli Well, from anime, I learned seven golden rules. If it's cute, IT DIES. If you love it, IT DIES. If anybody loves it, IT DIES. If you die, YOU DIE. If there is a young child, IT DIES. ANYTHING CAN DIE. All villains should survive, as the protaganist is no doubt a 13 year old Japanese schoolboy with superpowers. One more: If you die, then you don't die.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:54 am
Myst Takai iYummyGum legendary thiefLawli Well, from anime, I learned seven golden rules. If it's cute, IT DIES. If you love it, IT DIES. If anybody loves it, IT DIES. If you die, YOU DIE. If there is a young child, IT DIES. ANYTHING CAN DIE. All villains should survive, as the protaganist is no doubt a 13 year old Japanese schoolboy with superpowers. One more: If you die, then you don't die. That's true. xd
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:40 pm
- Foreign exchange students. If its a guy hes evil, if its a girl she has super powers and will fall in love with you.
- Mechs should be piloted only by college students and high schoolers.
- Despite never having learned fencing or any kind of sword techniques, Soldiers are easily dispatched by amateurs.
- If i dye my hair blonde, My power level becomes 1 zillion.
- Wackiest hair = Main Character.
- Aforementioned Girl with super powers will give you super powers too.
- Any wound can be healed by a day of rest.
- All attacks are useless until you use your super mega attack.
- Missing High school is grand if your saving the world.
- Your parents are either dead or missing.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:51 pm
- Female upper body size = 2x head size
You forgot this one
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:27 pm
... this is kinda random and has nothing to do with anything, but i learned from an anime that heat causes split ends.... for those of you who like hair care
I also learned that it is a physical impossibility to remove someone's head in one stroke with a santoku knife.... those things are designed to cut through food, not bone.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:16 pm
Only the emo boys get all the love.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:13 pm
It seems that the most popular characters are either evil, emo, cold or ill-mannered, or slightly insane if not completely insane
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:03 pm
The one thing I've noticed is that the most idiotic cry babies always end up saving the day.
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