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 Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:02 pm
"Refereeing this Regular Rules Match is Stan and introducing first for this bout is.."  Stan
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:20 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_ln8-jieec*The lights in the arena flash from icy blue to blood red at an almost seizure-inducing interval. Donning his blue hipster jacket, Daisuke Azuma steps onto the ramp, three female back-up dancers behind him. They're doing a typical pop type dance, with Daisuke simply bobbing along to the music as he struts down to the ring with a cocky smile on his face.* "Introducing first, from Hokkaido Japan, weighing in at one hundred and ninety six pounds, he is The Popstar, Daisuke Azuma!"*He slides in under the rope, gets to his knees, and subtly thrusts his hips a few times before jumping up to his feet. He dashes towards a turnbuckle, and lionsaults off of it, landing squarely on his feet in the perfect center of the ring. Looking mighty proud of himself, he turns to the titantron to await his opponent.*
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:01 pm
The Fight Song by Marilyn Manson begins to play as the fans know that TGI Huk is coming out. "Well nothing sufficates you more than the passing of everyday human events."
"Well isolation is the oxygen mask your making children breath into to survive."Boom!TGI Huk's blue fireworks go off leaving a blue fog around the stage. "Well I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist."
"Well I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a s**t."As the smoke clears TGI Huk is standing there staring at Daisuke. "And his opponenet coming in from Germany he weighs at 266 pounds TGI HUK!""And when we are good, well just close your eyes."
"So when we are bad we'll scar your mind."TGI Huk runs down to the ring and slides in. He gets up on one knee and flashes the TGI taunt. "Fight."
"Fight."
"Fight."
"Fight."
"Fight."
"Fight."
"Fight."
"Fight."He then gets up on the top rope and yells 'Thats right. at the crowd. "Well you'll never grow up to be a big rockstar celebrated victim of your fame."
"Well just cut our wrist like cheap coupons and say 'death was on sale today.'TGI Huk walks towards the middle of the ropes and hops down waiting for the match to begin.
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:42 pm
*The second the bell rings, Daisuke attempts to slap his opponent in the face*
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:14 pm
TGI Huk gets slapped and his head turns to the impact of the slap. He then whips his head around and attempts a clothesline.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:28 pm
*The unexpected clothesline knocks Daisuke right off of his feet, and he hits the mat hard, doing an almost complete flip onto his stomach. He lies there for a second, dazed.*
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 12:58 pm
TGI Huk then goes for a knee to the back of the head.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:33 pm
*Daisuke rolls out of the way, and uses the ropes to pull himself up*
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:46 pm
TGI Huk leaps up in pain holding the knee he landed on.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:09 am
*Bouncing off of the ropes, Daisuke rushes his opponent, going for an elbow shot to the face*
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:52 am
TGI Huk gets hit with the elbow and he falls to the mat.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:23 pm
*Daisuke smirks to the audience, giving them another hip thrust. He then rebounds off of the ropes and goes for a leg drop.*
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:17 pm
The hip thrust was to much time for TGI Huk to rest as he rolls out of the way when Daisuke goes for the leg drop.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:15 pm
*Daisuke bounces off the floor onto his feet, limping and clutching his hamstring.*
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 4:14 pm
TGI Huk tries to do a reverse Ric Flair leg sweep on Daisuke.
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