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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:42 pm
Bobby Cruise: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:48 pm
*Devine's music played as he came down to the ring. Kendo stick propped on his shoulder. Stopping beside one fan and spitting gum in his face as he went by.*
Cruise: "From Calgary Alberta Canada, Hotshot Johnny Devine!"
"It's HARD work being THIS good looking."
*Devine then climbed into the ring. Arguing with the ref about putting his kendo stick down.*
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Hotshot Johnny Devine Crew
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:58 pm
MIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER......................
ANDERSOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: Fans share a collective groan. ::
ANDERSOOOOOOOON.....................
I turn up the trouble 'till it gets real loud
I feel so much better that way (that way!)
Gonna mess with your mind cause I know that I can
Gonna see how much I can win today, yeah
Gonna stir up the s**t like it just won't quit
Well ******** you'll get used to my rubbin' your nose in it
Step a little closer, close to my fire
Trouble's my drug, takes me higher and higher
Turn up the music, light up the crowd
Turn up the gas, cause it can't be too loud
It's a ********' religion, and I'll show you the way
Drop to your knees and join when I say...
:: Slowly struts out from the curtains is none other than Mr. Injury Prone Overrated Kennedy Anderson himself! Just about being booed off the damn ship by these moronic fans, he ignores it and continues his way down the deck thinking he's the c**k of the walk. Shakes his hands about, climbs into the ring, and shoves Devine out of his spotlight. Heads to the middle of the ring as a mic is lowered to him. ::
"....Now that your eyes adverted away from my chubby opponent who in 10 years will be buried under the archives of websites such as Wrestlecrap and PWI Illustrated due to how irrelevant his entire wrestling career was...let me introduce to you the main attraction..."
:: Takes a deep breath. ::
"I weigh in tonight....at an astonishing...245.1 pooooounds....I hail...from GREEN...BAY....WISCONSIN-UH..........,
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEER....ANDEEEEEEEEEEERSOOOOON!"
:: Paces the ring, then heads over to the turnbuckle. Climbs up it and pauses. ::
"....................."
:: Puts mic back to his lips. ::
".............Andeeeeeeeeersoooooooooooon........"
:: Picks it back up and climbs off the turnbuckle. Stands to next to Johnny and crosses his arms. ::
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:00 pm
*Gives a slow nod. Looks down at his kendo stick then takes a swing for Anderson's chest before the bell rings!*
mad
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Hotshot Johnny Devine Crew
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:01 pm
:: Gasps as the kendo stick connects! Falls forward into the ropes with hand over his chest! ::
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:04 pm
*DING DING DING*
*Devine throws his kendo stick out of the ring and goes to try and sweep Anderson's legs out from under him.*
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Hotshot Johnny Devine Crew
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:05 pm
:: Lands throat first on the bottom rope! ::
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:07 pm
*Devine then goes to grab the rope on either side of Anderson. Lifting a leg and trying to dig a knee right into his back.*
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Hotshot Johnny Devine Crew
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:09 pm
:: Grunts and grabs at the ropes, hoping the referee counts to five! ::
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:10 pm
*Pulled back and once again starts to yell at the ref.*
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Hotshot Johnny Devine Crew
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:11 pm
:: Pulls himself off of the ropes and to his feet. Turns to Johnny and tries club at his back! ::
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:12 pm
*Goes stumbling forward, almost knocking down the ref in the process.*
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Hotshot Johnny Devine Crew
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:14 pm
:: Anderson then tries to grab Johnny by his tights and attempts to throw him through the ropes! ::
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:15 pm
*Lets out an "Oh s**t!" as he gets thrown through the ropes and lands on the outside.*
stressed
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Hotshot Johnny Devine Crew
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:16 pm
:: Follows after Johnny and once again grabs him by the tights. Goes to ram him head/shoulder first into the railings! ::
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