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 Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:24 pm
Bobby Cruise: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:07 pm
*The lights in the arena turned red as the techno sounds of "Mi Destrojero" hits. Kevin Thorn stepped through the curtains, looking at all the HUSTLE shenanigans that was left during Yinling vs Sakata. Let's out a HEAVY sigh and makes his way down the aisle, surprisingly sober this time.*
"......Goddamnit, I'm thirsty..."
*Grumbles and climbs into the ring.*
Bobby Cruise: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 267 lbs, Kevin Thorn!
*Leans against the corner wondering where the booze is at...*
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:11 pm
DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DA DUN DUN
MODEST TO THE TOP!~
DUN DUN
MODEST AT THE TOP!~
DUN DUN DA NA NA
STRAIGHT TO THE TOP AND THEN KEEP HEADING UP
:: Modest blared throughout the arena as Jeff walks out,dancing like a complete druggy ::
MODEST TO THE TOP!~
Bobby Cruise:From Cameron,North Carolina,weighing in 225 pounds.....JEFF HAAARDYYYY!!!!
:: Jeff walks down the ramp throwing bags of crack to the crowd,while dancing.Tons of heartbroken kids cry because of their hero's bad choice.Jeff walks up the steal steps and dances some more.Jeff gets in the ring and jumps on the turnbuckle,raising his arms,making a Hardyz hand sign.Jeff jumps off and waits for the bell ::
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:13 pm
*DING DING DING!*
"......."
*Looks left and right.*
"...You got any weed? It's for my girlfriend."
ninja
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:14 pm
YEAH ITS UP YOUR a**!
:: Jeff goes for a kick to the nads! ::
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:15 pm
"...******** over with hands over his crotch!*
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:16 pm
:: Jeff runs to the ropes and rebounds,going for a low dropkick to the back of Thorn's head ::
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:16 pm
*Falls forward with hand over his head!*
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:17 pm
:: Gets on the turnbuckle,waiting for Thorn to get up ::
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:19 pm
*Slowly rises to his feet, looking around for Jeff.*
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:20 pm
:: Jeff jumps off,going for a flying bulldog ::
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:21 pm
*Gets face planted onto the mat!*
stressed
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:22 pm
:: Gets to his feet and starts dancing again ::
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:23 pm
*Rolls onto his stomach and pulls himself up with the ropes. Watches Jeff dance.*
"......You dance like a crusty old stripper!"
mad
Fan: LIKE YOUR GIRLFR--
"...HEY! SHUT UP!"
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:25 pm
:: Jeff turns around ::
b***h,if Matt still had Lita,I would know the "moves".
mad
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