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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:22 pm
Bobby Cruise: The following match is a fatal four way elimination match with the winner receiving a shot at the KANJOKU Queen's Crown and it will be contested under no disqualification! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:40 pm
Kono koro hayari no onna no ko
Oshiri no chiisana onna no ko
Kocchi wo muite yo HONEY
Datte nandaka
Datte datte nanda mon
Onegai onegai kizutsukenai de
Watashi no HAATO wa
CHUKU CHUKU shichau no
IYA yo IYA yo IYA yo mitsume cha IYA-
HONEY FLASH!
*"HONEY FLASH" by Koda Kumi played as the energetic otaku, LuFisto, skipped through the curtains wearing a black kimono, holding a stack of light tubes over her shoulder, and her baby doll Pegaboo hanging from her neck. She high five'd the fans as she skipped down the aisle, then stood on the apron, holding up "V for Victory!"*
Bobby Cruise: Hailing from Montreal, Japan, weighing in at 160 lbs, accompied by Pegaboo, LuuuuuFistoooooooo!
*Climbs into the ring, lays her light tubes down, and holds Pegaboo infront of Bobby.*
"GIVE HER A KISS."
mad
Bobby Cruise: ....
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:57 pm
*"Sauce" by K-DOJO Productions starts to play, Bambi appearing soon after, whip over her shoulders. She tries to ignore all the pain from her last match by breaking into a jog, ignoring the fans that gawk at her on her way to the ring as she climbs in through the middle ropes.*
Bobby Cruise: From Tokyo, Japan, representing OMEGA, BAMBIIIIIIIIIIII!
*Bambi just stays in her corner, swinging her whip around as she awaits the rest of her opponents and ignores the one already in the ring.
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:02 pm
*Goes up to Bambi and holds out Pegaboo's hand to shake!*
4laugh
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:13 pm
*looks at the doll, then to LuFisto* *figures she can get further with an ally, so shakes the doll's hand awkwardly*
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:15 pm
*...Seconds later,Paparazzi by Jim Johnston plays as Melina walks through the curtains with paparazzi taking pictures of her.Melina walks down the aisle posing for the crowd.Melina walks to the ring and gets on the apron.Melina jumps and does a split while on the apron and slides in.She poses once more for the paparazzi and looks at the announcer*
Bobby Cruise:From Los Angeles,California weighing in 170 pounds....MELINA!
*Melina looks at the curtains while the fans cheer her name.*
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Chris Hero rocks your bed
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:45 pm
No music plays...
gonk
Kaufman walks out of the curtain in his boxing robe. The former intergender champion walks down the ramp, preaching to the fans and reminding them of how INFERIOR his opponent is. He rolls into the ring and stretches out his arms, waiting for a ref to remove his robe.
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Andy takes his ring robe off himself, then reaches into a pocket of the robe, and pulls out his own microphone.
"You're probably thinking, to yourselves right now... "HUR HUR, HOW IS ANDY GOING TO WIN AGAINST THREE WOMEN? I can explain!"
"IT'S PRETTY INTERESTING, FANS, HOW MATH WORKS. I, being from Hollywood, am naturally talented in the field of math and science. Allow me to demonstrate my skill... Take these three "ladies" in the ring, if you where to combine the smarts of these women, say get them to work together, they might be able to accomplish half the tasks men do, and maybe even comprehension of words with more than two syllables!"
mrgreen
"Tragically, females lack the SOCIAL SKILLS for this to happen! You'd expect them to gang up on me! NAH! That would require something that us MEN like to call, logical thinking. I did have my worries...,"
eek
"A certain lady in the ring is from from Hollywood, therefore a higher form of being. At least when it comes to humanities lesser half. She could have served as a leader to these three women! There is nothing more dangerous than a women with power! HOW DO THEY GET THIS POWER YOU ASK? Attention... wink ... So by not mentioning her name, I will drain her of her power. "
"With that out of the way, THERE IS LUFISTO. More dangerous than she seems. How so? She is a japanese spy! The bad photographs of yourself flashing a peace sign? PEACE? Not after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima, and put all those poor men and women in concentration camps!"
"That leaves us with Bambi, who like any good woman, listens to her man. She is completly powerless without him, and shouldn't be too much of a threat...
NOW RING THE BELL"
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:59 pm
*Bell rings. Jaw dropped at ******** CHARGES!*
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:00 pm
GDKJGKLFDJG *RUNS AT ANDY WITH HER CROP RAISED!* scream
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:00 pm
*Looks at her opponents and doesn't know who to attack first*
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Chris Hero rocks your bed
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:01 pm
********* RUUUUUUNS!*
gonk gonk gonk
*SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!*
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:02 pm
*SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND TRIES TO CORNER ANDY!*
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:03 pm
*DROPS HER CROP TO RUN FASTER* *GOES THE OPPOSITE WAY FISTO DID TO GET ANDY!*
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:04 pm
*JUMPS OVER THE GAURD RAIL! JETS DOWN THE AISLE!*
eek
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Hollywood Andy Kaufman Crew
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Chris Hero rocks your bed
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:04 pm
*Runs to the ropes and dives out of the ring,trying to hit Andy with a senton*
*BUT HOLY CRAP!ANDY AINT THERE!FALLS ON HER a**!* gonk
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