"all bodies of water grow at right angles
no one's father lives with them past the age of ten
A mother and son can occupy a one bedroom house because everyone knows mothers never leave the kitchen table
All disputes can only be properly settled by making your pets try to kill each other
It's okay to make animals fight each other and gamble on it, you're still a good person if you love and trust them
If someone knocks all your pets unconscious then you must sulk away in despair, because no one has any weapons and no one fights thier own battles ever
If you have too many pets then put some away somewhere, they won't starve or be upset
it's perfectly responsible to have as many pets as you like, you'll somehow care for them all
If you overcome something in battle then it obeys you, unless you knock it out in which case it disapears for no reason
the power to control time, space, the weather, creation, and other miscelaniously amazing powers along with streangth and/or inteligence beyond compare is soley in the possesion of animals, many of which simply sit around in cave always, and the use of that power is best left to children
The idea of dedicating yourself to something not related to animals is preposterous and no one does that
it's socially acceptable to walk into everyone's house, because no one locks thier doors and everyone is friendly
criminal organizations are best handled by ten year olds, because everyone knows the police are incompetant and often non existent
people leave stuff laying around on the floor and on tables and it's fine to take these things
some animals have infiantie supplies of fire or water inside them. This makes perfect sense and shall not be questioned
Any teams are up to no good. Only criminals call thier group a 'team'
criminals are easy to spot because they wear matching outfits
You need special shoes to run, otherwise you must walk
all bikes are collapsable and fit in your backpack somehow
all people can breathe under water but only some of them can swim. you are not one of the ones that can swim. all animals have both gills and lungs.
elderly couples are baffled by breeding and don't begin to understand how it happens
children are given the option of going to school, most of them don't go, and if you go they only teach you how to fight animals better
everything hatches from an egg
most people have no bed in thier house
hospitals are only for animals and all of them are run by identical twins
fish can't swim unless you teach them
paralysis means you can still move sometimes
if animals are unconscious they can still swim, cut things down, break rocks, move heavy things, and fly.
no one will try to go after rare and powerful animals except you, and once you have them no one cares that you do expect when they tell you you can't use them
everything can breed with everything else, providing they are both a similiar shape, though size doesn't matter at all
ugly useless things always turn into beautiful powerful things
nothing needs to eat but you can feed your pets blocks, pellets and candy if you want to
backpacks and purses have limitless space and never get heavier
even though there are no physical fights ever, some people still work out and try to act intimidating
if something can fly then it can fly anywhere almost instantly
scientists are incapable of figuring out your gender without being told
an encyclopedia is not something that already has information it's something you fill with information yourself"
Copy and pasted for it's epicness. What have you learnt from pokemon
no one's father lives with them past the age of ten
A mother and son can occupy a one bedroom house because everyone knows mothers never leave the kitchen table
All disputes can only be properly settled by making your pets try to kill each other
It's okay to make animals fight each other and gamble on it, you're still a good person if you love and trust them
If someone knocks all your pets unconscious then you must sulk away in despair, because no one has any weapons and no one fights thier own battles ever
If you have too many pets then put some away somewhere, they won't starve or be upset
it's perfectly responsible to have as many pets as you like, you'll somehow care for them all
If you overcome something in battle then it obeys you, unless you knock it out in which case it disapears for no reason
the power to control time, space, the weather, creation, and other miscelaniously amazing powers along with streangth and/or inteligence beyond compare is soley in the possesion of animals, many of which simply sit around in cave always, and the use of that power is best left to children
The idea of dedicating yourself to something not related to animals is preposterous and no one does that
it's socially acceptable to walk into everyone's house, because no one locks thier doors and everyone is friendly
criminal organizations are best handled by ten year olds, because everyone knows the police are incompetant and often non existent
people leave stuff laying around on the floor and on tables and it's fine to take these things
some animals have infiantie supplies of fire or water inside them. This makes perfect sense and shall not be questioned
Any teams are up to no good. Only criminals call thier group a 'team'
criminals are easy to spot because they wear matching outfits
You need special shoes to run, otherwise you must walk
all bikes are collapsable and fit in your backpack somehow
all people can breathe under water but only some of them can swim. you are not one of the ones that can swim. all animals have both gills and lungs.
elderly couples are baffled by breeding and don't begin to understand how it happens
children are given the option of going to school, most of them don't go, and if you go they only teach you how to fight animals better
everything hatches from an egg
most people have no bed in thier house
hospitals are only for animals and all of them are run by identical twins
fish can't swim unless you teach them
paralysis means you can still move sometimes
if animals are unconscious they can still swim, cut things down, break rocks, move heavy things, and fly.
no one will try to go after rare and powerful animals except you, and once you have them no one cares that you do expect when they tell you you can't use them
everything can breed with everything else, providing they are both a similiar shape, though size doesn't matter at all
ugly useless things always turn into beautiful powerful things
nothing needs to eat but you can feed your pets blocks, pellets and candy if you want to
backpacks and purses have limitless space and never get heavier
even though there are no physical fights ever, some people still work out and try to act intimidating
if something can fly then it can fly anywhere almost instantly
scientists are incapable of figuring out your gender without being told
an encyclopedia is not something that already has information it's something you fill with information yourself"
Copy and pasted for it's epicness. What have you learnt from pokemon
