Hey Baby... you want a good time? Ya, uts ba... bu shika chicka wow. Hum? Why am I dancing? Well... come here and let me show you. This is called a strip club, which would explain why I am not wearing pants! This is a very good way for you to meet people. I mean I work here, but only to pay for college.

Yes! It does smell like disappointment, sweat, and vomit but doesn't everything else your around smell like that anyway? Well doesn't matter, there are a lot of poles, disinfected daily, and a few personal rooms, if you catch my drift. A lot of chairs... but not enough for the ladies... or the men if you catch my drift. WINK.

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