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Sailor Wendy Darling Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:09 pm
What are some of your funny, strange or awful work stories. We all have them, don't lie lol.
I love to hear them <3
Here's a few of mine.
Weird: This lady comes in every other day and buys a tooth brush, tooth paste and hand wipes [$3.39]. I call her toothpaste lady [not to her face though], she does not like my hair. T.T
Awful: I work at a Dollar store, we don't take 100$ Bills. Obviously this isn't MY rule it's the stores but I had this guy hand me a 100$ bill after I had rung through his items [mind you he had like 15$ worth of stuff >.>] I very nicely told him I was sorry but we don't accept 100$ Bills, we have a sign on the door. Instantly he starts screaming at me. 'WHAT THE ******** IS YOUR PROBLEM IT'S ******** CANADIAN MONEY, I GOT IT FROM THE BANK. THERE'S NO ******** REASON WHY YOU CANT TAKE THIS' he starts waving it in my face, I'm wide eyed and speechless. I told him again that I was really sorry and it wasn't my rule, it was the stores and I can't do anything about it. The lady in line behind him then joined and yelled at me as well. I called the manager over and she was yelled at too, the man ended up swearing he'd never shop there again after calling us both idiots....O.O;;;;
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:42 am
That sounds awful! my personal worst work story would have to be when i used to work at this office.
I was basically a file clerk who filed ALL SUMMER. it was horrible, but one day i came out of the hellish file room to find the boss sitting at my desk. He had came to tell me that I spent to much time on the internet (which i hadn't). I was so shocked, but then he was like "Just kidding!" He thought it'd be hilarious to play a prank on me. He felt so bad later though he bought me lunch, but seriously that was the worst ever.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:39 pm
Well i dont work i just help out at the libary as a Volunteer casue of the AVID program in school.Well me and my friend we were talking cause we got tired of cleaning books and so we went to go get water and she had to use the restroom and well we went to the bathroom first but my mom was calling so i left and well she was there the person who was like our boss came in and she was talking of how bad and mean she was. so when i entered the boss called me and she was like do you think im mean and unfair and she is a bit. i told her no and i asked why she was said she heard my friends and not to tell her she heard her comments. After that she was giving me the calm going jobs and her the hard ones and she asked me why i was getting the better ones and thinking my boss was not there i told her and later i found out she did. Then she gave me hard and middle jobs. Yet when we passed by her desk she gave us this im watching you so i was done with my Volunteer hours and left but oh boy was it creepy to feel her eyes watching you.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:12 pm
I use to work at McDonalds. And they have some of the most horrible customers. As well as good ones. But once I started working at McDonalds. Silver Ark's mom would keep telling me how easy my job supposely was compared to her manager job at Macys. I would just ignore her. I was always a closer. So I was there until about 1am.
Well, Silver's mom decided to come in with Silver's bro. I took their order. And my other coworkers got it ready. So I handed her and him their cups. Then Silver's mom comes back to me, bitching about how there was no Sprite and that it was all gone. I told her, I was sorry that we were out of Sprite but she could pick another drink. But then she continued to b***h about there being no Sprite and that we should refill it. I told her that it was the Pepsi company who dealed with that. And we would have to wait for them to come in and refill it. She then finally took my answer. And then I handed her their meal. And then before she left, she said that we should atleast refill it.
I thought that was completely rude. Silver was pissed for sure. Especially, since our McDonalds was across the street from a Gas station. It was horrible. And I thought she was so rude for it.
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:18 pm
I used to work in a day care center (oh irony), and I was only 16 at the time, but because of how young I was I was only responsible for one child and it was a little boy about 2 years of age. I would take him to the park, feed him, play with him and such, I was practically his mother away from his actual mother. (His real mommy hates my guts btw, no idea why....well maybe it was because I taught him how to bark at strangers) Anyway one day I was playing with him in the park and I over heard this woman saying how disgusting it was that someone my age, who is still so irresponsible and so young could have a baby when she couldn't. I even heard he call me a slut a few times. I WAS 16 AND HE WAS 2...I WOULD HAVE BEEN 14 WHEN THIS CHILD WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN....needless to say I kind of felt humiliated, but at the same time I was very happy that, that bitches egg sack was too dried up to have children, so the next time I heard slut, I picked up the little boy, gave him a kiss on the forehead and smiled at the woman. She glared but I was happy...
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:52 pm
I work at a bank during the summer, for the most part its pretty pleasant, however, when working with other peoples money, people tend to get upset pretty quickly. I've been yelled at a few times, but theres one particular instance I remember quite well.
It was so awful! We're required to take finger prints of any non customer desiring to cash a check on our bank, for the most part, every one is pretty chill about it. However this one time we were fairly busy and this tourist came in because he wanted to cash a check. It would have been no problem, but I needed his finger print. Well, all hell broke loose when I asked him, "DO I LOOK LIKE A F**KIN CRIMINAL TO YOU!?" he then proceeded to call me a every term in the book. My co-workers and manager eventually stepped in asked him to leave. I was a little shaken by this because I never really had anyone yell at me like that before. My co-workers were really nice about it, our manager later bought all of us ice cream that day and we bitched about annoying customers ^-^
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:03 am
DS Sailor Mary Poppins I used to work in a day care center (oh irony), and I was only 16 at the time, but because of how young I was I was only responsible for one child and it was a little boy about 2 years of age. I would take him to the park, feed him, play with him and such, I was practically his mother away from his actual mother. (His real mommy hates my guts btw, no idea why....well maybe it was because I taught him how to bark at strangers) Anyway one day I was playing with him in the park and I over heard this woman saying how disgusting it was that someone my age, who is still so irresponsible and so young could have a baby when she couldn't. I even heard he call me a slut a few times. I WAS 16 AND HE WAS 2...I WOULD HAVE BEEN 14 WHEN THIS CHILD WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN....needless to say I kind of felt humiliated, but at the same time I was very happy that, that bitches egg sack was too dried up to have children, so the next time I heard slut, I picked up the little boy, gave him a kiss on the forehead and smiled at the woman. She glared but I was happy... Oh man, Mary, i know the feeling. I'm a nanny on my days off and i get that all the time. The kids are 14,12,9,5, and 3!!! i mean really? I would have had to been like five when the 14 year old was born. It's crazy how rude people are. Sometimes i watch my goddaughter (She's 14 months) and when i take her places, people are like "Is it hard being a single mother?" I'm always like "Yeah, it's horrible". One time someone tried to pay for my groceries! i was like "dude, it's my goddaughter. chill" lol.
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:50 pm
I worked at an awful, awful Walmart, as a cashier. Every day was awful. I was probably one of the better cashiers, I rarely made mistakes and I make it a point to always be polite and courteous, no matter how my day is going. That's just how I roll. But I honestly had people screaming in my face about once a week. For no fault of mine, sometimes it would be because the line was too long, even though we had every register open. Apparently it was our fault that other people wanted to shop too!
There are a couple memorable occasions, though: -The old lady who thought she had pressed the wrong account on the debit pad, and demanded I give her five dollars, out of my pocket, to pay for it. The lady was RIDICULOUS. My manager showed her on the receipt that it WAS the right account, and pretty much laughed in her face. But the lady just...STOOD BY MY REGISTER AND GLARED AT ME. For at least ten minutes. They had to ask her to leave the store. -The man who threw his cash at me -The lady who threw her credit card at me -The lady who slapped my hand
Blah blah blah. Again, this was usually for something like...a bank error, or a small pricing error. Usually a dollar, or something like that.
Yay Walmart!
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:55 pm
DS Sailor Jasmine I worked at an awful, awful Walmart, as a cashier. Every day was awful. I was probably one of the better cashiers, I rarely made mistakes and I make it a point to always be polite and courteous, no matter how my day is going. That's just how I roll. But I honestly had people screaming in my face about once a week. For no fault of mine, sometimes it would be because the line was too long, even though we had every register open. Apparently it was our fault that other people wanted to shop too! There are a couple memorable occasions, though: -The old lady who thought she had pressed the wrong account on the debit pad, and demanded I give her five dollars, out of my pocket, to pay for it. The lady was RIDICULOUS. My manager showed her on the receipt that it WAS the right account, and pretty much laughed in her face. But the lady just...STOOD BY MY REGISTER AND GLARED AT ME. For at least ten minutes. They had to ask her to leave the store. -The man who threw his cash at me -The lady who threw her credit card at me -The lady who slapped my hand Blah blah blah. Again, this was usually for something like...a bank error, or a small pricing error. Usually a dollar, or something like that. Yay Walmart! Oh my gosh, I had to deal with that crap as a cashier at McDonalds. What sucked alot was the people with the 100$. I had to run up my times on the register, waiting for change on those things. lol And like things on the menu would be priced weird. And they would be complaining about it. Seriously, I didn't come up the prices. lol
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:27 pm
I thought of another one.
I had this red neck-esque guy come through with his kid and they bought a few things the total came to something .06 like $7.06 or something he gives me a 20 and throws 5cents on the counter as well. Of course I ignored the nickle because it made no sense and punched in the 20 and started on his change, which was I guess $12.94.
The guy looks at me like I'm the most retarded person in the world and says to me like he's talking to a moron. "Uh I gave you a damn nickle I don't want all that ******** change back" [Remembers he's with his little girl?]
I looked at him for a moment, it threw me off because I wasn't sure if he was really that dumb or I had made a mistake. So I nicely said "Oh it was $7.06 not $7.05" [sometimes I slur my words and no one understands me LOL] but no he knew... he replys with "Yeah ya idiot 5 plus 1 is 6!" grabs the nickle and tries to give it to me again.
Well I don't like being called an idiot...So I looked at him with an eyebrow raised and said "Yeah, and 94 plus 5 is 99, you're not helping your cause." and I put his money on the table. My manager who was right beside me counting back the till beside me just busts out laughing and the guy rushes out of the store angrily.
We spent the rest of the day making fun of him together LOL good times.
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Sailor Wendy Darling Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:25 pm
DS Sailor Tinkerbell DS Sailor Mary Poppins I used to work in a day care center (oh irony), and I was only 16 at the time, but because of how young I was I was only responsible for one child and it was a little boy about 2 years of age. I would take him to the park, feed him, play with him and such, I was practically his mother away from his actual mother. (His real mommy hates my guts btw, no idea why....well maybe it was because I taught him how to bark at strangers) Anyway one day I was playing with him in the park and I over heard this woman saying how disgusting it was that someone my age, who is still so irresponsible and so young could have a baby when she couldn't. I even heard he call me a slut a few times. I WAS 16 AND HE WAS 2...I WOULD HAVE BEEN 14 WHEN THIS CHILD WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN....needless to say I kind of felt humiliated, but at the same time I was very happy that, that bitches egg sack was too dried up to have children, so the next time I heard slut, I picked up the little boy, gave him a kiss on the forehead and smiled at the woman. She glared but I was happy... Oh man, Mary, i know the feeling. I'm a nanny on my days off and i get that all the time. The kids are 14,12,9,5, and 3!!! i mean really? I would have had to been like five when the 14 year old was born. It's crazy how rude people are. Sometimes i watch my goddaughter (She's 14 months) and when i take her places, people are like "Is it hard being a single mother?" I'm always like "Yeah, it's horrible". One time someone tried to pay for my groceries! i was like "dude, it's my goddaughter. chill" lol. i know to well how that feels. when i was like 12 and my anunt who is know my godmother she had a child. since she worked she couldnt take care of her the way she wanted so i had already know how to take care of babies. As my cuzz stared to grow she used to call me mom.Well one day we went to the park and she stared to cry and was calling for her mom so my anut went but she didnt want her mom to help her she was calling me.So as i went to pick her up this man looked at me and i just ingored it. But as i picked her up the man with his wife came up to me and asked how old i was will my anut was near taking care of the her son. i told him i was 12 and his like so young to have a baby where you raped? i just look at him and im like no so i call my anut over and she explanied to them. it was like werid but when they left cause i was still playing with her they said i would be a good mom so i was happy. but it was werid and happy at the same time
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:18 pm
NEW FUNNY WORK STORY!
A girl I work with poked her head down the aisle I was in and says "Hey Wendy want to sweep with me?" I said "Yeah sure" well there was a customer shopping in between us, she stops and looks at us with a shocked look on her face. Apparently she misheard my coworker she thought she had said "Hey Wendy want to SLEEP with me?"
We laughed so hard. It made my night. <3
(also to clarify she said my real name but I subbed it with Wendy)
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Sailor Wendy Darling Captain
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:28 pm
DS Sailor Wendy Darling NEW FUNNY WORK STORY!
A girl I work with poked her head down the aisle I was in and says "Hey Wendy want to sweep with me?" I said "Yeah sure" well there was a customer shopping in between us, she stops and looks at us with a shocked look on her face. Apparently she misheard my coworker she thought she had said "Hey Wendy want to SLEEP with me?"
We laughed so hard. It made my night. <3
(also to clarify she said my real name but I subbed it with Wendy) The two creepers staring at you until you noticed them didn't make your night? Jeeze! Nah man, just kiddin'. I love your dollar store stories. So much lols.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 10:30 pm
DS Sailor Jasmine DS Sailor Wendy Darling NEW FUNNY WORK STORY!
A girl I work with poked her head down the aisle I was in and says "Hey Wendy want to sweep with me?" I said "Yeah sure" well there was a customer shopping in between us, she stops and looks at us with a shocked look on her face. Apparently she misheard my coworker she thought she had said "Hey Wendy want to SLEEP with me?"
We laughed so hard. It made my night. <3
(also to clarify she said my real name but I subbed it with Wendy) The two creepers staring at you until you noticed them didn't make your night? Jeeze! Nah man, just kiddin'. I love your dollar store stories. So much lols. Why do you guys keep doing that !! >.< LOL
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Sailor Wendy Darling Captain
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 1:03 pm
DS Sailor Wendy Darling DS Sailor Jasmine DS Sailor Wendy Darling NEW FUNNY WORK STORY!
A girl I work with poked her head down the aisle I was in and says "Hey Wendy want to sweep with me?" I said "Yeah sure" well there was a customer shopping in between us, she stops and looks at us with a shocked look on her face. Apparently she misheard my coworker she thought she had said "Hey Wendy want to SLEEP with me?"
We laughed so hard. It made my night. <3
(also to clarify she said my real name but I subbed it with Wendy) The two creepers staring at you until you noticed them didn't make your night? Jeeze! Nah man, just kiddin'. I love your dollar store stories. So much lols. Why do you guys keep doing that !! >.< LOL lol It's fun.
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