
Who is D-Tech 182?
Well you see children, a long long time ago there was a woman with a little stink baby. She didn't really like her stink baby, he was always running into things. But she kept him anyway, because he made a good table. This is love children. And I can still balance a glass on my head.
His Past
IT'S WHERE IT IS.
His Present
THERE ARE NO PRESENTS.
Others say: 182 is an oddball for sure, he makes sense on occassion, but he overreacts and he's always coming up with these crackpot conspiracy theories. The only reason he's kept around is that once in a blue moon he comes up with the brilliant ideas.