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 Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:50 pm
  Time to play a word game while the guild has slowed to a crawl. So here it is: CORRUPT A WISH!Here's how it works for those who haven't played before: First person makes a wish, the second person grants it but corrupts it somehow and then makes their own wish. Play continues in this manner UNTIL THE END OF TIEM.So here's my wish boys and girls; I WISH FOR THE GUILD TO BE ACTIVE! 
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:54 pm
Done, but now we're having uber-drama.
I wish my muscles were not sore from gardening.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:14 pm
Granted, but all the gardening you did was ruined by a herd of migrating goats.
I wish I could find a better job I enjoy...
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:10 pm
Okay, but you catch an STD from one of your clients.
I wish I had a perfect body.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:30 pm
Granted, but now you have boobs and a bubble-butt.
I wish I hadn't said that.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:37 pm
Granted, but now your mouth has been retroactively wired shut.
I wish the free press was never politically biased.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:44 pm
Granted, but now they are peer biased. (wut)
I wish I didn't have the sleeping habits of an owl. D:
(sleeping during daylight, up during night)
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:52 pm
Granted, but now you're in a coma.
I wish I weren't grounded off the computer.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:28 pm
Granted, but now you're unable to socially interact with anyone in person ever again.
I wish pokemon were real.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:31 pm
Granted, but they realize their natural superiority to humans, and enslave us all, killing any dissenters.
I wish the world would just accept my genius.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:33 pm
granted, but the word genius is now synonymous to 'stupid'
I wish I'd get my period @_@
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:39 pm
GRANTED! But you'll be swimming in shark infested waters... even though the wish is already corrupt enough... D:
I wish everyone in the world disappeared!
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:45 pm
Granted, bu they reappear in 5 seconds.
I wish there was no inflation.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:50 pm
Granted, but you still can't afford anything.
I wish I could communicate with my cat.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:59 pm
Granted, but you find out your cat speaks Spanish/Pig-Latin.
I wish I had more gold on Gaia.
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