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Intuet
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Conservative Survivor

PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:46 am


Quote:
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if d**k finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.


I associate it with amusement park rides. Silly me!
I'd like to see someone rewrite this poem from the conservative point of view. We are beleaguered and watching our country give up on 200 years of freedom and buy lies instead.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:29 am


I... haven't heard that quote/song/thingy.

Kira84


Intuet
Captain

Conservative Survivor

PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:19 pm


It is, I gather, from the 1960s. Before our time. In the 80s-90s, though, there was an amusement park ride called "The Revolution" and a TV commercial featured that line, "The Revolution will not be televised!" I knew it had to be some kind of quote, because, obviously, that ride was on TV being televised, and no ad manager is that original.

The quote has been used in other areas. It's lost its Black-power sting. No longer are riots a threat, because with all the Welfare and panderism in the form of unfairly given scholarships and unjust Affirmative Ac- OHHHHH.

Geez, are we that afraid of our OWN PEOPLE that we have to keep anxiously feeding them pap? Who would even riot over fairness? Is it the fear of riots that keep up all that nonsense that ironically keeps the people down?
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