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 Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:07 pm
Because every bulletin board need one of these threads. I'll start out with a looong one~. Data the Poetic Android Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature, an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature? Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, a singular development of cat communications that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion, it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:20 pm
that isn't so much a quote as it is a poem...daang eek
how about a random one, pulled from Pg. 338 of The MasterHarper of Pern
"Damned Charter was written by idealists"
and from the same book a song:
Gone away, gone ahead
Echoes roll unansweréd.
Empty, open, dusty, dead,
Why have all the Weyrfolk fled?
Where have dragons gone together?
Leaving Weyrs to wind and weather?
Setting herdbeasts free of tether?
Gone, our safeguards, gone but whither?
Have they flown to some new Weyr
When cruel Threads some others fear?
Are they worlds away from here?
Why, oh, why, the empty Weyr?
-The Question Song
(whoo 1st post!)
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:10 pm
"If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! ... Well a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible. So don't you dare cry."
- Bayonetta
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:04 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:52 pm
"NO! I'm too young and too male to be the mother of a teenage daughter!"
Even in context it's hard to understand unless you know the months of backstory behind it.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:22 pm
I actually keep a little notebook of random quotes I pick up from different people I know... some of them would probably fit in here... (figures that I left it at work...)
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." - a college friend
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:52 pm
Red Sinder I actually keep a little notebook of random quotes I pick up from different people I know... some of them would probably fit in here... (figures that I left it at work...) "Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." - a college friend OMG...so do I!!!! O-O'' I actually have two of them....hehe... sweatdrop Here's one! "Don't put your frying pan in the hamper!" ~ My own crazy, messed up mind lol
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 8:00 pm
I used to have an online version of quotes I got from high school, but it was taken off and I lost the originals... the one I have is from college.
This one would probably do well with the randomity around here: "Blank stare means 'yes'" - a different college friend
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 9:25 pm
"Look on the bright side, Foe Hammer: The last thing the Covenant will expect is an aerial insertion...from underground." - Cortana
lol the new Navi, only less annoying.
(is in a halo fit, waiting on that beta)
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:23 am
I quote Cressa's quote which is quoted in the DIT:
"I think we're going to need a bigger alarte."
I just wonder under what circumstances this phrase was uttered...
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:54 am
' I would've been your dad, but a dog beat me to it. ' - A friend of mine
' If you have sex with a clone of yourself is it incest or masturbation? '
' If you rape a prostitute is it shoplifting or assault? '
- By people commenting on news posts XDDDD
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:17 pm
yeah...I believe that falls into 'Best left unsaid'
Me: Is that mud?
Other: Wh...no! It isn't! how can you think that?
Me: Well...when you look at it, it looks like mud
Other: Are you colorblind, that is OBVIOUSLY green
Me: I know that! it still looks like mud!
Other: wait...mud? I thought you said...
Me: Blood? nope, it was mud...and I'm still not colorblind
-conversation in Art class, her dark green grass didn't turn out so well
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:14 pm
On a news article on China heating up sewage and selling it as 'soup'
'Well, it must be good.
I mean, if someone's selling, someone's buying.'
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 1:57 pm
wow...mix Lays potato chips into that and you really CAN eat just one!
but then you die...oh well
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:17 pm
*flips through quote notebook* hmm... ah, here's a good one.
"I have considered the options: I'll take amputation." - my manager at work
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