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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:07 pm
*MEANWHILE, AT JOHNNY DEVINE'S BAR....*
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:18 pm
*sitting at the bar, leaning his head in his hand with an empty beer pitcher in the other* Cheapass American beer...I'd kill for some Sapporo, nothing else gets me wasted quite so fast or tastes *hic* so good....
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:30 pm
*Suddenly, from behind, a chubby hand slaps onto YAMATO's shoulder. A voice whispers into YAMATO's ear, reeking of very strong booze and cheap cologne.*
"It's not your fault, kid.."
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:34 pm
*feels someone WAY too close to his personal space but is too drunk to move away too fast* Dude, what the ********? Get away from me.
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:12 pm
*Grip gets tighter.*
No! Listen to me, chico. Look at me!
*Swivels YAMATO around, face to face!*
mad
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:13 pm
*SORT OF FREAKING THE HELL OUT BUT TOO SCARED TO MOVE!* eek
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:20 pm
Look at what I've become, chico! Razor Ramon! Intercontinental champion! I threw my life away, and now.. LOOK AT ME!
*Rips off his shirt to reveal the very unsightly body of Scott Hall, with just as much hair as a decade ago!*
Don't throw your life away, chico! Don't do it, mang! Don't! Don't!
*BEGINS TO SHAKE YAMATO!*
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:23 pm
*tries to get Hall off of him!*
That's disgusting! I'm the goddamn Dream Gate champ, not some second class loser who can't even hold his alcohol! And I'll never be as hideous as you, you ******** loser! scream
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:25 pm
Hey, hey! Watch it, I'm just trying to help you.
*Takes a toothpick from behind his ear and begins to chomp on it. Seriously.*
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:26 pm
Tch. I want help on what urinal cakes make the best makeshift cologne, I'll be sure to come running. rolleyes
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:29 pm
...
*GOES TO STAB YAMATO IN THE EYE WITH THE TOOTHPICK!*
scream
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:30 pm
!?!!?!? *COVERS HIS EYE JUST IN TIME BUT GETS TOOTHPICK EMBEDDED IN HIS HAND* JESUS CHRIST! gonk !!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:31 pm
:: Lays head on counter, sobbing heavily. ::
crying
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:32 pm
*Pushes him over the ******** bar table!*
NOBODY BASHES THE COLOGNE, CHICO. NOBODY!
*Picks up a spare beer bottle as people run screaming from the scene!*
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:33 pm
*PUSHED INTO SUGAWARA AS WELL, FALLING OVER THE COUNTER WITH HIM* gonk !!!!!!!!!!!
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