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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:59 pm
Bobby Cruise: This match will be contested under Grand Strength Rules and it is for the Grand Strength title! Coming to the ring first...
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:01 pm
SUHPRISE
YOUR DEAD
AAAHAHAHAHHA-
*MUSIC CUTS*
Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.
Ed: From Memphis California, he is the Commissioner of Food and Beverage... EXCALIBUR!
*Excalibur emerges... No... STRUTS out of the curtain! Sitting on top of his mask, was a horrible bright yellow wig! Sunglasses where on his face, and he was also wrapped fabulous purple sparkly robe. He slicked his hair back, and started down the ramp! Jawing off at the camera*
"HAH HAH! LOOK AT ME I'M FROM MEMPHIS~"
eek
*Struts the ENTIRE WAY down the ramp! Then rolls into the ring, and removes the robe and glasses.. Then waits, trembling...*
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:09 pm
When theres someone strange...
In the neighborhood...
Who you gonna call?
WIMPBUSTERS!
When theres some weird...
And up to no good...
Who you gonna call?
WIMPBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no wimp...
I ain't afraid of no wimp...
I'll take on ALL you wimps!
:: "Wimpbusters" by THE CHAMP HIMSELF~! hits as Lawler came out looking PISSED! Holds out a mic. ::
"You think you're funny in that costume and that mask? Halloween was months ago, you idiot! How dare you make fun of my HOMETOWN when you're the bigger joke, you wimp! When I'm done with you, you're going to kiss my royal feet!"
scream
:: Stands on the ramp, challenging Excalibur to get over here! ::
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:15 pm
"THATS I-"
*Clears throat, then speaks up again in a gravely five-packs-a-day voice*
"THATS IT LAWLER! NO MORE RUNNING*
eek
*Leaves the ring and starts marching up the ramp... But starts to slow down when he realizes his idea wasn't so swell*
.. gonk
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:16 pm
:: Walks down the ramp after Excalibur slowly. OLD SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGY~! ::
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:18 pm
*...Turns around and starts walking away. All the while reaching into his tights, and pulls out a baggy of powder! Which he loses grip of and drops*
gonk
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:21 pm
:: Still slowly following after Excalibur. SO OLD SCHOOL! ::
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:22 pm
*Rolls into the ring and onto his knees. The starts signaling to the ref for time out*
crying
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:24 pm
:: Goes to the ring and grabs Excalibur by the legs to drag him out! The bell has ringed yet! ::
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:25 pm
*Dragged out before he can get in!*
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:26 pm
:: Holds Excalibur up against the ringpost and goes to punch his face! ::
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:28 pm
"I'M SO SORR-"
*NAILED! Slumps down against the post*
xp
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:29 pm
:: Grabs Excalibur by his mask and goes to fling him into the railings! ::
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:31 pm
*Tossed into the rails! Wig falls off*
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:33 pm
:: Sees a fan with a PWG shirt! Rips it off of him and wipes his a** with it! ::
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