Welcome to Gaia! ::

so it be cool if we could post jokes here!:

my jokes:

why did the stegasaurus eat the shoe factory?

it was a plant eater!!


chuck norris doesnt mow his grass..........he looks at it and dares it to grow

*How do you get holy water? => Boil the hell out of it.

*Little johnny asks his dad is god a man or a women he says both then he asks is god black or white n again he says both then he asks oh is god michael jackson? lmao

*What do you call a bee that gives milk? => a boo bee lmao

*There's 3 pregnant women the 1st women says i did it on my side so i'm gonna have a baby boy n the 2nd women says i did it on my back so i'm gonna have a baby girl then they see the blonde crying n they ask what's the matter n she says i'm gonna have puppies (because she did it doggy style). lmfao

*Why did the person stop walking in the middle of the road?
=> He wanted to show his friends that he had guts. xD