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SpaceDadDisapproves Captain
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 Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:40 pm
Church sighs, looking around in boredom from where he was sitting on a pile of rocks that he had been told was 'Blue Base' by his subconsciousness. "This is just ******** great... I wake up in a place I don't remember, and what the hell does my brain do? Finds a 'base' for me to ******** guard. This is pathetic." He grumbles to himself, carefully maneuvering his helmet back onto his head where it belonged, the gold faceplate cutting down on the glare of the sun above. 'Wonder if any of those other ******** ended up here as well, and in these weird bodies?' He thinks to himself, armored tail swishing slightly behind him. He had to admit, though, that the change in scenery was a very nice, welcome break from Blood Gulch Alpha in that damn box canyon.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:27 pm
Xephyr walked along, smiling at this beautiful day. "Wow, it's a pretty good day today." Then, noticing a kitsutora wearing weird armor perched on a pile of rocks, he stopped and looked at the armored kitsutora strangely. "Umm, excuse me? Why are you sitting on a pile of rocks? And what's with the strange armor?"
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SpaceDadDisapproves Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:36 pm
~*Silence is Golden. Ductape is Silver. *~ Church frowns behind the gold faceplate of his helmet, narrowing his eyes at the other that spoke to him. 'Great... another moron to deal with... Why is God conspiring against me...?' He thinks to himself, armored tail swishing again as he debates whether to answer the other male or not. "There is no excuse for you. And it's none of your damn business what I'm doing here or what I'm wearing." He made sure to put as much disdain in his tone as he could, wanting, above all else, to simply be left alone. 'Tch... If it wouldn't have been for Caboose leading that damn Agent Washington to where I was at, I could have probably had a nice, solitary life.' He thinks to himself again, his mood growing darker.~*So as long as you keep yours, I'll keep the Ductape away.*~
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:46 pm
Not willing to leave this conversation be, Xephyr sat on the ground. He laid his tail down, showing that he wasn't going to leave. "But, a pile of rocks? You have to at least explain that. I've seen some crazy kitsutoras, but none have sat on a rock pile." Ears twitching, he lifted his hind leg and began scratching the back of his head. This new guy was interesting, and the curious little kitsutora wanted to know everything about him.
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SpaceDadDisapproves Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:54 pm
~*Silence is Golden. Ductape is Silver. *~
((*chuckle* I sense another Caboose here, only, this one is smarter than the normal Caboose.))
Church glares even more behind the gold faceplate on his helmet, knowing the other couldn't see it, then growls the slightest bit. "Look, a*****e, I'm not here to be your friend, guide, or whatever the hell it is you're wanting me to be. I don't have to explain a god-damned thing to you, and you know why? I hate everyone. Including you. So why don't you just move along and leave me the hell alone?"
~*So as long as you keep yours, I'll keep the Ductape away.*~
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:04 pm
"You can't possibly hate EVERYONE. No one can hate everyone." Xephyr waggled his ears side to side, smiling. He was only slightly naive, not knowing when to stop asking. "You do like yourself, don't you? If you do, then you don't hate everyone because there is one person you do like. Do you like doughnuts? I like doughnuts." Grinning, Xephyr tilted his head to the side, eyes closed.
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SpaceDadDisapproves Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:07 pm
~*Silence is Golden. Ductape is Silver. *~
Church raises an armored paw and smacks against his helmeted forehead in aggravation before looking in the other male's direction again. "Yes, I hate myself, to. When I said I hated everyone, I meant every damn word of it." 'God... He reminds me of Caboose.... Why the hell won't this idiot get the hint and leave me the hell alone?' Church thinks to himself again, swatting a small pebble in the other male's direction. "Why don't you go find someone else to annoy, hrm?"
~*So as long as you keep yours, I'll keep the Ductape away.*~
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:16 pm
"Cuz right now you're the only one around to annoy, and I'm too lazy to find anyone else." Xephyr wagged his tail and licked his paw. "You never answered my question about doughnuts. Do you like them? I do, especially the chocolate cream filled ones with the boston cream inside them. I also like the raspberry filled powdered ones. Oh, and bear claws. Hmm...." He rubbed his chin, thinking of more doughnuts. "I like cinnamon buns, maple bars, apple filled bear claws, lemon cream powdered, chocolate chip chocolate frosting chocolate sprinkle chocolate doughnut, and....." Without pause, the little kitsutora rambled on and on about his favorite doughnuts.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:24 pm
~*Silence is Golden. Ductape is Silver. *~
((XD I almost feel sorry for Church. *snicker*))
Church just... stares... at the other male as he starts rambling, then starts smacking his helmeted head against the rock pile he was still sitting on, hoping to either knock himself unconscious, make himself deaf, or drive the other away. "Oh god... I take it back... He's even more annoying that Caboose!"
~*So as long as you keep yours, I'll keep the Ductape away.*~
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:30 pm
"..who's Caboose?" Xephyr stopped his rambling and cocked his head the other way, looking at him curiously. "Is he like me? Do I remind you of him? Does he also like doughnuts? What's his favorite color?...." Now off the topic of doughnuts, he rambles on random questions about the person in question. Xephyr wanted to know, and if he wants to know, nothing will stop him from doing so.
NOTHING.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:49 pm
Church smacks his head against the rocks a bit harder this time, then sighs and slumps, glaring as hard as he could, almost wishing he had kept his helmet off so the other could see how pissed off and annoyed he was with him. "Caboose is a moron. Just like you. Obsessed with annoying the everlasting ******** out of me, just like you. You two would get along great, except he might try to kill you for upsetting me." Still doesn't know why Caboose was obsessed with being his 'very best friend' for so long.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:58 pm
"Oh........can I be your friend?" Xephyr smiled innocently, wagging his tail faster. The little kitsutora wasn't so popular because of his insistent annoying questions, so he didn't have any friends at all. Maybe this guy will be? "Please? I'll be loyal, and trusting, and fun, and...." Rambling again, he continued on about how good a friend he would be.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:04 pm
~*Silence is Golden. Ductape is Silver. *~
Church faceplants into the rocks below him, then sits back up and shakes his head. "No. No you can't be my friend. I don't need another Caboose following me around. I really, really, REALLY don't."
((He's such an aaasss... XD))
~*So as long as you keep yours, I'll keep the Ductape away.*~
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:25 pm
Xephyr tilted his head, not sure exactly what he meant. "So, I'll take that as a maybe?" He licked his paw and started grooming himself, peeking at him with one eye. "I like to kick babies. Especially cute ones. I'm not to be trusted around them anymore after that one incident." Standing, he walked over to him and sat to his left. "So, now can I be your friend?"
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SpaceDadDisapproves Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:41 pm
~*Silence is Golden. Ductape is Silver. *~
Church smacks his helmeted head into the ground again, growling low under his breath. "What part of 'No' and 'Go AWAY' do you not understaaaaaaand?" He felt a migraine coming on, whether from his head's repeated contact with the helmet and rocks or from this... Caboose clone... that seemed intent on causing him hell, he couldn't be sure.
~*So as long as you keep yours, I'll keep the Ductape away.*~
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