Vote for the most outrageous gut busting jokes!

Come and share all your hilarious jokes, riddles and tales with the guild for awesome prizes from...ME! That's right, I said it. I the captain is giving away a secret prize unto people with the best jokes that can make me laugh so hard I will fall out of my computer chair.

Since people can be quite sneaky ninja when it comes to practical jokes here are the guidelines:

1. No profanity
2. Nothing above pg-13 (if you don't know this, research it on google)
3. Nothing that you wouldn't joke with your grandparents about
4. Follow TOS and guild guidelines
5. A fee of 3k (3000 gold) sent to Zippora7 to be sure that guidelines will be followed and so you can post up to 9k jokes. This includes submission fee of 200 gold but just send in the 3k.

Contestant or Judge?

Either you be a judge or a contestant. Nobody can have both positions (it would be cheating) Also, Judges won't recieve any of their information until after contest (hehe) So to all those who think they can cheat, I am several steps ahead of you.

Deadlines

1. Submissions and submission fees to apply as a judge are April 10th
2. Submission and submission fees for contestants are April 10th
3. Contest starts April 10th
4. Contest ends May 19
5. Winner Announcements are June 4th

Note: Deadlines are subject to change based on registry numbers.