[Party] Blessed Be's Vending Machine of Randomness

[The_Blessed_Mule]

The Vending Macine of random is back! What delights will we receive when we insert money or a piece of paper with the word monkey on it? Let's find out!

Example

Poster A: *inserts a video*
Poster B: You get the munchies! *inserts empty box*
Poster C: You get another empty box! *inserts sand*

And on and on

Rules:
- Please try and keep the item received nice - absolutely no foulness. Tasteful innuendos are okay.
- At least one person must post before you can post again.

Prizes:
- Each post earns you 100 gold (for a maximum of 1,000 gold)

Here we go!

*inserts a scrabble tile*  

[Xx_Zack_Aerith_Lover_xX]

You get the cement cookie. *Inserts wrapper*  

[Shearaha]

You recieve a Connundrum
*Inserts a pineapple pie*  

[Draculas-Mistress]

You receive a fluffy kitten! {inserts coin}  

[FabulousNerd]

You get ammunition! *Inserts a Battery*  

[J. Dragonhater]

You get a melted army man!
*inserts lego*  

[courtney murder]

You got a frozen waffle.
-Inserts Oreo.-

 

[zabazor]

You get an Ice cold Glass of Milk
[inserts slightly chewed figure nail]  

[SwirlingDark]

You ran into...

You get a bizarre, foreign magazine.

*inserts a dictionary*

... the doorframe of life!

 

[zabazor]

You get an encyclopedia set missing volume A, G, and XYZ.
[Inserts Tears]  

[loveblackbutterflies]

You get a sunflower!

*Inserts usb*  

[themadwriter]

You get the Trojan Horse! Open up and find all the Greek heroes of the Trojan War!

Inserts a pancake.  

[J. Dragonhater]

Gets syrup.
*inserts pen ink*  

[The Goddess of Earth]

You get an inkless pen!

*inserts a carrot*