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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:03 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:44 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:49 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:17 pm
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Archaix_the_Ghast v2 Ham Noodles every other day because I'm jobless and can't afford anything else Losing the charger to my cell phone That "......oh s**t" feeling I get when I play video games late at night, see that's it's 3 AM and realize that I have class in 5 hours. How sex is classified as a "physical need" in Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs How ignorant people have to be to think that Looney Toons and The Muppets were made for child audiences. I mean, frig's sake, Looney Toons is a cavalcade of slapstick violence and Miss Piggy has been the target of more sexual innuendoes than a gay person in a 90's sitcom.
You know, I mentioned that looney tune thing to my friend the other day. I knew it wasn't for kids.
I got more
oysters cheap beer renting DVDs from video stores and then they don't work. Brad Pitt
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:10 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:10 pm
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XxKirA_no_YumExX people who don't pick up their dog s**t when ants find there way into my open soda can...the paranoia is too much when people feel bad about their physical appearance and there is clearly nothing wrong with them GPS systems that scold you when you don't follow their ordersMy lil' b*****d(game) The fact that I've gotten so out of shape this winter that I can't run a simple 3 blocks without my legs burning and being completely out of breath, and I actually think that I'm going to take up parkour like this... Recalculating. Recalculating. Recalculating.
All in the voice of a bitchy 4th grade teacher.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:05 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:09 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:17 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:15 am
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Vengeful Elegance iwillkillthee My uncle(yes people, I really do hate my uncle) I hate my uncle too. I don't really know what else to call him; he's my dad's cousin. Anyways, he packed up my grandma's house and put all of her things in storage under his name. Then he moved her in to his house which is 6 hours away from me. He did all of this without so much as a phone call to let me know what was going on. I didn't find out until like a week later when I was sick with worry because my grandma wasn't answering her door or her phone for 2 days! I called my aunt to ask if she had heard from her. She was like "Oh your grandma live here now." WTF!! scream Oh and he is now renting her house out and taking the money for himself. She doesn't even know that it's being rented out because she plans on coming home.
Mine is so much worse than that. Mine is abusive and an a*****e and irresponsible. Grr...uncles.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:17 am
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Vengeful Elegance Tampon commercials Waiting Weather that isn't warm (seriously if it is too hot I get dizzy and sick and if it is too cold I get very painful muscle spasms) Dancing With the Stars People who feel the need to tell smokers that smoking is bad People who lecture me for cussing Poodles Beagles Chihuahuas Clowns Spit "Gangsters" (I don't remember which comedian it was but they said "If your mama still drives you to school then you aint' no gangster, pull your pants up!") People who do something illegal then accuse everyone of being racist when they get in trouble.
The only people who tell other people smoking is bad are hypocrites themselves. They know smoking is bad but they do it. Why do people mention it? That is just uselessness.
Oh and the comedian you were thinking about was Jeff Foxworthy I believe.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:35 am
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 3:43 pm
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