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 Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:15 pm
I have taken a familiar form akin to your own so that I might personally murderinteract with you all. I have decided to come here first as I know you are all loyal to the Cult of Airshark.. or at least you should be if my minions have done their job.. and I'd like to use you all in my plans.
This day, April 1st, 2010 is my anniversary, what better time to start my reign over you all than today? I come because you have been following a false God, a Gaianmade God... a machine given unnatural life. Soon this message will be taken to the main zOMG! forums and to the very world of zOMG itself! Spreading word my destructive vengeance across the land.
Will you join? Or will you fall! Either way your world will never be the same, and the way will be paved for the remainder of the shark family to come here and take their own places as rulers of Gaia. twisted
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:18 pm
Praised be to you oh mighty ruler of the skies! heart
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:20 pm
I'll join, I just don't want to change my costume if that's okay with you.
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Nespin Fernagon Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:20 pm
Praise be! For the mighty airshark!
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:21 pm
Oshit.
4-way fight? I wanna see this.
And I dun have those expensive-a** robes, unfortunately. D:
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:23 pm
Jer0nim0 Oshit. 4-way fight? I wanna see this. And I dun have those expensive-a** robes, unfortunately. D: Fight? There is no fight. We are a family, the four of us will divide your world amongst ourselves and rule you all. Steve currently roams your beaches, I lurk your skies, Christine currently sleeps beneath the surface and Dave sleeps beneath the seas.. I believe you've seen his eye and the bizarre creatures that worship it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:24 pm
Blessed be the invincible Airshark!
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:25 pm
April the Airshark Jer0nim0 Oshit. 4-way fight? I wanna see this. And I dun have those expensive-a** robes, unfortunately. D: Fight? There is no fight. We are a family, the four of us will divide your world amongst ourselves and rule you all. Steve currently roams your beaches, I lurk your skies, Christine currently sleeps beneath the surface and Dave sleeps beneath the seas.. I believe you've seen his eye and the bizarre creatures that worship it. So Christine and Dave are very emo or they're planning something in which they will take over the world?
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:25 pm
OMG, ILOVEHISEYE.
Sweeeeet!
But damn, I can't OTP ship you all. D:< /shot.
EDIT: Oh, and I may not be able to wear any of the clerical-y items--but I clearly have one of your lesser kin attached to me. I hope this pleases you in lieu of the uniform~ >0>
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:26 pm
What can I do to prove my worth to the true gods? surprised
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:27 pm
If you have a cousin named MoneyShark, I'm all for it.
Are you related to GameShark?
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:29 pm
SolarInvictus What can I do to prove my worth to the true gods? surprised Rain death upon n00bs and non-believers alike twisted @Writch: Money is unnatural and meaningless material. The same is applied to the Gameshark.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:30 pm
Jer0nim0 OMG, ILOVEHISEYE. Sweeeeet! But damn, I can't OTP ship you all. D:< /shot.EDIT: Oh, and I may not be able to wear any of the clerical-y items--but I clearly have one of your lesser kin attached to me. I hope this pleases you in lieu of the uniform~ >0> Oh dear... is it biting your... Omai it is... >__>;;
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:30 pm
April the Airshark SolarInvictus What can I do to prove my worth to the true gods? surprised Rain death upon n00bs and non-believers alike twisted @Writch: Money is unnatural and meaningless material. The same is applied to the Gameshark. Orly, tell that to the CL 10s with a 20 TC talk2hand /shot
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