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 Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:20 pm
Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena as the crowd goes wild for the apperance of 'The Talented One' Cartwright on Burn! He high fives the fans on his way to the ring and asks for a mic.
"I bet you are wondering what I am doing here after being announced as the Drown GM a couple of months ago. EEW.com broke the news before we went on air.
"With the ex-PCW Owner Tim Silvia, a well-respected booker, buying Chrono's shares...the current Burn GM lost her power. But that's not all, as me and Tim made a deal. I bought some of his shares of him. He owns 40% of EEW.....I own 60%....I am the MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER!" He announces to cheers!
"Now Burn lost a GM and Tim decided he wanted to work with Drown.....so there was only one place left for me to go! Cartwright's Burning once again!
"Me and Tim are in agreement that EEW is on crutches after the abuse it took from Chrono and Team Carnage's reign. We have been working together behind the scenes, thinking of solutions.
"Chrono and Team Carnage did alot of damage, taking out members of the roster, making decisions based on their own interests rather than the interests of EEW etc.
"So my first decision, to help fix the rosters, I am holding Burn try-out matches for Speeders, TONIGHT!" He announces to a huge roar. "Everybody saw the impact that Kyle Extreme and Draze made in their Burn debuts, defeating established Burn stars! They bring youth and enthusiasm to the roster and always give their all! If the Speeders in tonight's try-out matches can make the impact on Burn that they did, then EEWs future will be a bright one for a long time to come!"
"The next change may sound a little bit scary to the guys in the back, but if this works, it could change the way wrestling is produced forever! I propose that in May, the month where EEWs biggest Pay-Per-View One Night Stand event will take place, that EEW goes WEEKLY!"
The crowd roars in approveal!
"You guys agree, one Burn, one Drown and one Speed a month just isn' enough! It will be a big change but it will also be a exciting time to be in EEW! More details on the move will be announced later, for now, enjoy the last monthly Burn show!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:11 am
"WHILE THEY WILL BE ENJOYING THE FINAL BURN SHOW, I WILL BE ENJOYING SENDING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL...."
The voice was heard through out the arena's speaker system, the fans booed upon recognition of the voice. K Dogg fought his way through the crowd, mic in hand and a brown bag in the other.
As he made his way through the crowd, the mic picked up sounds of K Dogg cursing at fans and threatening them if they touched him once more. He climbed over the guard rail and stared at Cartwright in the ring, a menacing scowl etched onto his face.
"Well, well, well, looks like time has repeated itself. Your punkass is in charge, and I'm fighting the crowd, no entrance music, no introduction and no respect...." K Dogg said as he climbed the ring steps onto the ring apron and stepped into the ring, getting right into Cartwright's face.
He stared into Cartwright's face, not moving, not speaking, barely blinking before bringing the mic level.
"....Ain't this a b***h.....You go from a crazed egomaniac that took over your company to the overlooked, overworked s**c that wants to send you out in a body bag, guess its not easy being in charged, eh puto?" K Dogg said, dropping the mic to his side, allowing the fans to boo his words as he stared down Cartwright once again.
K Dogg raised the mic level once more. "Before you start going off, askin what business I have out here, I'm gonna beat you to da punch....." K Dogg reached into the bag and removed its content: a copy of the 'Self Implosion of K Dogg" dvd.
"......this is a copy of one of EEW Entertainment's latest dvd entry: 'Misunderstood Genius and Racial Diversity: The Self Implosion of K Dogg', Quite an interesting title, don't ya think? Of course you do, it's made by your company." K Dogg said, his tone becoming more forceful.
"....But thats not the most interesting feature of this dvd. I actually sat down and watched a copy of this crap and do you know what I saw?...." K Dogg said, making sure Cartwright was looking him in the eyes, " .....I saw match after match of me losin. Every time I was shown doing somethin big, its followed up with showin me losing or getting my a** beat, EVERY GODDAMN MATCH!" K Dogg shouted into the mic, shouting at Cartwright.
K Dogg paused once more, this time, he took a moment to walk about the ring, trying to calm down.
"Just when it seemed as if the dvd couldn't get any more irritating, I realized that the dvd didn't even bother to have SPANISH SUBTITLES! AND I'M F**KING MEXICAN!" K Dogg shouted once more, this time it was directed no where in particular.
K Dogg returned his attention to Cartwright once more. "I thought that was it, I thought the irritating aspects were through, that I couldn't be more humiliated, until I watched the bonus features. Maybe you can explain somethin Cartwright, tell me, whose idea was it to let some of the boys in the back, talk s**t about me, on the dvd bonus features?!" K Dogg asked with great force and passion behind his words.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:57 am
The arena went dark, as the sound of crows began to caw. " SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!! " Age of destruction. Obliteration. Eradication. Decapitation. Anticipation of elimination. Destroy.
I say we play. You do or you die.
You have no time. So look in my eyes.
Your destination, Peoples' Proclamation.
Consume the world. Elimination!
I can not see, but shadows I know.
You can believe.
I rule below. There's nothing left.
So do your best.
Put up or shut up or lie with the rest. The stage began to glow a dark green as flames shot up. The figure that interrupted Harli's 'promo' came out  What were the intentions of the Former EEW Owner and Champion? Chrono flicked back his green and black hair and smirked. The crowd went ballistic! You lie. We lie.
Try to deceive. Shadow is faster.
Try to believe. Light's not the master.
Guilt is upon you. Fear in your voice.
Scream in the night. You make the choices.
You can't believe. All of your greed.
One more blow. Life's on the road.
Nothing to follow. Heart feeling hollow.
A little more blood. Some more to swallow.
All of the shadows that burn from the light are behind you now.
All of the shadows that burn from the light are behind you now. The crowd was used to this by now, as Chrono had made his third appearance this evening. " K-Dogg... Shut your trap. You're irrelevant, and nothing but a glorified Jobber.
Now go make rants on Youtube like all the other jobbers. *cough* Damian Demento *cough*
We have business to take care of, so let the adults talk." Chrono turned to Cartwright and then got in his face. He took the mic to his lips once again.
" Cartwright... Did Kurone give you permission to sell my shares? Regardless, I don't care.
My contract excludes me from any of your match making, I make my own matches.
Not only that, but you cannot fire me or trade me.
I guess that means we're stuck with each other until either I quit or you do...
Now then, you may have noticed my return.. You want the Speeders to step up, and while that's fine and good..
You forgot one slight detail, the current members on the roster need to step up as well...
That is where I come in, I will be invoking my creative clause in my contract to ensure that EEW Burners step up.
After being on the side lines thanks to.... Jed
I've watched EEW and I've been very disappointed. When I was in charge the entirety of EEW fought with heart and soul and now they just don't give a s**t.
However, while I continue my little quest there is a matter of revenge to contend with.." Chrono then turned around and looked out at the titantron, as he addressed the backstage." JED! You thought you could politic your way into the EEW Title hunt, and take me out in the process.
Allow me to show you just how wrong you are...
E-E-W One Night Stand, Me and you.. One on one..
Extreme Church of Pain match..
You thought you could save EEW from me, let's see if you can save your soul before I rip it apart with my wrath..
I'm not giving you a choice in this matter...
Make it happen Cart, or you'll experience a world of pain worse than you can possibly fathom."
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:33 am
Before Chrono enters, Cartwright responds to K-Dogg.
"You want to know whose idea it was? The idea of producing your DVD? The idea of you being shown, pinned, over and over? The idea of the DVD title? That was all me.
"Why? Because you deserve it. Because there was a demand for it. Because there was a NEED for it. Fans around the World tell me how much they hate you, every member of EEW has told me they hate you, hell....even your former stablemates....they REALLY hate you!" He says to cheers.
"The hate for you was so universal, that I thought I would capitalise on it and your DVD was born. Hey, you don't want it to print? Fine, but you would miss out on one hell of a royalty cheque."
"As for the Spanish subtitles, my research team discovered that you're not even loved by your home country. You were found to be a tad too unpopular, by that I mean that we couldn't even sell the DVD in your country! I mean, around the World there's a lot of mark hate for your character and the fans LOVE to see you getting pinned. But in Spain, they just plain hate you. So we did not bother adding Spanish subtitles for that reason.
"However, the DVD Bonus Feature Interviews were the idea of the wrestlers in the back! They needed no coaxing and I too was happy to give my thoughts!" He announced as the crowd cheered in approveal, that can't sit well with K-Dogg!
Cartwright stops talking as Chrono makes his grand entrance.
"You must have made your own contract to be given creative control, that's the only way you would have got it!" He teased.
"Fought with heart and soul? That's not how I remember it. Maybe they are the way they are now thanks to you and Team Carnage. Now it's up to me to bring that heart and soul back, and I....and the EEW fans....can certainly do that!" He recieves his cheap pop of the night.
"Tell you what Chrono, I'll make it happen if Jed shows his face in this ring RIGHT NOW! You're not the only one who has a problem with him."
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:35 am
Bang!
Jed entrance video showed for few second as the crowd sort of guessed Jed would be coming out. Jed wasn't on camera yet, but he was looking for the EEW world title he took. He couldn't find the belt. "Oh well." Jed walked towards the camera that was facing an American Flag. Sort like if this was a terrorist video about to tell his demands.
Jed waited a few second as the crowd really start to boo. But the boo's weren't just for Jed. There were a lot of K-Dogg sucks chant also. Jed walked in front of the camera and the K-Dogg chants slowly got quite as Jed sucks chants started. Jed smirked as the crowd booed. Jed just stood there while he was looking and waiting for Chrono, K-Dogg, and Cartwrights reaction to his image. Jed of course was staring at the television behind the camera man. Jed was at an undisclosed location in the arena so hopefully Riker wont find him this time around.
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:25 pm
K Dogg could not decide who he wished to address first. His anger was overflowing with the comments from Cartwright and Chrono, as well as the audience derogatory chants. Before he could speak, he noticed the appearance of Jed on the monitor.
".....and who the hell is this joker?" K Dogg said, pointing at Jed on screen.
"What's a matter Cartwright? You need back up?" K Dogg said, pointing to Chrono and Jed.
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:34 pm
Jed backed up towards the flag and was getting centered. A production crew member came in front of the camera and said.
"The following is an American announcement for you, the EEW audience. "
The camera man walked away off of camera. Jed watched on and noticed that K-Dogg pointed at Jed on the screen.
"The best part of the show is here people!"
The crowd booed as he said this. Jed took a short break to breathe.
"As you can tell people that I am not hold the EEW world title at the moment. Anyways I'm out here. Tonight. To talk about a certain time challenge. I guess. "
Jed looked around as the crowd booed.
"The Answer is..No!"
The crowd booed as Jed was smiling.
"Not my fault people. It's EEW fault. Because as must of you know. I faced Marxx last One Night Stand in that very match. Well what you all my not know. Except for people that live in Utah. Well someone burned that church down. "
The crowd cheered. Jed started to frown.
"No visible footage can be seen, but you can here some screaming. ""Fire-Fire-Fire Burn-Burn-Burn! "" What ever that means. It's like a Jed vs Mike Landry match. No one can pay for the damages that will happen. Anyways So that answer is no. Time jerk!"
Jed smiled while frowning. Which was really hard to do.
"But--"
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:58 pm
"You misunderstand me. Jedediah I'm not giving you a choice in the matter.
I've already built the battlefield, and you WILL face me. You want to play God Killer, but you should know that Time will ever live on..
You've let your mouth run on and on and on and on.
I'll admit that you got me the last time, but next time have the decency to hit me with a car like every other person. "
Chrono smirked as the audience laughed
"Else don't face me, but I'll make sure that when you're in prison you'll get a human booster shot from some former grocery store manager named Gary. Course you'd like that too much..
Face me, or Jail.. The choice is yours.."
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:37 pm
"IF YOU WOULD LET ME FINISH!"
Jed was looking deep into the camera. Breathing hard. Maybe to to put the illusion that he was mad.
"Seriously Quit joking around. The only person that would like that would be Cartwright."
The crowd went oww. while some laughed and booed.
"As I was saying. But Seeing the match has been in the past two One Night Stand. Our super bowl of wrestling! It wouldn't seem right to have the church match not a part of this show. So Me and EEW talked it over. The match that will take place of the Extreme Church of Pain...Will be a Relaxed Church Match. The rules are simple. The environment. Is simple!"
Jed moved his hair out of his face.
"The rules are relaxed and the match will take place in a. Well that will be told in a later time. "
Jed smiled.
(We should wait for Cartwright to post before going on guys. )
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:52 am
Cartwright sees Jed appear on the titantron and reacts with a frown.
"What's with the American flag behind you?" He asks Jed. "Is it the only country that will have you?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:15 pm
(Well I was hoping you were going to just make the match official seeing you are a management figure. )
Jed looked at Cartwright sort of pissed off now.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:47 pm
(('Kay then spoil sport!))
"There you have it ladies and gentlemen! The match is set for One Night Stand 2010, EEWs Biggest Pay-Per-View will feature EEWs most anticipated match, it's Chrono vs Jed in a Relaxed Chruch Match!"
He announces to huge cheers as the Burn theme hits the arena.
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:12 am
"Very well then I'll play your 'game' Jed, but to show you just how serious I am..."
Chrono said as he attempted to grab Cartwright by the throat, and if this was successful, he'd attempt to chokeslam him out of the ring.
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:39 pm
Cartwright's throat is suddenly grabbed, you can tell from the look on his face how tight the grip is as he coughs and his eyes bulge.
But the worst is yet to come, as Chrono uses all his power to not only drive Cartwright to the floor, but OVER THE ROPES to the outside!
With a big thud, Cartwright's body jolted from the impact and then continues to lie on the floor motionless.
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:53 pm
"You may be on Burn, but this is STILL my show.. Don't you EVER..EVER forget that. Same goes to you Jed.
This little thing that I did to Cart is not even a small fraction of what I will do to you.
I will annihilate you, end your very existence. You'll wish you stayed retired. "
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