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Angles and Dangles
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:44 pm


The title's pretty self explanitory, post quotes and phrases that you find funny and entertaining.

Be sure to keep your humor at a pg-13 level.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:15 am


Everyone has a six pack, just most people leave it in the fridge.

Angles and Dangles
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Angles and Dangles
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:36 pm


If you believe black holes are the densest matter in the universe, you havn't seen my closet.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:37 pm


Ron: "But what about the eternal glory?"

Harry: "Hey, Eternal glory? I got that."

Angles and Dangles
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Angles and Dangles
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:38 pm


Gonna see old friends
gonna laugh and we'll cry

gonna take my firebolt
and take to the sky

no WAY this year
ANYONE'S gonna DIE

and it's gonna be totally AWESOME!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:39 pm


Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

Angles and Dangles
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Angles and Dangles
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:40 pm


si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, liberaliter educatus et NIMIS PROPINQUUS adest!

That's latin for,
(If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and MUCH TOO CLOSE!)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:41 pm


The internet is a wonderful thing
where men are women
women are men
and little girls are F.B.I. agents.

Angles and Dangles
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Angles and Dangles
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:42 pm


If you're going to ride my bumper

PUT A SADDLE ON IT!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:55 pm


I thought this part of a scene in a movie was funny:

Harry Potter: But I am the chosen one.

Hermione Granger: *Smacks Harry*

II Bob-The-Blob II


Angles and Dangles
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:02 pm


xd yes, I remember that.
It was so out of character for Harry to say, but it made me laugh none the less.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:52 am


That was funny. Plus Hermione hitting with a copy of the Daily Prophet. XD

keichaos


Angles and Dangles
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:01 am


" GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! Did you know that Doc has a PISTON CUP?"

*spits out drink and stares in disbelief*
"Doc did WHAT in his cup?"


-Cars
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:49 pm


"I have decided to do everything that needed to be done yesterday and stop putting off things, starting tomorrow."
-Unknown

"The optimist invented the plane, the pessimist invented the parachute."
-I think this one is Robert Frost

But yea, I thought they were funny.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:58 pm


My personal favorite...

"Jesus loves you biggrin ! I don't stare ."
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