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 Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:17 pm
 Amusé
$The Clown$
Bonjour, mes amis!! Welcome to Le Carnival de Noir! Enchanté! Enchanté!
There's tons to do here during the carnival but since there isn't one at the moment we're just hiring! Apply for a job by telling a joke!
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:03 pm
Hisoka Dark Empire | Joker | Ultimate Trickster | Peasant  Hisoka had been traveling around for a while and he heard that you could get a job by telling a joke. He thought he could use some extra cash and something to do. Plus, he fit right in this place. As a Trickster, Magician, and delinquent, he'd be part of the family in the Carnival.
Hisoka approached the man who was his going to be his "hopeful" future employer. "Sir, allow me to apply for the job by telling you a few jokes."
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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"No worries, sir!! I have more!!"
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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"Hahahaha!!!! Wait til you hear this one, sir. I'm sure that you'll be impressed!"
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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"so, my good sir, have I gotten the job?" Hisoka was definitely going to at least get something. He had a lot of material and had many talents.
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:38 pm
Amusé bursted out in an uncontrollable laughter. "Yes sir! You have gotten the job and as a first payment you will recieve 10,000 shilling. Sir you will have money and fame. We will take you around the Oukoku Seken my friend. You sir have talent!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:21 am
Hisoka Dark Empire | Joker | Ultimate Trickster | Peasant Hisoka clapped a little bit as he was awarded the job as well as a large sum of cash. "Oh, you don't know how happy I am, sir! I was going to join that dreadful army before I heard about this place."
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:47 am
Hisoka Dark Empire | Joker | Ultimate Trickster | Peasant Hisoka now was underway in his job. He had taken the position of the Magician for this time. Hisoka had the audience approach him on the stage so they can see how he does his tricks. If only it was possible to see how he could do his amazing tricks. Hisoka rolled up his sleeve and then showed his palms to the audience. He the flicked his wrist and had his hand turn to face himself. When he revealed his palm to the audience once more, a deck of cards had appeared in his hand. AMAZING!!!!" one woman shouted. "I've never seen anything like that in my whole life!!!!" a man exclaimed. "Do it again!!!!" yelled a small child of maybe the age of seven.
Hisoka laughed a bit as he enjoyed the attention. "Sure thing, my boy! Watch my other hand now!" he said as he did the same trick, causing a deck of cards to appear. The audience clapped loudly for him as he then threw the cards into the air and waited for them to reach about 4m high. When they did, Hisoka snapped and they exploded in small puffs of harmless smoke. The audience applauded vigorously and cheered him on the best they could.
Hisoka then called for a target as some member of the Carnival brought out a target for him to use. I was a large, bulky thing with some badly drawn lines, but it had a dot directly in the center and that's all that was needed. Hisoka suddenly pulled out three cards that he then threw at the target, hitting the bull's eye each time. The crowd cheered and shouted for him as he exhibited mastery of his talent.
"Wait! There's more! I'm going to need a volunteer for the audience with my next trick though! Heheh..." he said as the audience began to bounce around, wanting to be part of Hisoka's act. He picked someone out of the audience and had the workers bring out a wheels with some braces on it. The volunteer was strapped to the wheel and then spun around. Hisoka put on a blindfold and then he turned so his back faced the wheel. He suddenly made six knives appear in his hands, three in each hand. He then flicked them backwards and they all stuck into the wheel, missing the volunteer. The worker quickly hurried over and pulled out the knives before undoing the braces and allowing the volunteer to get down.
Hisoka now ripped off the blindfold and took a bow as the audience cheered even louder. Hisoka soaked in as much glory as he could before he then left to go collect his pay. He approached Amusé, the clown and asked him about his pay. "So, how did I do out there? The crowd seems to have had the time of their lives! Anyways, how much did I get for that little performance?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:13 pm
Amuse looked was still laughing from the show. Smiling, he gave Hisoka 50,000 shillings. "Your next show will be in a few week. Your a riot kid. We may have you perform in some of the other empires!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:06 pm
Hisoka Dark Empire | Joker | Ultimate Trickster | Peasant Hisoka smiled greedily as he was awarded his "prize" from the show. "Well, I didn't expect anything like this so soon, but if you insist! Hahaha! I can't wait to start traveling!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:32 am
Hisoka Dark Empire | Joker | Ultimate Trickster | Peasant [Ooc: Sofa said I could start the traveling.]
Hisoka began to run around gather up his things. Once he realized that he only had his clothes, cards, and knives to take, he broke out laughing. Soon after, he met with Amuse and said his farewells. Hisoka was on his way to becoming famous all over the world.
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