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 Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:29 pm
You guys knew it was coming I'm totally spamming this B|
Alright for starters:
Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML
This is what I do to people B(
Rules:
Follow ToS
Yes these are inappropriate..if you're offended please leave..
Use Fmylife.com or your own experiences : )
HAVE FUN!
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:32 pm
OHAY, guess what this is from:Quote: Today, my friend and I went to convocation with the rest of the incoming freshmen for college. We were the only ones in the crowd not wearing the special gold t-shirts. We looked like a random tree in the crowd instead. FML
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:33 pm
OH LOL SAKE XDD; Wow so long ago!
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
Sake: PEWPEWPEW
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:34 pm
Today I woke up to an a**. My baby brother had just used the potty, got up and sat on my face. Lovely wake up call. FML
One of my old rejected FMLs....this happened like two years ago *FAIL*
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:36 pm
'Today, I had to bellydance at my grad party. I ended up falling on a lady, tripping over a two year old, and stepping on my friends toes. FML'
Another old FML that was rejected...happened when I graduated *shot*
SAKE WAS THERE SHE TOTALLY SAW!
EDIT: So apparently she didn't see o_o; probably was downstairs when I started...XD;
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:39 pm
'Today, I checked an assignment in my web design class where we had to talk about ourselves. As soon as I checked my grade, I saw that I got a low grade on it. Apparently he doesn't think that my life is perfect. FML'
One of my old FMLs that was rejected...FML
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:31 am
Wait are all these you guys' or? O_o
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:49 am
LOL NOT ALL OF THEM XDDD Only the ones that I indicated were rejected XD;
Hahahhaa no ohmigaw lol XDD
Go to www.Fmylife.com omni : )
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:50 pm
Oh ok...it's kinda like MLIA.
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:06 am
Yeah but much more sad XD;
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:29 pm
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
I found it funny :3
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:23 pm
Mister Man Chan Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML I found it funny :3
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:13 am
Lmao xD
I wonder if you have done anything similar to that ;D
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:37 pm
xD This is something that would probably happen to me. Ha ha Quote: Today, I was on the bus when I saw this really hot guy get on. He smiled at me, and I wanted to look cool, so I put in my earbuds and started humming. He laughed and got off the bus. I later realized why he was laughing. I actually had my hoodie strings in my ears. FML
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:42 pm
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