Naruto Gender Bender Panic!
Hey guys! This is a Naruto fan-fic I started about two years ago and it's on going. It's a crack comedy and I hope you enjoy! Gimmie some feedback please <33
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Everything was dark in the village. The sun was down and in the depth of the night, the soft new dew was starting to glaze the area. Most ninjas were asleep by now. One wasn't. The shady ninja jumped from roof to roof until they reached the mountain with the past Hokages carved into it. The person quickly jumped up and stood on top overlooking all of Konoha. They took out a tube with powder and spilled some on their hand. After safely placing the tube back in their pouch, they started on a number of hand signs. The powder started to sparkle and created a little cloud around the hands from spilling out during the signs. The ninja muttered a secret jutsu and blew the powder away from them.
This is going to be fun. They thought as the sparkling mist spread through out the ninja residence.
The sun began to peek over the hill the next morning and the ninjas- lets just say they were very startled when they woke up.
Naruto's eyes twitched as he pulled the covers off his body and rose. He put his hand on his hip while trying to decide what to have for breakfast. He was surprised at how much curvier they felt this morning. He lifted his hand up to scratch his chest and felt like it had increased overnight. A bit worried, he walked over to the mirror. He couldn't manage to stifle a scream as he saw his reflection. His hair was long, his body curvy, his breasts larger, and his feet smaller. He was…he was…FEMALE??
He put his hands together thinking he used the 'Sexy no Jutsu' in his sleep for some reason, only to see he couldn't change back. He tried again and failed again. This went on for about a half hour until he finally realized there is nothing he can do. He wondered why this happened and if it happened to someone else. The scream from next door proved he wasn't the only one. He looked around the room for something to wear. He found his orange jacket and put it on. It was baggy and long on him, reaching halfway down his thighs; or should we say her thighs. He decided not to put anything else and opened the door to head over to his favorite ramen place hoping to eat, then find someone to help him.
Some blocks away, a certain pink haired girl, well not anymore, seemed to have the same problem. Sakura felt a bit confused as she let out a grumf after waking up.
Odd, my voice seemed a bit deep when I did that, she thought. But in her just woken stupor, she blamed it on bad morning breath. It was only as she got up that she gasped. Her feet were larger and it seemed as though she was higher up than usual. She scratched her head in confusion only to feel that her already short hair was shorter. She ran to the mirror and let out a yell. She quickly covered her mouth when she heard how deep it sounded.
Why am I a guy?!
This sort of business happened everywhere. It seemed that all of Konoha ninja had switched genders over night. As people tried to find outfits that fit them, they wondered who did this to them. Though most of their other techniques worked, they couldn't change back no matter what they did. But even so, the day had to go on normally. The only thing different was that there would be an assembly for every ninja at midday to talk about this situation.
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Naruto waited at the bridge where he and the rest of his team were supposed to meet. A tall, slender male walked on to the bridge. His teal eyes glistened in the sun. He turned to the blond and his eyes widened.
"Naruto?" he pretty much screamed, "Is that you?"
Though his voice was deeper, Naruto recognized their tone.
"Sakura-chan? Is that you?" she asked walking closer.
"Yes." He replied sternly. Naruto looked different and almost vibrant. Though he looked down to see that she was not wearing pants. "Baka." He said quietly that only he heard.
"Well I guess it would be Sakura-kun at the moment. Any idea what happened to us?" asked Naruto.
"If I knew, then I would have fixed it by now no?" said Sakura, his temper rising. She was so quiet, that neither Naruto nor Sakura saw her enter the bridge. From the dark eyes and raven black hair, it wasn't too hard to understand this was Sasuke.
Damn. Sasuke even looked amazing as a girl. I think he's even prettier than me! Yelled inner Sakura.
Sasuke's scowl was deeper than usual as he tried to understand what happened.
Is this some insane illusion Itachi put me into to attack me. Why'd he be in Konoha anyway right now. And why change everyone's gender? Sasuke sighed, knowing that wasn't the answer. But then, what was?
Soon a cloud of smoke appeared as Kakashi-sensei appeared on the bridge. His long silver hair was spiky and messy though it fell to his shoulders instead of sticking up. His mask was still covering his face, but it was easy to tell that his visible eye looked more feminine.
"Well it seems Naruko-chan, Sakure-kun, and Sasuko-chan, are all here." He joked.
"Kakashi-sensei, you're a girl too so stop joking like this, this is serious dattebayo!" Naruto yelled. (A/N: I'm not going to make him say 'believe it' since I watch it in Japanese and prefer it this way, so I know this wouldn't make the best sense in an English sentence, but we're all Naruto fans here right? So bear with me.)
"Be quiet Usuratonkachi, you seem even louder as a woman," said Sasuke, though silently agreeing with her.
"Alright, well since we are in this predicament, no missions today." Kakashi said.
"Then why did you call us here?" yelled Naruto, ignoring Sasuke.
"I wanted to see how cute my students would look in the opposite sex," and with that, the teacher disappeared in another cloud of smoke.
"Hmm…I wonder how everyone else is," said Sakura more to himself than anyone else.
"I'll come with you," chirped Naruto, running to his side. Even as a man, Naruto felt he'd be near her. Who knows, they might turn back to normal soon. Or not.
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That's all for chapter one! Tell me what you think?
As of now, there are 10 chapters in all. I'd post the rest on here, but that'd take a lot of posts. It think it'd be easier to read it on fanfiction.net because of the format. So here's the link:
[[click here to read further!!]]
As of now, there are 10 chapters in all. I'd post the rest on here, but that'd take a lot of posts. It think it'd be easier to read it on fanfiction.net because of the format. So here's the link:
[[click here to read further!!]]
